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Zozo the Zrilufet · #**121** 07-15-2007, 02:35 PM

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Heck I bet half of you guys are going to think it's special in a whoooole other way once you've done it. Boy are you gonna feel stupid for waiting XD.

All the mods shall have illegitimate children.

OANST · #**122** 07-15-2007, 02:58 PM

I have two. Do I get to be a mod now?

Hobo · #**123** 07-16-2007, 02:27 AM

I have 16 Hobolets.

Patrick Vykkers · #**124** 07-16-2007, 03:10 PM

HOW? Last time I checked, self impregnation was impossible.

Hobo · #**125** 07-17-2007, 01:57 AM

Consider this thread. Amount of times I have got laid >1

Amount of times you have got laid < 0

Patrick Vykkers · #**126** 07-17-2007, 02:22 AM

True. But I don't lie about my number of escapades.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**127** 07-17-2007, 03:07 AM

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I have two. Do I get to be a mod now?

No, you don't have enough yet, you need nine more to be a mod.

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True. But I don't lie about my number of escapades.

Horay, we can both get virgin rings together.

Havoc · #**128** 07-17-2007, 03:12 AM

I had nine but I roundhouse kicked em all against a wall and put em with the trash. But shhhhh, Alcar doesn't know yet.

***Alcar*** · #**129** 07-17-2007, 04:08 AM

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True. But I don't lie about my number of escapades.

I'm inclined to believe Hobo, if not because of my own track record but from conversations and the like.

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I had nine but I roundhouse kicked em all against a wall and put em with the trash. But shhhhh, Alcar doesn't know yet.

Why would I care? OH... Bastard! My children!

Alcar...

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**130** 07-17-2007, 04:12 AM

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I had nine but I roundhouse kicked em all against a wall and put em with the trash. But shhhhh, Alcar doesn't know yet.

You disowned your illegitimate children, you are hereby stripped of your moderating status.

Havoc · #**131** 07-17-2007, 05:24 AM

Lame...

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**132** 07-17-2007, 11:17 AM

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Lame...

You mean my bad joke or the fact that you have been stripped?

Havoc · #**133** 07-17-2007, 11:24 AM

Would it be ok if I simply said both?

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**134** 07-17-2007, 12:23 PM

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Would it be ok if I simply said both?

No, but okay. Yay virginity.

Hobo · #**135** 07-18-2007, 02:12 AM

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True. But I don't lie about my number of escapades.

It's alright, none of us would believe you if you lied about them anyway.

OANST · #**136** 07-18-2007, 03:14 PM

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Horay, we can both get virgin rings together.

Fair warning. I used those as a cock ring.

Patrick Vykkers · #**137** 07-18-2007, 03:48 PM

Who the feck would want to wear a ring on their wang? Besides gay aristocrats, but that'll lead us into OldJokesville.

OANST · #**138** 07-18-2007, 03:51 PM

The object of the cock ring is to trap the blood there forcing a harder, longer lasting erection.

Venks · #**139** 07-18-2007, 05:16 PM

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The object of the cock ring is to trap the blood there forcing a harder, longer lasting erection.

So a kinkier version of Viagra?
I feel sorry for the guys that need that stuff.
I prefer natural pleasure, though that doesn't mean I'm not into kinky stuff. Especially when it comes to being rough and violent. ^^

Facsimile · #**140** 07-18-2007, 09:42 PM

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So a kinkier version of Viagra?
I feel sorry for the guys that need that stuff.
I prefer natural pleasure, though that doesn't mean I'm not into kinky stuff. Especially when it comes to being rough and violent. ^^

Killing strippers FTW!

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**141** 07-19-2007, 05:38 AM

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So a kinkier version of Viagra?
I feel sorry for the guys that need that stuff.
I prefer natural pleasure, though that doesn't mean I'm not into kinky stuff. Especially when it comes to being rough and violent. ^^

I grow suspicious of you.

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Fair warning. I used those as a cock ring.

Cool, did it turn purple from lack of blood flow?

OANST · #**142** 07-19-2007, 10:51 AM

It's always purple. That's just how I roll, baby. Dogg. Fo shizzle.

Havoc · #**143** 07-19-2007, 11:46 AM

You know, cuz he da pimp njiggaa!

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**144** 07-19-2007, 01:34 PM

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It's always purple. That's just how I roll, baby. Dogg. Fo shizzle.

Cool, purple.

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You know, cuz he da pimp njiggaa!

I have pale skin.

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Wait, I've figured it out.. OANST and Hobo ARE having sex..

With each other

D:!

Patrick Vykkers · #**145** 07-19-2007, 02:06 PM

Wait, I've figured it out.. OANST and Hobo ARE having sex..

With each other

skillyaslig · #**146** 07-19-2007, 02:30 PM

Okaaay....way to go.

***Nate*** · #**147** 07-19-2007, 02:45 PM

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Wait, I've figured it out.. OANST and Hobo ARE having sex..

With each other

Nah. OANST's daughter is way too cute to have developed in Hobo's uterus.

Patrick Vykkers · #**148** 07-19-2007, 03:49 PM

Some species of trolls reproduce by spores.

Rich · #**149** 07-19-2007, 04:28 PM

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See the idiot, kill the idiot.

*Kills Patrick Vykkers*

Patrick Vykkers · #**150** 07-19-2007, 05:47 PM

Yes, I am intentionally being stupid. I'm glad to see my own law is applied just as vigorously to me as to others.