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Havoc · #91 11-29-2009, 03:29 PM

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But it was furry. You should be into that, havoc.

Edit: Dunno. But Anal always disturbs me cos wont there be like 'remains' from the action on the uh... 'member'?

So is your vagine, but I'm not into that now am I? LAWL I can make reference joke!

If you do anal properly and prepare before you do it, you won't get any 'remains'. Alcar can prolly tell us more, though.

T-nex · #92 11-29-2009, 03:29 PM

But for the guy. Wouldn't it sort of kill his joy when he pulls out and finds icky stuff on his dick?
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So is your vagine, but I'm not into that now am I? LAWL I can make reference joke!

Uh I don't get what a "Vagine" is. And how is any of this directed at me? Please don't make weird statements about my private stuff. Really.. Thats just not cool.

Pilot · #93 11-29-2009, 03:30 PM

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Edit: Dunno. But Anal always disturbs me cos wont there be like 'remains' from the action on the uh... 'member'?

Hello? If it's gotta be quick and dirty, a condom is no different than wearing a latex glove. If it's planned in advance, enema my friends. What's the problem?

Sekto Springs · #94 11-29-2009, 03:30 PM

You won't find "icky stuff" on your dick if you prepare properly.

OddjobAbe · #95 11-29-2009, 03:31 PM

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Hello? If it's gotta be quick and dirty, a condom is no different than wearing a latex glove. If it's planned in advance, enema my friends. What's the problem?

Prudishness.

Havoc · #96 11-29-2009, 03:34 PM

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What the fuck are you driveling on about? I made myself perfectly clear.

Would I ask if you were? You get a mucky member no matter how you have sex. It gets mucky if you do it with a condom cuz you'll have your own stuff all over yourself, and you get mucky if you do it without a condom because you'll have her wet stuff all over you.

I just wanted to know what you meant, cuz the way you said it it made me think of those two things.

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But for the guy. Wouldn't it sort of kill his joy when he pulls out and finds icky stuff on his dick?

I doubt it could be a bigger moodkiller then pulling out and being covered in red goo. 'I'm not having my period yet.' she says. 'Still have another day.' she says. Fuck that, no more sex in the last week of the month!!

OddjobAbe · #97 11-29-2009, 03:36 PM

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I just wanted to know what you meant, cuz the way you said it it made me think of those two things.

I would rather have sterile matter all over my little friend rather than shit.

Havoc · #98 11-29-2009, 03:36 PM

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Uh I don't get what a "Vagine" is. And how is any of this directed at me? Please don't make weird statements about my private stuff. Really.. Thats just not cool.

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Teh Joe says (03:29):
*YOU ARE A PUSSY
*YOU HAVE A PUSSY
Nikki says (03:30):
*that's a vagina!
*My vagine is cute n furry and has cute eyes

Your name is Nikki so my joke is funneh.

enchilado · #99 11-29-2009, 03:37 PM

The 'eh' on the end of that word says so much.

T-nex · #**100** 11-29-2009, 03:38 PM

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Your name is Nikki so my joke is funneh.

Oh... Well.. still.. Don't disturb me like that. For a moment there I thought you were being an immense perv.
But anyway <.< Please don't make any sexual jokes about me in the future. I'm not comfortable with that.

Pilot · #**101** 11-29-2009, 03:39 PM

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Prudishness.

Yea.

Just stick it in... alright?

T-nex · #**102** 11-29-2009, 03:40 PM

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Yea.

Just stick it in... alright?

Ok... But what do you do if it triggers the bowel-movement thingy? And then shit happens?

Sekto Springs · #**103** 11-29-2009, 03:42 PM

The muscle spasm thing is true, which is why having anal after eating a four course mexican meal isn't the best idea.

The obvious solution seems to be to just not eat too long before doing the act.

Havoc · #**104** 11-29-2009, 03:43 PM

Okay yeah, that would actually be worse than red goo...

Sekto Springs · #**105** 11-29-2009, 03:48 PM

They cover this topic in the book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.
The author shares an anecdote with us about his first experience with anal (with a woman). In his inexperience, he unloaded half the bottle of lube into her rectum and started bangin away. Her defecatin' muscles were stimulated and his cock was liberally sauteed with a liquidy mix of feces and astroglide.

MA · #**106** 11-29-2009, 03:49 PM

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Oh... Well.. still.. Don't disturb me like that. For a moment there I thought you were being an immense perv.
But anyway <.< Please don't make any sexual jokes about me in the future. I'm not comfortable with that.

you have seen WoF's sig, right?

Sekto Springs · #**107** 11-29-2009, 03:50 PM

Yeah, and WoF better watch his ass because he's pushing the envelope out of the comfort zone with me.

Wings of Fire · #**108** 11-29-2009, 03:51 PM

Sig removed because Havoc is an unfunny creep.

MA · #**109** 11-29-2009, 03:52 PM

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Yeah, and WoF better watch his ass because he's pushing the envelope out of the comfort zone with me.

oh dear.

i thought you were joking in the blog as well. don't blame you, though.

Havoc · #**110** 11-29-2009, 03:52 PM

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Sig changed because Havoc is an unfunny creep.

It's your signature...

Wings of Fire · #**111** 11-29-2009, 03:53 PM

And it was her request. Why are we discussing this?

Havoc · #**112** 11-29-2009, 03:53 PM

Because you obviously have relationship issues. Tell us more.

Wings of Fire · #**113** 11-29-2009, 03:54 PM

My mother ate me as a child.

Havoc · #**114** 11-29-2009, 03:55 PM

And how did that make you feel?

T-nex · #**115** 11-29-2009, 03:56 PM

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My mother ate me as a child.

So that's where you get your voraphilia from.

Wings of Fire · #**116** 11-29-2009, 03:56 PM

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And how did that make you feel?

Horny.

Pilot · #**117** 11-29-2009, 03:56 PM

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And how did that make you feel?

Shitty?

Sekto Springs · #**118** 11-29-2009, 03:57 PM

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Shitty?

*rimshot*
He's here all week, ladies and gentlemen.

used:) · #**119** 11-29-2009, 04:18 PM

So, has anyone here seen this video called "Two Girls, One Cup"?

Sekto Springs · #**120** 11-29-2009, 04:20 PM

Shut up, Gabe.