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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
Ah, whatever i don't care anymore this is boring...peace out.
Come on, this is weak. You're pulling out of these debates far too often lately, simply because you refuse to admit defeat or refuse to counter our arguments. Why not respond to my post above?
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(1) And it's not a fact it's an opinion.(2) Animals don't know better and they are waaaaay different from humans because they cannot reason,(3) just like they can't convert to vegetarianism.(4) We as humans know better.

(5)Ah, whatever i don't care anymore this is boring...peace out.
(1) - Thats an opinion...not a fact.

(2) - Pinky, what sort of animal are you then *Laughs histerically*

(3) - I dont know about that, Elephants are vegetarians.

(4) - No, we SHOULD no better. But, alas, we are but a bunch of tossers on ball of earth and water.

(5) - I'm sure you dont care anymore. Is it due to the fact that our points are slowly being proven and you, my dear, are sinking father and father back into the Closet of wrongness?

By the by, i'm sure you'll agree with me when i say that Chimps and Dolphins are the cleverest mammals (Aside from us) on the planet. Well, it has been duely noted that some Dolphins are indeed gay/lesbian. And some Chimps (One which is in captivity now infact) are indeed lesbians/gay. And what do you mean animals dont know better? Their instinct is to breed and basically mate with as many females as they can. I'm sure a male/female animal can tell the difference between the sexes.
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So do you guys think that sexuality is defined by romantic or sexual attraction? Because I've just been wondering if I'm bi or not... I've always thought I'm hetero sexual, and at least until now I have never fancied a girl and I doubt I ever will, but I can't know that, can I? So I'm not romantically attracted to other females, but I'd love to have sex with another woman and I get turned on from female porn, rather than from male one... i just find it boring... What is there to look at in a man's body?
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Originally posted by Fazerina
1. So do you guys think that sexuality is defined by romantic or sexual attraction?

2. So I'm not romantically attracted to other females, but I'd love to have sex with another woman and I get turned on from female porn, rather than from male one... i just find it boring...

3. What is there to look at in a man's body?
1. Sexuality is defined by sexual attraction.

2. I get turned on by female porn more than male stuff to - more holes.
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07-18-2002, 10:03 AM
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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
I get turned on by female porn more than male stuff to - more holes.
Don't be daft; we've got the same number of holes as you guys.
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Originally posted by One, Two, Middlesboogie
Don't be daft; we've got the same number of holes as you guys.
Are you sure? I think you're forgetting one.
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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck


Are you sure? I think you're forgetting one.

If you inspect your penis closely you will discover you piss and spunk actually does come out of a hole.
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I agree with Middlesboogie, we have the same amount of holes.

Are you forgetting the female anatomy?

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck


Are you sure? I think you're forgetting one.
5 x holes in head
1 x navel
2 x toilet holes
This applies to both males and females.

Oh wait, I'm not talking to you, am I? Well then, I'd better not click add reply... D'oh!
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Just for the record, i am going to join in, in part of this FILTHY, FILTHY convo before i change the subject. But Sydney...note how i didn't start it.

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but I'd love to have sex with another woman and I get turned on from female porn, rather than from male one... i just find it boring... What is there to look at in a man's body?
Yeh, id like to do something with another lad. I get turned on by straight porn and gay stuff, Lesbian porn can do it for me but rarely does. However female bodies are alot nicer that males bodies. Unless the males a twink of corse.

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you piss and spunk
What viiiiile terminology.

Alcar, i love that pic. lol.

So...at what age did you all realise you were gay/bi/straight.
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Originally posted by Fazerina
So do you guys think that sexuality is defined by romantic or sexual attraction? Because I've just been wondering if I'm bi or not... I've always thought I'm hetero sexual, and at least until now I have never fancied a girl and I doubt I ever will, but I can't know that, can I? So I'm not romantically attracted to other females, but I'd love to have sex with another woman and I get turned on from female porn, rather than from male one... i just find it boring... What is there to look at in a man's body?
So, how would you feel about having sex with a man and a woman?

You could have a relationship with a guy whilst doing a mistress.

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Yeh, you should get a boyfriend and bring up the subject of a 3sum. He's a man so he'll readily agree...and then see which you prefare. If you end up sticking with your boyfriend then no loss, however if you end up kicking your boyfriend out of bed...TA-DAAA...your a Bisexual/Lesbian.
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Originally posted by ZombieX
So, how would you feel about having sex with a man and a woman?

You could have a relationship with a guy whilst doing a mistress.

I'm going to... Don't know about both of them at the same time, though... What comes to the mistress thing, I could never do that. Cheat on someone.
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If the second "toilet hole" on a man counts, then so should the nipples on a female. Milk can pass through them, but not a man's. Personally I think it should count as a hole only if you can stick something substantial in it. While I won't argue with the face holes (eyes and ears), as "squicking" is actually starting to gain acceptance. (Seems very painful though, and could likely cause future damge.)
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Originally posted by Edo
1. Personally I think it should count as a hole only if you can stick something substantial in it.

