Neverending story -

OANST · #**121** 02-04-2005, 11:38 AM

...devour its own feces. This disgusting act has been a passtime of his for almost....

Abeguy · #**122** 02-04-2005, 11:47 AM

3 unruley...

Leto · #**123** 02-04-2005, 04:53 PM

seconds. The consiquence(sp?) of his passtime was...

Al the Glukkon · #**124** 02-05-2005, 08:35 AM

The end of mullets as we knew it would...

Biggy Bro Slig · #**125** 02-05-2005, 10:12 AM

send a giant raid of Fishermen to kill every Cylinder in Cylinder City, causing...

Abeguy · #**126** 02-06-2005, 10:54 AM

mass celebration for at the same time, the Jamaicans had made the first atomic bong...

Leto · #**127** 02-08-2005, 10:33 PM

...before smoking a joint then eating hamburgers...

Billy Cripner · #**128** 02-10-2005, 12:59 PM

And the bong was good for instead of the pickle coming off the elephant, the hand was bitten by the...

OANST · #**129** 02-11-2005, 09:51 AM

...sickle of good faith. Death was irritated by this and decided to...

Leto · #**130** 02-11-2005, 11:43 AM

...Have a sit down and a nice cup of tea...

Kimon · #**131** 02-11-2005, 12:05 PM

, but unfortunately he had no mouth. So instead, he...

Oddfan · #**132** 02-12-2005, 12:24 PM

.......had herpes which he used to.......

Leto · #**133** 02-12-2005, 02:28 PM

...Eat breakfast, instead of with his non-existent mouth...

(Eew)

OANST · #**134** 02-16-2005, 03:38 PM

...which would have had many sores had it existed. Later that night he used his crabs to sart an army that would eventually.....

Leto · #**135** 02-16-2005, 09:09 PM

...have exploded! Then the herpes exploded, then they exploded again. But due to this unfortunate series of events(That movie SUCKED, dont think I'm reffering to it), they all suddenly...

Billy Cripner · #**136** 02-16-2005, 09:11 PM

fell in love with Jennifer Garner who plays in the well known Spy show...

Leto · #**137** 02-16-2005, 10:14 PM

..."Teletubies". Jennifer Garner then revealed her true form, "a Horse", along with Sarah Jessica Parker. As a result of this...

Billy Cripner · #**138** 02-17-2005, 01:00 PM

I died...then...

Leto · #**139** 02-17-2005, 07:11 PM

...Sarah Jessica Parker said "Neigh.", along with half of the known universe! This caused mass...

OANST · #**140** 02-18-2005, 01:41 PM

....giggling that rebuilt the Berlin wall. This mystified historians so they decided to form a ......

Leto · #**141** 02-18-2005, 01:45 PM

...slightly rectangular...

Billy Cripner · #**142** 02-20-2005, 08:37 AM

PENIS!!!! then they...

Kimon · #**143** 02-22-2005, 04:15 PM

...decided that slightly rectangular penises are probably not healthy penises. So they decided to give the penis some Prozac and a week-long vacation to a spa where...

Billy Cripner · #**144** 02-22-2005, 04:30 PM

Gay men ruled the...

(i'm weird)

Abe16 · #**145** 02-22-2005, 04:53 PM

...until the jamaicans had revenge on them because...

Agent-Sarah · #**146** 02-22-2005, 05:01 PM

The gays said that dreadlocks are SOOO out!

Al the Glukkon · #**147** 02-22-2005, 05:21 PM

They captured Mr.Freeman, and...

Agent-Sarah · #**148** 02-22-2005, 05:32 PM

Gave him a makeover with...

Al the Glukkon · #**149** 02-22-2005, 05:42 PM

Rasberry jam! They then said "Forget about Freeman!" and...

Abe16 · #**150** 02-22-2005, 06:02 PM

...pushed him down a well with only a lunchable to eat...