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  #121  
08-17-2013, 08:51 AM
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Can you perform Epic Sax guy Phylum?

it just needs to happen.
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08-17-2013, 09:28 AM
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08-17-2013, 02:18 PM
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He doesn't have any knees. Those are his ankles.

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lol i held off from saying anything funny in case i offended Phylum, but you guys

oh man, you guys
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Some real knee-slappers, right?
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08-18-2013, 08:53 AM
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Manco no

Not again

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08-18-2013, 09:05 AM
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Come on you guys, there's no kneed for that.
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08-18-2013, 09:21 AM
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Well, Phylum's legs certainly are ukneeque

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Look at you all bending over backwards to make knee puns together. It’s a true joint assault.
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08-18-2013, 10:24 AM
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You're pulling our legs.
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08-18-2013, 10:47 AM
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There's a tendoncy towards crass puns. The quality of the joke hinges on the jester's intelligence, which here is absent. And to cap it all off, it's very repetitive.
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08-18-2013, 11:01 AM
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What an intelligent way to say that they've stopped being funny.
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Thanks for pointing that out for us Varrok.
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08-18-2013, 11:14 AM
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There's a tendoncy towards crass puns. The quality of the joke hinges on the jester's intelligence, which here is absent. And to cap it all off, it's very repetitive.
Hehe, tendoncy.
Tendon.
Legs
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08-18-2013, 11:29 AM
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Thanks for pointing that out for us Varrok.
There’s no need for such a kneejerk reaction.
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08-18-2013, 03:56 PM
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I know it's easy to forget, but English isn't Varrok's first language. He might not realise that "tendon", "hinge" and "cap" are all knee parts.

It's not always easy tibia Pole.

I can't fe'mur legs

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The pun bandwagon is over. You didn't need to talus anymore.
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08-18-2013, 06:38 PM
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For some reason I didn't notice the other puns in OddJob's post, and I thought that the tendon one was unintentional. I'm worse than Varrock.
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08-19-2013, 12:17 AM
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I know it's easy to forget, but English isn't Varrok's first language. He might not realise that "tendon", "hinge" and "cap" are all knee parts.

It's not always easy tibia Pole.

I can't fe'mur legs
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My hair did what I wanted it to yesterday. You can't see from this picture but one of my eyes is turning more blue than the other. I'm finally realising my dream of becoming an Aryan.
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The colour camera on my phone isn't as good/I like being a hipster cunt/because fuck you.
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You can't see from this picture but one of my eyes is turning more blue than the other.
Oh god, yeah, I see it. That's weird.
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My hair did what I wanted it to yesterday. You can't see from this picture but one of my eyes is turning more blue than the other. I'm finally realising my dream of becoming an Aryan.
With that hair, all you need to do is move that soul patch under your nose and you'll be the perfect Aryan.


I'll let someone else do the photoshopping.
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get your freaky eyes sorted out. it's unnatural. supernatural, even.

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Maybe I can shoot lasers out of my eyes now. There will be a blog if I can.

And I'm not a perfect Aryan cus my hair is blonde, Nate. D=

Or...am I missing something and now I look stupider than the norm.

e: I worked it out. People keep calling me Hitler. Das ist schlecht, es macht mich wütend. >=c
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Also BUCK WAS FUCKING AWESOME. It was actually on the 23rd-25th August but I'm posting now because.
I totally met Glaze and we talked and I even hugged him twice it was the best and now I have him on skype along with some other famous brony musicians who may promote my stuff and even collaborate so this could be like my big break holy shit this con was so awesome.
Here's a picture of me with Doctor Whooves. I had to get down to his height.


And GABEN WAS THERE! That's right, I met Gabe Newell.

I have a tendency of making over-exaggerated faces and poses for no apparent reason.
I'm sad now though, post-con depression really hits you hard.
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