2. "squicking"
1. [aw, damn. I can't post the URL according to rule 1. I'll give you a search term though 'Stile Project'] - the only pictures of things IN the penis I have ever seen. Now that I would want to ever again.

2. What's that?
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Stile Project? I know its sumat sexual. Is it...stuff goes up the *Mumbles something* ?
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Originally posted by One, Two, Middlesboogie
Oh wait, I'm not talking to you, am I? Well then, I'd better not click add reply... D'oh!
Why aren't you talking to me? :S
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You're absolutely right, Tom. I do remember reading about a man who accidentaly stuck the thin part of a jump rope in his urethra. His urinary sytem ACCEPTED it and it got all tangled up in his bladder. Squicking, also known as skulling or skull-f*cking, is the practice of sticking your part in your partner's eye or ear. Sometimes they rip out the eyeball first. Seen mainly in Douj/Hentai, but supposedly happens in real life too. Ouch.

Edit: As it turns out, it was no accident. He did regret it, though, when he found out he would likely have to undergo invasive, crippling surgery.
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I think it's time we accepted the fact that Pinky's brother and ex-boyfriend are figments of her imagination...

Jenni, I see exactly what you mean. You're Bi, don't worry...
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Originally posted by Danny
I think it's time we accepted the fact that Pinky's brother and ex-boyfriend are figments of her imagination...

Jenni, I see exactly what you mean. You're Bi, don't worry...

Think whatever. I don't care anymore get a life Dan this is boring. And I think your so called girlfriend is a figment of your imagination. Your probably just making her up. I mean, you actually had a girlfriend??? *holds mouth from barfing*


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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR
Think whatever.
Good to see you developing a more mature attitude. It's a shame that it only happens when you can't think of a retort...

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I don't care anymore
See above. Youdo care, you just have nothing more to say...

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get a life Dan.
I hope you realise how amusing this is coming from you...

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And I think your so called girlfriend is a figment of your imagination. Your probably just making her up.
I think your ex is a figment of your imagination simply because you have said that he has said things that nobody would ever say. What's your justification for not believing in Sandy?
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What's your justification for not believing in Sandy?
Quick question, are bisexuals allowed to have one girlfriend and one boyfriend?
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Quick question, are bisexuals allowed to have one girlfriend and one boyfriend?
Don't be silly. Bisexuality and Polyamory are two different things. The only connection is that people who believe in Polyamory tend to also be Bisexual, simple because they tend to be more open-minded than most people...
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Think whatever
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said things that nobody would ever say.
Only Closets...Pinky is your brother attractive? How about your boyfriend?
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Originally posted by Danny
Don't be silly. Bisexuality and Polyamory are two different things. The only connection is that people who believe in Polyamory tend to also be Bisexual, simple because they tend to be more open-minded than most people...
Polyamory Dan...? You know I don't really think that is a legit English word. But I still understand what you are trying to say, how come you don't become "Polyamory" it would be very hippy like of you.
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Isn't it spelt 'Polygamy' ?

By the by Surfacing, have you got any foto's of yourself?
Pinky, you got any foto's of yourself too? What about your ex? Or Bro?
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I was about to warn people to keep it clean, but it seems things have cleaned up themselves, although I've already had to edit innapropriate material from one post.

Anyway, I assume Danny means sexual activity with more than one partner when he says "polyamory".

I think someone mentioned in this thread something about how you'd discuss homosexuality with your children. Should I have children, I would tell them that using "gay" as an offensive adjective is unacceptable in my household. I'd also make it clear that should any of my children turn out gay, it doesn't bother me.
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Originally posted by Jacob
Isn't it spelt 'Polygamy' ?

By the by Surfacing, have you got any foto's of yourself?
I have several photo's of myself, the only problem is getting one on disk, or getting access to a scanner or a digi cam, why you so curious?
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Just so you know, Chris. Polygamy is where one has multiple wives.
Actually, Sydney, polyamory means being romantically involved with multiple people. Having sex with multiple people would be an n-some.*

* n stands for the amount of people involved in said sexual activity.
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Only Closets...Pinky is your brother attractive? How about your boyfriend? [/B][/QUOTE]

Um eew, no, not to me because he's my brother. I mean he's not ugly he's okay. Yeah, my boyfriends are always attractive with money and cars and everything.

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So your not always correct then!. So vane.

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See above. Youdo care, you just have nothing more to say...
I don't care because I'm not gay and why would I care anyways? I just thought about that.

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I think your ex is a figment of your imagination simply because you have said that he has said things that nobody would ever say. What's your justification for not believing in Sandy?
Man, where have you've been in the past couple of years? Under a rock? Of course people would say what he just said. Welcome to America!


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