..I would posess it, and use it to blow up all the waiters that were ever rude..all the waiters that laughed at me!!!!! ALL THE WAITERS THAT SPIT IN MY FOOD FOR THE WAY I DRESSED! ALL THOSE EVIL, EVIL BASTARD WAITERS! THE ONES WHO TOOK 5 FREAKING HOURS TO GET MY FOOD, WHILE I CLENCHED MY STOMACH AND TURNED WHITE! ALL OF THOSE WAITERS WHO GOT MY ORDER WRONG, ONLY TO BRING ME VEAL, STUFFED WITH LOBSTER TONGUES AND CAT HAIR!! And make the world a very happy, better place with all the nice waiters... la la la la la la la la la la...
If I were a waiter, I would...
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