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Not all Muslims blow themselves up and stuff!
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No, some go out shooting AK-47's in the streets of Paris, others fly planes into buildings. Some drive around shot up streets holding decapitated heads. Some get arrested while planning to blow themselves up and stuff.
But hey, it's not all bad. Not all Muslims are violent. There's also Muslims who sell their daughter into forced marriage with someone. Some buy their 'bride' as young as 4 years old, can't break those girls in young enough, right? Except when a doctor gives an official statement that a girl is not a virgin upon marriage, then it's okay to stone her to death. That whore. Luckily you can still travel to Europe to grope and rape white girls, because the Koran says that's okay and those girls are asking for it anyway with their deep cleavage and short skirts. Those whores.
And if that's not your cup of tea, going back to being violent and criminal is always an option. Society is just so hard on Islam, so it's totally justified to start street gangs, beat people up when they say something to you or to rob a jewelry store. Or start cheering and laughing in school when 30 people died in an explosion. Yeah man, they so had it coming! That's what you get for being racist! Whoo!
And even if aaaaall that doesn't tickle your fancy and you're basically just more of a casual Muslim, there's always the occasional fun to be had by feeling offended by something. Doesn't really matter what. Just make sure you get settled in in that comfortable Western country and then tell people that local customs are offensive to you. It's guaranteed to work every single time and it's hilarious! See how white people scurry to meet your every desire out of fear of offending you.
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Damn, made it to 5 pages. Would have made it a lot longer if it weren't for today's events.
Fuck Islam. Fuck religion.