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Dryadri · #91 10-10-2009, 09:33 AM

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FIRST I NEED SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN ODDWORLD THING.

hello new person that will probably disappear in the next few weeks or join some stupid fucking clique.

Oddworld is that thing where the stuff happens.

And I'm not joining any clique?

Wings of Fire · #92 10-10-2009, 09:38 AM

He means stepping into Fan Corner and never coming back out, creative minds are lost there every day. They become soulless hosts with no volition to take part in any constructive discussion and a tendancy to gush over bad fanwank.

used:) · #93 10-10-2009, 09:58 AM

OH SNAP

Dryadri · #94 10-10-2009, 01:12 PM

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He means stepping into Fan Corner and never coming back out, creative minds are lost there every day. They become soulless hosts with no volition to take part in any constructive discussion and a tendancy to gush over bad fanwank.

Aah right. I've posted in there once to post some pictures, nothing interesting though.

Leto · #95 10-10-2009, 01:21 PM

SO TRUE

You seem like a furry, you''ll fit right in

Dryadri · #96 10-10-2009, 01:25 PM

Not really, I don't like typical furs and their furry sex...people just bore me.

Chicken Chaser · #97 10-10-2009, 02:19 PM

Hello, I am also new, this is merely an attempt to blend in with everyone else.

Am I doing a good job, guys?

Wings of Fire · #98 10-10-2009, 02:32 PM

No you're trolling, go make your own welcome thread.

Strike Witch · #99 10-10-2009, 03:18 PM

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Not really, I don't like typical furs and their furry sex...people just bore me.

So what are you into? Dragon dildos? They're pretty big lately.

Chicken Chaser · #**100** 10-10-2009, 03:59 PM

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No you're trolling, go make your own welcome thread.

Sorry boss, I'll try harder next time.

MA · #**101** 10-11-2009, 06:30 AM

you weren't trolling, don't worry.

you were just being annoying.

Dryadri · #**102** 10-11-2009, 08:07 AM

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So what are you into? Dragon dildos? They're pretty big lately.

Wtf? No thank you.

Bullet Magnet · #**103** 10-11-2009, 08:08 AM

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So what are you into? Dragon dildos?

Why have I already heard of those?

Wings of Fire · #**104** 10-11-2009, 08:12 AM

Burning semen? Mmmm American Gods.

Dixanadu · #**105** 10-12-2009, 08:10 AM

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you weren't trolling, don't worry.

you were just being annoying.

That was golden.

And try to stay longer than a few weeks, most newbies tend to be scared off.

OddjobAbe · #**106** 10-12-2009, 10:38 AM

They probably see the nude cow/woman hybrid in the cow-tipping thread. I fully understand why they'd run away after discovering that someone here knows where to find that shit.

Dryadri · #**107** 10-12-2009, 01:01 PM

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And try to stay longer than a few weeks, most newbies tend to be scared off.

That's because Mollucks Assistant's avatar is creepy.

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They probably see the nude cow/woman hybrid in the cow-tipping thread. I fully understand why they'd run away after discovering that someone here knows where to find that shit.

I'm intrigued *stokes invisibeard* Where is it?

MA · #**108** 10-12-2009, 01:20 PM

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That's because Mollucks Assistant's avatar is creepy.

be careful what you say, that is the legend Shane MacGowan.

but i feel slightly happy that you found it creepy.

Dryadri · #**109** 10-12-2009, 01:27 PM

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be careful what you say, that is the legend Shane MacGowan.

My god what a pisshead xD Almost every image on google is of him drunk!

MA · #**110** 10-12-2009, 01:33 PM

that's why i fucking love him.

and you actually Google searched him? you're my favourite now.

Dryadri · #**111** 10-12-2009, 01:35 PM

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that's why i fucking love him.

and you actually Google searched him? you're my favourite now.

Yes. Yes I did, I was prepared for any of your LetMeGoogleThatForYou links

Dixanadu · #**112** 10-12-2009, 02:21 PM

I personally liked MA's cow avatar he had the first month I was here. It illustrated his location perfectly!

MA · #**113** 10-12-2009, 03:03 PM

i've still got that you know. that was one of the calves i reared and made into a fine heifer, she was fucking grand. no joke.

Bullet Magnet · #**114** 10-12-2009, 03:06 PM

But how did she taste?

MA · #**115** 10-12-2009, 03:10 PM

god sake BM. i didn't want to bring that up.

fucking lovely! never put horseradish to such good use! like they say; "Good things come to those who wait (and rear)."

Bullet Magnet · #**116** 10-12-2009, 03:23 PM

Good to hear.

Strike Witch · #**117** 10-13-2009, 04:27 AM

I always thought it must be odd for Farmers who ate their own cows.

And their livestock.

used:) · #**118** 10-13-2009, 09:09 AM

It's even better when they've named one in honor of your dead grandfather. To my relief, I found out it's a she. So, she won't be deconstructed for our nourishment.

I also love all the beef businesses that raise their cattle in open pastures for them live full and happy lives just because it apparently raises the quality of the beef.

MA · #**119** 10-13-2009, 10:11 AM

now you've just brought up something i hear on these adverts that really gets my goat. its not the same thing you're on about, but similar.

Anchor butter, the twats, say "Only our cows are free to roam all year round". now, this must mean that their cattle are 'free range' and are not being 'battery farmed', or that farmers follow a herd of roaming cattle around the UK like Indians.

there is no such thing as a 'battery farmed cow', its like trying to battery farm whales. they need to be farmed in the manner of being sheltered under barns during storms and winters, hand fed, and being let out to pasture. they get vital vitamins from grass, mixed silage, molasses, cake, pellets and eating their own and other cattle's placentas once they have given birth.

if you locked cattle in a barn for their whole life they would become very territorial and, to be honest, lose their marbles, as they are very sociable animals, making them very violent. no farmer will put up with such things as it all boils down to money, so this would not happen. and it goes without saying that the milk would taste shit. probably the meat too. and disease would be rife. and the cattle would slowly kill each other off via bullying.

in short; its bullshit. cattle have always been 'free range', its economically retarded to do it any other way. so Anchor are misleading people, possibly making others think "Hey, if these are free range, that means all the other cows in England are battery farmed/caged/locked in a barn forever! We must start some stupid fucking petition and dirty the English farming society some more!" then more crap kicks off.

i'm just waiting for a milk bottle to read 'Milk From Caged Cows'.

end of lengthy rant.

OddjobAbe · #**120** 10-13-2009, 11:50 AM

That was actually quite interesting.