What Do You Look Like (V9)

[Alcar]

Just kidding, I´m sure you´re rocking that chunk of land down in the Pacific. Also, DEFYYYYYYING GRAAAAVITYYYY.

Could you hear Zoe and I singing that on Friday night?

Alcar...

[Pilot]

Could you hear Zoe and I swinging that Friday night?

There, that's better.

[enchilado]

I am seven foot tall with yellow hair that reaches my ankles, I have tattoos of Scrabs and Paramites on my behind and my eyes are in the palms of my hands.


~did I mentioned that I wear Mechanical Pants 'coz I lost my legs to a rabid flea?
Enchilado

[OddjobAbe]

Holy shit! Really?

[MA]

you don't fuck with the enchilado man.

~it took me ages to find that stupid symbol.
Mollucks Assistant

[abe619]

here is the most recent photo of me , taken just about 10 mins ago:-

[OddjobAbe]

You do look the vore type.

[abe619]

i think i look wierd.

[enchilado]

Only stuck-up idjits think they look great. Don't worry about it, you should see me.


~you look fine, mate. Assuming that's you.
Enchilado

[Splat]

Finally giving in to public pressure and posting pictures of myself here.
So here are some pictures of me from last year, when I was working at a holiday centre in Sheffield.

Me with two friends on a day of hard, physical labour (hence the muddy face and ugly hoody).


And, me representing the Royal Mail postal service for a game involving that big red post-box over there.


So there you go; after all these years, you all now know what I look like and can pick me out in an identity parade.

[OANST]

You look a bit like a friend of mine who owns a comic shop. You know, the one who made the Zombie Jesus movie.

[MA]

hurray! good to see you in physical form.

and hold on a minute, does the first name of the girl in the middle begin with 'L'? she's the spitting image of someone i knew a while ago, she lived near Sheffield.

[Wil]

Yeah, and Sheffield only has half a million people living in it.

[MA]

with an identical face?

are they all clones?

[Splat]

Sorry, no; she's an American beginning with J and she was only in England for a year.

[Dipstikk]

You would not believe how low rent gets the closer you are to the nuclear power plant.

[Pilot]

Well, I guess Dipstikk's banned.

Put a shirt on.

[Dipstikk]

Funny story; I was actually wearing someone else's skin, so technically I had something on.

[used:)]

You look like Robotnik in that pic.

[Dipstikk]

MY DREAM COME TRUE

[Nate]

Splat is kinda nerdy-cute.

Next time I'm in the UK we should meet up and get up to some sort of Alcar-Max bed sharing arrangement.

[MA]

Splat is kinda nerdy-cute.

he looks like someone i would trust with my kids.

and that's a compliment.

[used:)]

[Dipstikk]

Totally going in my pictures folder.

[Splat]

Splat is kinda nerdy-cute.

Next time I'm in the UK we should meet up and get up to some sort of Alcar-Max bed sharing arrangement.

Well... I appreciate the offer...

I'm ok with kids for a few hours; longer than that and I start to crack. This is what a whole year of youth-work does to you.

[Bullet Magnet]

Next time I'm in the UK we should meet up and get up to some sort of Alcar-Max bed sharing arrangement.

I almost forgot about that. THANKS FOR THE REMINDER

[MeechMunchie]

You are exactly as I imagined you: Messy-haired and bespectacled youth, slightly gawky. You are the one who gets his gutair, sits down by the campfire and starts singing songs about Jesus.

[Wil]

I almost forgot about that. THANKS FOR THE REMINDER

We were just discussing it in Alcar's birthday thread. By which I mean, Alcar was telling me off for not taking advantage of the situation.

[Splat]

I can't play a musical instrument. I'm the one showing people the actions.

[MeechMunchie]

If you love Jesus and you know it clap your hands!