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  #91  
03-07-2002, 02:41 PM
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(inside munch on this) *help??* *thinks for second* I'm still alive,so i could eat my way out if you don't *takes deep breath*HEEELLPPP ME!!!!!!!!!1
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03-07-2002, 02:49 PM
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*Speaking To salty pretzals*

Stop siggling inside there!

Or I will eat a Paramite to come and eat you!

time to go to the loo i'm gonna be sick!

*Pukes salty preztals out and throws in the bin and locks him up*

Now where's BigFace????
My leg needs healing for the trip.
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03-07-2002, 02:57 PM
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THIS ISN'T A BIN! I'TS A BOX FULL OF FLEECHES ! LET ME OUT LET ME OU.....*sounds of ripping and tearing* munch on this the locks'him' in a box thing is not quite right...

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  #94  
03-07-2002, 03:28 PM
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Everyone!!!!

*Finds the box full of fleeches!*

Everyone I got some grub for the trip!!!

*Roasts the fleeches and puts some salt on them.*

Anyone want some fleeches for dinner?
They taste great with gravy!!!!!!
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"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
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Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

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03-07-2002, 03:31 PM
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ILL HELP U IF GIVE ME YOUR SOCK BUT IF U DONT I WONT SAID THE KID FROM TH WOODES
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ok ok get this i was walkin down the street when a big pille of crap land in front of me and i looked uo an saw god smilling at me an he said a gift from haven 0:]

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03-07-2002, 03:42 PM
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i change from jeens to a monkey
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03-07-2002, 03:43 PM
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urrgh

*quietly sneaks off and hides in someones backpack*i am gonna hafta munch some gabbit after all that stressbwahaha *retreats into corner and hatches evil plan*
  #98  
03-07-2002, 03:53 PM
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*Bigface fianally turns up to heal me*

Where have ya been all this time??

*BigFace has lipstick stains on his cheek,he must have been clubbing and getting drunk*

Oh that explains it.....JUST HEAL ME!!!!!!!!!

BigFace: Sure Munchie!!!!!!!*Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm* Good as new!!!!! Back To OddClub!!

Right time to go to the Grand Canyon with mitsur and co.!
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"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
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Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

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03-07-2002, 04:05 PM
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THE KID SUDLY GOES WILD AND BITS TH MONKY THE MONKY RUN IN MUNCHONTHIS'S BACKPACK AND RIPPS IT UP AND THEN HE GET A SPANKY
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ok ok get this i was walkin down the street when a big pille of crap land in front of me and i looked uo an saw god smilling at me an he said a gift from haven 0:]

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03-07-2002, 04:12 PM
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that was not me im not a mean monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-07-2002, 04:18 PM
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:
Originally posted by ABEACE123
THE KID SUDLY GOES WILD AND BITS TH MONKY THE MONKY RUN IN MUNCHONTHIS'S BACKPACK AND RIPPS IT UP AND THEN HE GET A SPANKY
Get a spanky? munchman good monkey!

You get a spanky!!!!

I MEAN A ROASTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*roasts that kid in the woods*

Hehehe!
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"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

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03-07-2002, 04:23 PM
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NO NO NO THE KID YELLS AND KICK AND THEN HE SAYS LET MAKE A DEAL ILL BE GOOD IF U DONT COOK ME PLE I DO JUST ABOUT ANY THING U TELL ME NNO NO NO
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ok ok get this i was walkin down the street when a big pille of crap land in front of me and i looked uo an saw god smilling at me an he said a gift from haven 0:]

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03-07-2002, 04:40 PM
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ok

but you have to do one thing never bite me and be good
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03-07-2002, 04:43 PM
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Anything huh!!!!!!!!

*grins cheekily*

Go fetch fire wood! And maybe you can have a ride on my back if you ain't to heavy! I'm a baby dragon..
I've just learnt how to fly.
And breathe fire.

Do you wanna eat a roast fleech with salt???
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"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

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03-07-2002, 04:44 PM
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OK BUT MABEY ONES AN WIELY I GET SOCKES JUST A THOUGHT
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ok ok get this i was walkin down the street when a big pille of crap land in front of me and i looked uo an saw god smilling at me an he said a gift from haven 0:]

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03-07-2002, 04:47 PM
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THE KID GET THE WOOD AND BRING IT BACK
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ok ok get this i was walkin down the street when a big pille of crap land in front of me and i looked uo an saw god smilling at me an he said a gift from haven 0:]

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03-07-2002, 05:03 PM
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Good kid from the woods!

You can ride on my back now!

*Abeace 123 gets on*

*rumbling*

What's that!!!!!!!!!??????

*earthquake spilits the ground in half*

Uh oh!!!!!!Grab on Abece 123! I'm gonna fly!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE RUNNNNNNNNN EARTHQUAKE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!

*flys very very fast!*
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"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

  #108  
03-07-2002, 10:54 PM
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I guess we're at the NEW Grand Canyon
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03-08-2002, 05:28 AM
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Guess What Dudes, My Bugitis wore off. Thanks for the Help fellers

WoW, the New Grand Canyon.
I'll give $10 to the first person who jumps off. And $20 if you catch me an Eagle on the way down.
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03-08-2002, 05:40 AM
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I WANT A BIG GANG MANG COME ON EVERY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-08-2002, 05:55 AM
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If you jump off that cliff you might catch some eagles. You can "Gang Mang" them. And you get money for each eagle you catch.
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03-08-2002, 06:51 AM
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nehh lets have a massive gang bang *molluck2000 crawls out of a bag*
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03-08-2002, 06:55 AM
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come on people i want a massive orgy it will be fun!
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  #114  
03-08-2002, 06:59 AM
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nehh molluck says as molluck looks at every one.
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03-08-2002, 08:10 AM
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*gets out railgun and mows down certain triple-posters*
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IM STAYINJ WITH MY FEET ON THE GRONED THATS THAT SO DONT TRY TO GET ME TO JUMP WHAT DO I WANT WITH MONEY
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03-08-2002, 11:44 AM
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WHell sence in oddworld, we got unlimeted lifes... We respawn in time to stop the bombing... And the day is not saved by the danish king again!
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03-08-2002, 02:02 PM
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Yay, umlimted lifes! Hey, I feel different.......

*Looks at self*

I have been reincarnated as a Gabbit............???
I'm not a dragon anymore.........

Mmmmmm.....I've always wondered what it felt like to be a Gabbit...........

*Jumps the nearest pool*

Ahhh, this is the life.........
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Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
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Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
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wow

wait a sec, i feel funny.. i am a scrab! yum, smells like boiled gabbit for tea..(turns and looks evily at munch on this..


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