Most epic way to die -

MeechMunchie · #**121** 11-09-2009, 07:39 AM

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I know dude. But TITS!

I suggest adding the suffix '...while 300 women shove their tits in my face' to the end of every death here.

abe619 · #**122** 11-10-2009, 09:45 PM

go on the highest speed against an astriod coming at the same speed , BANG!

Ridg3 · #**123** 11-14-2009, 02:46 PM

Having an incredibly painful cancer such as bone marrow cancer from birth and living untill you are 18.

You defied cancer a victim for 18 years. (quite epic indeed)

enchilado · #**124** 11-15-2009, 07:24 PM

Well... as nice as those tits sound... I think I'd like to transported to ODDWORLD and get eaten by a SCRAB. Although actually it'd be neat to live there for a while first. Paramonia's nice this time of year. So long as the paramites left me alone. And the bees. And Elum doesn't smell too much.

~oh, and I suppose we could leave out the dying part as well. Yeah.
Enchilado

PalezQkkeli · #**125** 11-20-2009, 11:41 AM

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Falling off a cliff while being struck by lightning then being hit by a truck and eaten by a small parrot.

Well done sir, truly well done. You made me LOL.

enchilado · #**126** 11-20-2009, 08:42 PM

Slowly eaten alive by luxurious females with sharp teeth. And no clothes. Ooh, just thinking of it and ... I need to...

~be back soon... oooooooh!
Enchilado

Sekto Springs · #**127** 11-20-2009, 08:48 PM

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Slowly eaten alive by luxurious females with sharp teeth. And no clothes. Ooh, just thinking of it and ... I need to...

~be back soon... oooooooh!
Enchilado

Did someone post a big sign on OWF's door saying "Voraphiles welcome"?

enchilado · #**128** 11-20-2009, 09:23 PM

They did, actually. That's the only reason I signed up.

~ah, ha, I hope you don't think I was serious...
Enchilado

(I mean, as if anyone would post I sign like that!)

Sekto Springs · #**129** 11-20-2009, 09:26 PM

I bet it was Justin.
Oh, that Justin and his mischief.

*xylophone riff* THAT'S OUR PILOT!

abe619 · #**130** 11-21-2009, 01:01 AM

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Slowly eaten alive by luxurious females with sharp teeth. And no clothes. Ooh, just thinking of it and ... I need to...

~be back soon... oooooooh!
Enchilado

looks like i'm not the only edible vore person here.(although that isn't what would turn me on)

enchilado · #**131** 11-21-2009, 01:34 AM

Wrong.

~you are.
Enchilado

MeechMunchie · #**132** 11-21-2009, 07:20 AM

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*xylophone riff* THAT'S OUR PILOT!

NO! IT'S '"Oh, Pilot" Dee-Dee-Dee-De-De-Doo *Honk*'

Taco · #**133** 12-04-2009, 02:29 PM

Crashing a C-17 full of nitroglycerin into a RDX factory...

Oh and I hope this isnt considered ressurecting a dead thread because it's hasn't even been 2 weeks since someone's posted in it

~Oprilthevykker~ · #**134** 12-11-2009, 03:04 PM

The most epic way to die would to come in from work, covered in oil if you worked
at a car repair station and this guy set you on fire!

"Hey, I'm hom-- OH MY GOD!!! -FLAAARRRRRTTTTTT!!~!!"
Yep, yep.. Going out in a fart explosion.

enchilado · #**135** 12-11-2009, 03:09 PM

It would be cool if that was real, huh?

~Oprilthevykker~ · #**136** 12-11-2009, 03:14 PM

Yeah, seeing as to how it "is" real.