Sex #2

[Pilot]

Shut up, Gabe.

Yeah, don't make me say Gay........









buh.

Plus, why does a baby always start crying when I crack jokes?

[used:)]

Because you're the epitome of evil.

[Pilot]

Because you're the epitome of evil.

I know, but it's really disturbing. Babies aren't even allowed in the audience.

[Dipstikk]

I find sex, as a whole, to be absolutely hilarious for some reason. I don't know why.

[enchilado]

Sex is more than just a whole, y'know.

[Dipstikk]

Sex is more than just a whole, y'know.

It can be several 'wholes' at once.

[Leto]

I find sex, as a whole, to be absolutely hilarious for some reason. I don't know why.

Probably because you've only ever seen porn (which is hilarious) or possibly your parents fucking (too, hilarious). Actual intercourse is pretty awesome



sorry i feel like i''ve picked on you a bit recently but it's not you lool k

[Dipstikk]

I WAS SO CERTAIN THAT PORN WAS LIKE REAL SEXZ

[MeechMunchie]

I WANT TO DO SEX TO YOU

[Hobo]

They cover this topic in the book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.
The author shares an anecdote with us about his first experience with anal (with a woman). In his inexperience, he unloaded half the bottle of lube into her rectum and started bangin away. Her defecatin' muscles were stimulated and his cock was liberally sauteed with a liquidy mix of feces and astroglide.

I have read this. It is the best thing ever.

[abe is now!]

Probably that girl thought Havok was good... I had a "love story" with a girl too much beautiful for me. I think I wasn't worth enough for her, but she wanted me anyway! In short, I think she could have been happy.

[Wings of Fire]

This is extremely relevant.

[OANST]

This is the worst thread that I have ever seen.

[Crashpunk]

I don't seem to be very confident when it comes to even getting a girlfriend. But Sex is a discussion that its very fun to talk about with friends and this forum.

[abe is now!]

I don't seem to be very confident when it comes to even getting a girlfriend.

You know this is alarming, don't you?

[MA]

don't start being stereotypical, AiN.

[Wings of Fire]

Yeah, I wasn't confident at all with talking to girls when I was his age and I turned out completely normal and well adjusted.

[used:)]

Stereotypical of what, MA? Italians? Green Day fans?

[abe is now!]

don't start being stereotypical, AiN.

In fact I'm not doing it! It's been an automatic reaction of my mind reading that post!

[abe619]

I don't seem to be very confident when it comes to even getting a girlfriend. But Sex is a discussion that its very fun to talk about with friends and this forum.

same here.

[used:)]

I laughed. How about you guys?

Wasn't there a guy here who had a dream about Munch giving Abe a blow job?

[MA]

what fucks me off is since she pissed off i haven't had anyone since. i still don't qualify well in talking to other women unless i've had a skin-full beforehand.

EDIT: USED YOU CHANGED YOUR POST NOW MY REP MEANS NOTHING

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

[used:)]

I'll reimburse you.

[Wings of Fire]

I feel completely comfortable with talking to other people as a friend or potential friend, I do not feel comfortable with talking to people I'm sexually attracted to.

[used:)]

What if they have both?

[Wings of Fire]

The latter overrides the former in this case, and more often than not I stay away from them.

[MA]

I feel completely comfortable with talking to other people as a friend or potential friend, I do not feel comfortable with talking to people I'm sexually attracted to.

exactly this.

[abe is now!]

i agree with Joe.

[Wings of Fire]

Oh shush, you little punk stud.

[abe is now!]

But however I think that talking to a girl you are not sexually attracted to, brings you to unbridled sex with her.