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03-11-2011, 01:11 PM
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Yeah, I enjoy their chicken crispers. So does Tuesday work for you?
Well.... I'm more of a weekend philanderer.

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You know what else is risky? Unprotected sex. He should do that too.
True, it is risky. That's why everyone should do it, so we spread untreatable diseases that will debilitate and eventually kill us off. Sex would restore the order of natural selection.

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So if I politely ask the girl of my dreams to allow me to shove a vodka bottle up her anus and drink the contents of the bottle without pulling it out she would say yes.
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Here's the line, and that was me going over it.
That would totally work. Just be sure to have her sign a consent form so that when she dies of alcohol poisoning, you won't be responsible for the body.
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03-11-2011, 01:38 PM
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I've never had protected sex, the thought terrifies me.
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03-11-2011, 02:35 PM
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I nearly did when I was drunk, fortunately I passed out after the foreplay. Or during I'm not too sure.
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03-11-2011, 02:54 PM
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