The origin of Oddworld Forums #1 Spammer, Mars the Mudoken...
Alas, you know me.
Hate me too...
So let me sing,
a poem to you...
Oddworld has been,
a memory quite vast.
Because of my recklessness,
it has scarred my past.
But after Munch's Oddysee,
I wanted more.
And so I learned,
of adventures before.
And then news reached my ears,
of a new game from the odd.
I got it and played,
the last game of the quad.
Many years later I was bored,
with nothing to do.
When a thought crossed my mind,
of a thing I once knew.
So through my research I discovered,
of all the games I had missed.
When I learned of these things,
I would play or be pissed.
Of course nothing worked,
and I couldn't play,
the adventures of Abe,
until one fateful day.
A demo perhaps,
but I was fatigued.
I had tried everything,
and so I was intrigued.
50 tries later,
it finally works.
A piece of Abe's Oddysee!
With humor and quirks!
But my love for the series,
wasn't finished yet.
And found this nice site,
after searching the net.
So then it came to a username...well that was easy.
The name of my Odd fan-character, even though it's cheesy.
BUT NO, I simply HAVE to screw up!
Spelled the name wrong!
'e' instead of 'o'.
My spelling isn't very strong...
Yet it's become my name here,
even if I spam.
It's just like me in fact:
A screw-up, but it's who I am!
...and so my poem ends,
of my name's history.
So now you all know,
and it's no mystery.
From past to present,
it's all true.
And now this musical mud,
must bid you ado.
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[insert boundless wit here]
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