Oddworld Merchandise Ideas

[Josh]

I'd drink the fuck out of some SoulStorm, but idk if Jaffa Cakes really fit with Scrab Cakes. Surely they'd be more of a meat cake type thing?

[JayDee]

I'd want some tanning briefs with a patch cut out in the shape of Abe's face so I can burn a mudokon face onto my arse.

[Jbot123]

I present to you the Oddworld fanbase.

[Vyrien]

Thanks for the heads up, now I know to stay away from this place.

I would like a bikini to match with the briefs except it should have the Rupturefarms logo for added variety.

[Henchman1028]

I'd drink the fuck out of some SoulStorm, but idk if Jaffa Cakes really fit with Scrab Cakes. Surely they'd be more of a meat cake type thing?

True, but the stuff inside it in the posters looks more like jelly than meat.

[STM]

I would like a bikini to match with the briefs except it should have the Rupturefarms logo for added variety.

I second this, so long as my breasts are given ample support....

[Slog Bait]

For some reason Scrab Cakes always read as "sweet" to me, never savory. Probably because of the colour scheme. If anything they would literally be crab cakes except recoloured.

Paramite Pies on the other hand always looked like just meat pies.

[Bullet Magnet]

Seems like it should be Scrab Scakes to me.

[Jbot123]

Are there any places that you can find existing Oddworld merchandise? Just pictures is fine. I've heard that there was some old oddworld merchandise at one time, and I'm really intrested.

[Slog Bait]

Well, first of all there's a buy list.

There isn't really much in terms of merchandise. You might find something on Ebay or Amazon, but as a whole it's either better to just make something yourself or have someone else make something for you.

Or just wait until more merchandise is released, which is looking to be very soon.

[STM]

Anyone up for a ribbed glukkon dildo? Get penetrated by Dripik? Anyone?

[JayDee]

Oddworld condoms. Get boned by Phlavoured Phleg. Or extra-lube Anal Abe. Sensual Slig's Super Sensitive.

[Josh]

A vibrator that makes Abe's chanting sounds'd be nice

[STM]

Slig tentacle mask...strictly for the Japanese markets.

[Slog Bait]

What the actual fuck you guys

[Manco]

Anyone up for a ribbed glukkon dildo? Get penetrated by Dripik? Anyone?

The Industrialists are portrayed as being invasive

[Nate]

OWI posted this on Twitter the other day. Any idea where it's from?

[Jordan]

A children's arts and crafts fair?

[Manco]

OWI posted this on Twitter the other day. Any idea where it's from?

https://twitter.com/happydan/status/293330523684761600

Dan had it posted to him, so he likely ordered it or some enterprising fellow sent it to him for something.

And when asked where it’s from:

@alias452 one of a kind!

So don’t expect Oddworld figurines tomorrow.

[Nate]

https://twitter.com/happydan/status/293330523684761600

Dan had it posted to him, so he likely ordered it or some enterprising fellow sent it to him for something.

Well, obviously. I wasn't asking for the source of the photo, but rather the source of the model.

[Jbot123]

Plush live ammo keychains. A hat that looks like Munch's head complete with sonar. An oddworld book that gives you all the information you need, like a guide with tons of juicy never-before-seen images. Every time a new game comes out, they release a new volume. It will have:

Species: For example, First page is glukkons. Shows biology and main description of glukkon species. Then goes to glukkon classes with images, and then pages for every glukkon we've seen. Half pages for unimportant ones like Tex, unless they want to add backstory, which would be nice.
Companies and products and tech: Vykkers Labs as an example. Gives description of vykkers labs with logo, and then gives half a page for every product.
Locations:Example would be New Yolk City. Includes map, some pictures of the buildings, description, and residents.
Plantlife: Pretty self explanatory

I would buy that in a heart beat.

[Xavier]

I'd buy that! 343 industries made something like that for Halo and it turned out to be a good little book. But somehow I don't think OWI will ever do something like that.

[Jbot123]

C'mon, it's possible! Anyone here read the Oficcial Sonic Comic Encyclopedia? Or the Marvel Encyclopedia? The most similar to what I was thinking of is that huge Star Wars Guide Collection that they keep adding new volumes to.

[Wil]

Larger franchises can afford to do that because they have the resources available from several decades of product releases. A book like, something I've wanted to make for years, is a major undertaking and not something we're going to be in a position to do any time soon.

[Manco]

I don't think there would be much new content either what with the Art of Oddworld Inhabitants book existing. Maybe after a few more games have come out.

[Jbot123]

Yeah, I guess they don't have quite enough to work with yet. Maybe when Oddworld becomes more of a well-known franchise again. Like if it is as popular as it was when AE and AO came out.

[Jbot123]

I apologize for double posting, but for some reason it won't let me edit.
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You know, a game company with money is a little like the elum with the chant suppressor. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.
The name's Jbot! Jbot123. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of an EA idea.

[Crashpunk]

You can't edit your previous post because it was made ages ago. There's a time limit of when you can edit.

[Jbot123]

Crashpunk, please! You got to say something about Oddworld being better than EA to keep this thing I'm doing going!

[Vyrien]

I would have left that post to rot rather than dragging it back up again.