Oddworld Bloopers -

Bullet Magnet · #**121** 07-09-2006, 04:38 AM

"I don' need excuses! I need tears! Turn up the gain!"

The slig grips the lever and pulls. He tugs it again. It doesn't budge. Laughing neverously, he digs his feet into the base of the lever and pulls with all his might.

Brewmaster watches him. "The safety's on, ya idiot."

Stranger's Girl · #**122** 07-11-2006, 03:42 PM

Funny Really funny

stealing sligs pants · #**123** 07-18-2006, 02:48 AM

ao bad ending:

abe falls in the meat grinder and gets chopped up mulluck and the slig laugh for ages then walk away as theyre about to walk out the door from the meat grinder you just hear "HELLO"

i know that was crap but nobody was posting so im trying to brig it back to life

E'l Scrabino · #**124** 07-18-2006, 03:06 AM

On the cutscene in AO where the Sligs hit abe in the head and drag him off, the Slig misses and hits the other Slig, Abe laughs his head off.

Stranger's Girl · #**125** 07-18-2006, 03:33 PM

In SW when you're in Sekto's dam and you see the poles in the bottom of the dam.
Stranger: Wonder what these are. *Throws a Wolvark over and it lands on the pole, hurting his private* Ouch. That had to hurt.

Matriar · #**126** 07-20-2006, 11:19 AM

SW opening:
The grubbs have a look at their net till they hear a shot and look around. The Stranger comes (charging) and knocks over all grubbs.
Stranger: "Yeah! I hit them all!"
The grubbs exclaim against Stranger: "We're not bowling pins!"

SW opening (part 2):
..."We're not bowling pins!" and the grubbs stand up again.
Booty comes and knocks over them again anyway...

SW:
Booty get in the jail: "Oh... that sucks!"
Stranger thinks: "Actually, a poor guy" and puts the radio next to his cell to console Booty. Then Booty hears on the radio Elvis singing:
Jailhouse Rock!

SW:
Stranger: "Hear ya payin' out for a steef head."
Sekto: "You're telling me you have a steef head?"
Stranger: "Yes, and you have an ugly squid head!"
Lorne: "Stranger...!"
Stranger: "What? I hate that guy anyway."

SW Ending:
Stranger roars and the grubbs are happy about his victory. Stranger beams with pride till the damn get broken.
Stranger: "What the...? Nobody let me know about this!"
Lorne: "So what?"
Stranger (falling): "Aaaaah!"
(Lorne: "There's nothing better than lifelike movies!")

SW:
Sekto: "You're telling me you have a steef head?"
Stranger: "Maybe I know where I find one... for a ticket to disney land."
(I know, it's childish... but I just couldn't help myself

)

Dark Elite_H2 · #**127** 07-20-2006, 11:42 AM

XD

Loved the last one Maiden. That was a crack.

Jordan · #**128** 07-20-2006, 11:29 PM

Nice one's SM! I loved the last one lol! Stealing Sligs Pants, that was actually a good one, well done!

scrab queen · #**129** 07-22-2006, 12:31 AM

ha, ha!!! alright, i admit this is a sort of sick one but i'll try!

in the mudanchee vaults, abe unsuccesfully tries to out run the scrab. the scrab eats part of him, but here's my line of thought: if the birds hold or represent his spiritual form capable of bringing him to his physical form, wouldn't only like, three and a half birds come back, and abe missing an arm or something? and the scrab would have a literal fluttering in his stomach.thats just my sick humor.

E'l Scrabino · #**130** 07-22-2006, 01:35 AM

Heh. You can sorta imagine the Scrab getting lifted off the ground by the birds...

E'l Scrabino · #**131** 07-22-2006, 01:35 AM

Heh. You can sorta imagine the Scrab getting lifted off the ground by the birds...

