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News link in the picture. No good will come of this.

I notice there's no "EX-Chauvanist" version. I give their marketing team an A for effort. They have a website for those motivated to make a purchase.
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Dear God, what will they think of next? I am in stitches, but slightly wound up.
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Photographic evidence that people can simeultaneously be ex-masturbators and yet still absolute wankers.
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Photographic evidence that people can simeultaneously be ex-masturbators and yet still absolute wankers.
This is why the pro - masturbaters should get guns.

The sooner the better.
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*makes joke about holding his weapon in his hand*

*commits sepaku*
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News link in the picture. No good will come of this.

I notice there's no "EX-Chauvanist" version. I give their marketing team an A for effort. They have a website for those motivated to make a purchase.
Did you miss the "EX-Homosexual"? Like, holy shit.
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They've been beating the "homosexuality can be cured" drum since time immemorial. But what's one more fantasy to these people?
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OANST bullying John K into signing a piece from his vast collection of Ren & Stimpy and George Liquor merchandise.



Now THAT'S a fan!
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A most terrible fate. He will me missed.
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POWDERED!

TOANST!

MAAANNN!!!!!!!

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Roflcopter

Check out this clip. Its on a Dutch site but worth the watch.

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/4044...net_humor.html
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http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJh2HtGNBDw

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This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.



EDIT: And this is a close second:

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I lol'd at both of those
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The second one is fake. It violates Newton's third law of motion and the first law of thermodynamics.
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Duh of course it's fake. It's still funny XD.

And if you think those two are funny, I just found a clip that had me absolutely in tears from laughter. Listen it completely to the end, it's so hilarious XD.

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Another n64 game should do the trick. Yes.
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ROFL that's frickin hilarious. He's either such a retard it's funny or a really good fake. Either way it's still funny. Anyway do you have a link? I'd like to see the replies.

EDIT: http://forums.filefront.com/spam-for...ds-cooter.html
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I'd say that it was a really bad fake. I still thought it was funny, though.
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Butter ... she's not a fucking turkey.
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What's with all the banned members on that forum? It's like 75 percent of the people in that thread.
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None of those stories of misfortune are as entertaining as this:
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http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Animal...ing/index.html

Pretty old, but still a fucking good read.

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For some reason when I was younger I never once considered they could just of shot it out of the sky.
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