I visited the Vatican today and found out lots about Michael Angelo. He spent 4 years of his life isolated in the Sistine chapel, not letting anyone assist him or view his work when the pope asked him to create Genesis on the ceiling.
As the years went on, the pope would ask him "are you done? May I see?" And Mike, being the usual artist dick, said "no..you can see it when it's done.".
It is to the best of my knowledge and my firm belief that because the Pope asked to see it early, is why all the male figures have tiny dicks.
So, that being said, I for one don't want Abe to have a tiny dick in Soulstorm because all it takes is Lorne to have one bad day and suddenly we will have a red color instead of the wrong green lol
Bonus trivia: Michael Angelo tried to escape the Vatican City because he wanted to work on his own sculptures but was frequently stopped by Swiss guards because he had to finish the popes request lol. Maybe Lorne is trying to escape? but I'm sure Pete and Alex are on the case
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