Mudoko_Jedi · #**132** 07-22-2006, 03:07 AM

SM that one were stranger sais you got an ugly steef head was really funny so was the last one XD

Matriar · #**133** 07-22-2006, 03:47 AM

Thanks

Cullen Heath · #**134** 07-22-2006, 08:48 PM

:

Stranger: "Hear ya payin' out for a steef head."
Sekto: "You're telling me you have a steef head?"
Stranger: "Yes, and you have an ugly squid head!"
Lorne: "Stranger...!"
Stranger: "What? I hate that guy anyway."

Funny, I was actually thinking of doing one similar like that:

The Stranger: I hear yer payin' out for a Steef Head?
Sekto: You're telling me you have a Steef Head?
The Stranger: Yeah, but...shhhh! We're not that far into the game yet.

Mudoko_Jedi · #**135** 07-22-2006, 09:46 PM

lol thats real funny

Matriar · #**136** 07-23-2006, 12:49 AM

Yes it is!

stealing sligs pants · #**137** 07-23-2006, 04:07 AM

scene:when stranger throws booty in jail

stranger goes to throw booty in the cell but instead a hello kitty lunchbox flys out

Stranger: damn picked up my sisters lunch bag again

Matriar · #**138** 07-23-2006, 08:24 AM

SW- (when the outlaws find out who Stranger really is)

Raider: “It’s a god-dang Steef! Hidin’ his legs! Got no horns!”
Minion: “Aww, Blisterz Booty bagged by a Steef!”
Raider: “You think you could be like us? You think you can be...normal?! Skin that thang!!"
The minions take some sticks: "Pinata! Pinata!"

Dark Elite_H2 · #**139** 07-23-2006, 08:49 AM

:

SW- (when the outlaws find out who Stranger really is)

Raider: “It’s a god-dang Steef! Hidin’ his legs! Got no horns!”
Minion: “Aww, Blisterz Booty bagged by a Steef!”
Raider: “You think you could be like us? You think you can be...normal?! Skin that thang!!"
The minions take some sticks: "Pinata! Pinata!"

XD
That was the best, I've heard out'a you, Maiden.

Cullen Heath · #**140** 08-12-2006, 01:10 AM

Abe's Exoddus in Necrum.

Abe: This is Necrum. Long ago, the Mudokons used to live here... Damn.

Stranger's Girl · #**141** 08-13-2006, 05:49 PM

LOL!! Y'all are all funny! I love your steef head ones, SM.

ANGRY ELEPHANT · #**142** 08-16-2006, 03:33 PM

Looking for Jo'Momma:
Stranger: Where's Jo'Momma?
Clakker: She's over there,playing with a chainsaw. *points to a Clakker standing next to the sewer gate*
Clakker Mom: What did that punk say about me? *starts up the chainsaw and runs at Stranger*
Stranger: AH CRAP! *runs*

Yeah,it kinda sucks

Stranger's Girl · #**143** 08-16-2006, 04:23 PM

LOL I love it!

scrab queen · #**144** 08-21-2006, 06:16 PM

awesome!

Creepy Doc · #**145** 08-22-2006, 03:14 AM

:

SW- (when the outlaws find out who Stranger really is)

Raider: “It’s a god-dang Steef! Hidin’ his legs! Got no horns!”
Minion: “Aww, Blisterz Booty bagged by a Steef!”
Raider: “You think you could be like us? You think you can be...normal?! Skin that thang!!"
The minions take some sticks: "Pinata! Pinata!"

That was really funny!

Matriar · #**146** 08-22-2006, 07:57 AM

Thanks

toxicity · #**147** 08-31-2006, 06:57 PM

What if, at the end of MO, Munch forgets his line. Someone yells "CUT!" and a man comes out and starts talking to him. While the man is talking, Munch opens up the can of gabbiar and starts eating. The man then looks down and says, Munch, stop eating the props.

That would be a funny blooper scene.

Matriar · #**148** 09-01-2006, 10:56 AM

Yeah, that image makes me laugh! Munch... eating his own eggs. Yummy!

***Wil*** · #**149** 09-01-2006, 04:14 PM

I eat my own gametes.

skillya_glowi · #**150** 09-02-2006, 01:07 PM

:

I eat my own gametes.

I just wanna say something sarcastic at that point, but nothing comes to mind...