One of my big secrets -

Vanilla ✜ · #91 04-09-2008, 09:08 AM

Oh Johnnyboy if only you know how much i love him. <:-)

Wings of Fire · #92 04-09-2008, 09:22 AM

Does he answer your calls?

Vanilla ✜ · #93 04-09-2008, 09:26 AM

I wish he did.

Wolfie-Dark Steef · #94 04-09-2008, 02:23 PM

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This reply is based on the first post....
Um, How can anyone think a Oddworld character, or CREATURE, is sexy?
I mean, anything BUT Mudokons.
I dunno. Maybe it's because I'm a guy and don't see your point of view but...
Ew. You continue on with your crush on Abe I guess.

Yes, it is because your a guy and (from my experience in Stranger's Wrath) there are no hot girls for a guy to like. My personal reason for my crush is that Stranger is a dangerous bad ass, that, and I'm insane. (Yes I realize that the question was not directed at me)

Hoo-Raa for insanity!

Johnnyboy · #95 04-09-2008, 03:08 PM

Hm...Quite...Odd.
Very Odd indeed.
But, come on, the oddworld creatures don't even remotely look sexy.

Strike Witch · #96 04-10-2008, 02:36 AM

What, you don't think Scrabs are shining pillars of GAR?

One the subject of sexual fetishes, I'm totally a Lolicon.

Fuzzle King · #97 04-10-2008, 03:36 AM

some people are starting to freak me out abit here with there OW inhabitant sexual fantasies..

GlacierDragon · #98 04-10-2008, 07:59 AM

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some people are starting to freak me out abit here with there OW inhabitant sexual fantasies..

Me too. But whilst I'm here, just as an experiment, what do people think of Munch?

Wings of Fire · #99 04-10-2008, 08:33 AM

Munch would be an uke in any relationship.

OddYouko · #**100** 04-10-2008, 09:10 AM

That's really funny Wings of Fire. I don't even wanna think about that.

He's not sexy at all.

Fuzzle Guy · #**101** 04-10-2008, 01:26 PM

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He's not sexy at all.

But, and I ask this seriously OddYouko, if you were drunk, would you?

OddYouko · #**102** 04-10-2008, 02:37 PM

Would I what? I wouldn't get drunk in the first place.

Strike Witch · #**103** 04-10-2008, 03:46 PM

Why do you think Munch has a big hand-foot-thing?

Wolfie-Dark Steef · #**104** 04-10-2008, 04:41 PM

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Me too. But whilst I'm here, just as an experiment, what do people think of Munch?

He's cute, in the puppy-dog way, wouldn't do him. Unless I was REALLY drunk

-no wait never mind, I'll never be THAT drunk, maybe

, no never.

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some people are starting to freak me out abit here with there OW inhabitant sexual fantasies..

Am I one of those people?

Johnnyboy · #**105** 04-10-2008, 06:32 PM

>.> I'm staying away from this thread...

Leto · #**106** 04-10-2008, 08:41 PM

Munch has big teeth, and that's just what I don't want in a blowjob (that's about as high as he could get).

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I wish he did.

Well he's never going to, because he's a fictional 3 dimensional character.

He wont return your letters neither.

Vanilla ✜ · #**107** 04-13-2008, 08:15 AM

I know. :-P

Hobo · #**108** 04-13-2008, 11:34 AM

I WISH my mod powers would let me delete this oh god I do.

The Meep Farmer · #**109** 05-11-2008, 11:50 AM

Regarding Letos post on how Munch would give blowjobs.......how would a Slig giving you a blowjob feel like? All those tentacles.....

Any yes I realise this is technically bumping but this thread is too epic to die. I actually prefer Grubbs by the way.

Yo mamma · #**110** 05-11-2008, 12:18 PM

Yeah well, I'm not really into blueish greenish people who wear nothing but loincloths.

I like munch, he is the hottest.

***Wil*** · #**111** 05-11-2008, 12:31 PM

A Slig blowjob? I’m not convinced they don’t have some kind of beak behind those tentacles. That wouldn’t make it so pleasant.

There’s a thought, are blowjobs better if they come from toothless old people?

Fuzzle Guy · #**112** 05-11-2008, 12:40 PM

*throws up*

Thanks Max

The Meep Farmer · #**113** 05-11-2008, 01:26 PM

I cant decide if I hate or love this thread......

Bullet Magnet · #**114** 05-11-2008, 02:22 PM

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A Slig blowjob? I’m not convinced they don’t have some kind of beak behind those tentacles. That wouldn’t make it so pleasant.

I read somewhere vaguely official that sligs have "very weak jawlines".

Moosh da Outlaw · #**115** 05-11-2008, 03:11 PM

Munch totally turns me on.

Leto · #**116** 05-11-2008, 03:43 PM

This thread is so last month.

Slig fellatio whould feel like rubbing your cock with a moist mop, and aurally the sound of schulps, ahk-ahk's and various other Slig idle chatter would most certainly 'kill your buzz', which would furthermore prove arousal, and the act of fellatio, more difficult than initially thought.

Our next topic: do any oddworldian creatures have anuses, and is it possible to commit taboo acts upon them, or could they only commit such taboo acts upon us?

Paramite handjobs(more facejobs, rather)?

There. I've covered a few more topics. Let's get another page out of this.

***Wil*** · #**117** 05-11-2008, 03:51 PM

I’m sure there’s cockfoster space whence Paramites spin their webbing.

used:) · #**118** 05-11-2008, 04:06 PM

Yes, I noticed a bit of Goatse in that concept.

Bullet Magnet · #**119** 05-11-2008, 04:13 PM

I have an announcement:

Jesus fucking Christ.

Leto · #**120** 05-11-2008, 04:17 PM

I can actually envision Munch fellatio as we speak.

Picture this scene: He's just the right height to get to your dong. He's got little crooked teeth, but I'm sure he could open his jaw wide enough. He tickles you with his tonsils, eagerly looking up with his big round eyes for your relieved face and sign of approval.

This image will stick to me until I sleep.