Stupid answers for stupid questions -

skillya_glowi · #**121** 02-03-2007, 01:59 PM

A: Exactly 20 years old and a half.

Q: Why does everyone love my pancakes?

Goresplatter · #**122** 02-03-2007, 02:29 PM

A: The secret ingredient is pancreas of monkey.

Q: Why did the monkey eat the guy's face?

E'l Scrabino · #**123** 02-03-2007, 03:33 PM

Your face.

My face?

Nemo · #**124** 02-03-2007, 04:08 PM

No my face.

My face?

E'l Scrabino · #**125** 02-03-2007, 05:36 PM

No my face.

My face?

snuzi · #**126** 02-03-2007, 06:05 PM

A: Spam.

Q: Am I insane?

Nemo · #**127** 02-03-2007, 07:25 PM

Your face is insane

My face old?

snuzi · #**128** 02-03-2007, 08:06 PM

A: Your face will be reported if you keep asking nonsensical repetitive "face questions"

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Q: Am I wrong for loving to annoy people on Xbox Live?

Arxryl · #**129** 02-04-2007, 11:02 AM

Yes. Tis the greatest sin in all the world. You shall now burn in... umm... a microwave.

Why can no one pronounce my name?

used:) · #**130** 02-04-2007, 11:37 AM

A: Because they're ****tards.

Q: Why does Spirrow's hand smell like spaghetti?

moxco · #**131** 02-04-2007, 12:07 PM

A. Because he thinks you suck.
Q. arxryl or snuzi? [You have to chose one of them].

magic9mushroom · #**132** 02-04-2007, 12:29 PM

If this is for execution, you.

Why did I bother to read this thread in lieu of my last post?

snuzi · #**133** 02-04-2007, 12:57 PM

A: Because, let's be honest, you really don't ahve anything better to do.

Q: Why did MoxCo. select me as one of the two choices?

used:) · #**134** 02-04-2007, 01:09 PM

Because he has gay bondage fantasies about you and Arxryl.

Where did Bitter Buffalo go?

Bullet Magnet · #**135** 02-04-2007, 01:25 PM

A: Back to his home, where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play (but not in a gay way).

Q: Can the Kraken catch bird flu?

Arxryl · #**136** 02-04-2007, 01:48 PM

Only if the bird is flying low enough for the Kraken to catch the bird.... umm... flu.

Well, if Rudolph was a red nosed reindeer, where the hell was he born?

snuzi · #**137** 02-04-2007, 08:08 PM

A: In Red-Nosed Reindeer Land. Duh!

Q: Snapple or Arizona?

Arxryl · #**138** 02-05-2007, 01:37 PM

Umm... Wal-mart in Arizona so I can buy Snapple and be in Arizona.

Either, Or?

snuzi · #**139** 02-05-2007, 03:30 PM

A: These questions keep getting dumber and dumber

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Q: T-that's terrible, I'm sorry?

Patrick Vykkers · #**140** 02-06-2007, 01:51 PM

A: NONSENSE IS FOR THE WEAK!
Q: Is Islam a religion of pieces?

Arxryl · #**141** 02-06-2007, 02:56 PM

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A: These questions keep getting dumber and dumber :P

(they're not supposed to be smart.

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If you broke their holy book, yes.

Who is cooler, Batman? Or Bruce Wayne?

snuzi · #**142** 02-06-2007, 03:23 PM

OT: I know they aren't. I just couldn't think of an answer

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A: Bruce, 'cause he's all rich 'n stuff.

Q: Why do I even bother?

Daxter King · #**143** 02-10-2007, 07:21 PM

A:Cause you love the hobo dow the street.

Q:If you were a Transformer, what kind of pizza would your uncle's roomate prefer?

snuzi · #**144** 02-10-2007, 07:48 PM

A; Isn't it obvious? He would prefer cheeseless pizza, as he is lactose intolerant.

Q: Is Tyra Banks a Fatty Pig Fatty?

moxco · #**145** 02-10-2007, 09:35 PM

A: No Tyra Banks is a pig fatty fatty.

Q. If saddam came back from the dead would you hug him?

snuzi · #**146** 02-10-2007, 10:04 PM

A: No, as I don't exactly enjoy hugging dictators who have slaughtered thousands.

Q: Why are you the executive of this, "Mox Co."?

moxco · #**147** 02-11-2007, 01:13 AM

A. Because its random and its also MoxCo is a math book priting company on a year 3 educational school game
Q. I've taken all I cann just to stay awake. taken what?

snuzi · #**148** 02-11-2007, 01:29 AM

A: Every kind of coffee, energy drink, and pill, I suppose. I don't really know. It's from a song

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Q: What are you doing in my house?

Bullet Magnet · #**149** 02-11-2007, 06:42 AM

A: Thank God it's you, Snuzi! >hic< The last three houses were very rude!

Q: Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man?

Arxryl · #**150** 02-11-2007, 08:57 AM

Only because the application for the "Awkward Tooth-paste flinger foot fiddler pipe boy" was already taken.

Why are you stealing nuts from the tree-raping squirrels?