Calling all habitual spammers! -

Mac the Janitor · #91 07-08-2004, 10:29 PM

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Goooooood mornin Vietnaaaaam!

Ullo! Feeling loads better this morning... seeing my boyf tomorrow (He's back from his holiday in scotland!) I've got 3 hours training today to get me out of the office and the rain is forecast to clear up tomorrow so I'll be able to wear my new yellow shoes and grey jeans in the pub!

Yey!

Yellow shoes?

Hawt.

Got any pics?

ClaireBear · #92 07-08-2004, 10:45 PM

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Yellow shoes?

Hawt.

Got any pics?

Don't think so... I bought them from fenwick department store... they don't have a web site or anything...

I'll describe them

A yellow 1950's style court shoe with round toe, dimple cut outs, and "golf style" detailing on front and a 4 inch heel... I have a matching handbag too...

They were a bargainous... £25.00!!!! Bag £8.00!!!!

I wear them with my grey donna karen jeans and yellow vest with 50's detail!

What does "hawt" mean? Are you being sarcastic or sincere?

sligster · #93 07-08-2004, 10:49 PM

Now for the best post to ever be posted on these forums.....

wasn't that nice?

ClaireBear · #94 07-08-2004, 10:58 PM

LOL! LOL!

That is funny... me likey!

No one interested? Didin't think so...

Addition:

I think I'll just stay here to hide where its safe to be me and spam a bit!

Well... I've been for some training today on the new enrolment system we're using and its worse than the one we've already got! Its gonna take twice as long to enrol each individual caller... but thats what happens when programmers don't ask the people who use the programmes to help them design it! (A tip for all you would be IT programmers out there!)

As I've been for my training I haven't had a chance to drink my water today! I drink at least 2 litres a day for better skin and to stop water retention.

Em... I may buy some more shoes tomorrow... I'm feeling a bit down... shoes cheer me up...

and...

well... may as well go...

All spammed out!

Fez · #95 07-09-2004, 05:23 AM

Sligster...... I hate you with a passion.....

Esus · #96 07-09-2004, 05:31 AM

What do ya'll think I should eat?
I'm 'home alone' with lots of food but I don't know what to cook.
I was thinking (because Im lazy) of having a full fry up, with tomatos, mushrooms, bread, bacon, eggs, sausages etc etc but I dunno.
Perhaps I'll just get a microwavable oriental surprise from the freezer.
What do you think?

ClaireBear · #97 07-09-2004, 05:37 AM

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What do ya'll think I should eat?
I'm 'home alone' with lots of food but I don't know what to cook.
I was thinking (because Im lazy) of having a full fry up, with tomatos, mushrooms, bread, bacon, eggs, sausages etc etc but I dunno.
Perhaps I'll just get a microwavable oriental surprise from the freezer.
What do you think?

Oooooh!

How about a nice fry up omlette... pre cook the sausage and bacon first though!

Mmmmmm I love fry... you gonna do fried bread? Mmmmmmm!

*CB drools onto her keyboard*

Killa_47 · #98 07-09-2004, 06:15 AM

please wipe the droole off lol..........(do me a favour and make me a sausage and baken sandwich with mushrooms please?)

edit: changed spelling mistake...

Sekto Springs · #99 07-09-2004, 07:58 AM

You spelled drool wrong! DROOL! Appease my mighty ass-nut!

Killa_47 · #**100** 07-09-2004, 08:50 AM

what do u stick it up ur ass then u dont have a s**t for the next 6 months?

Sekto Springs · #**101** 07-09-2004, 09:12 AM

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what do u stick it up ur ass then u dont have a s**t for the next 6 months?

It's natural for me not to shit for two months. So nothing.

sligster · #**102** 07-09-2004, 10:11 AM

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Sligster...... I hate you with a passion.....

yay! hatred!

Killa_47 · #**103** 07-09-2004, 10:36 AM

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yay! hatred!

Great you may aswell bring in Claire And Codek.........that will start things off again lol.

Mac the Janitor · #**104** 07-09-2004, 02:40 PM

Hawt, like hot.

I was being sincere...I love yellow stuff.

ClaireBear · #**105** 07-11-2004, 10:10 PM

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Hawt, like hot.

I was being sincere...I love yellow stuff.

Oh!

A phonetic spelling... sorry... across the pond difficulties in communication there mate!

Yeh I like yellow... it makes me feel very happy when I wear it!

AAAaaaannnd!

more news to spam about!

I'm so happy! I've been on cloud nine since Saturday!

My partner... told me that he... he said he... HE SAID HE LOVED ME!

Exact words *ahem* "God Claire... you're.. I.. God I think I love you you know... I can't get you out of my head 24/7"

Isn't that great... no one has ever loved me before... ever! I think I love him too I wasn't going to say that first though incase I scared him off and even when he said it I didn't reply straight away! I was in shock! But he knows I tend to build a wall around my emotions in case I get hurt....

I just can't believe it! Soooo happy! I think it was the yellow that did it... I loked all sunny and pretty!

WiLL the Wander · #**106** 07-12-2004, 01:14 AM

WWWWHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! A SPAMMING THREAD!!! WHY I DIDN'T SEE IT BEFORE!!! I'M BLIND??? Well... a bit... 2 years before, one of my classmate throwed a shoe to my right eye... so i can't see with my right eye perfectly... but I can see...

CONGRATULATIONS CLAIREBEAR!!!!!!

ClaireBear · #**107** 07-12-2004, 01:33 AM

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WWWWHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! A SPAMMING THREAD!!! WHY I DIDN'T SEE IT BEFORE!!! I'M BLIND??? Well... a bit... 2 years before, one of my classmate throwed a shoe to my right eye... so i can't see with my right eye perfectly... but I can see...

CONGRATULATIONS CLAIREBEAR!!!!!!

I know.... *CB smiles proudly and polishes her nails on her (ample) chest!* this has to be the most inspired thread ever!!!

WiLL the Wander · #**108** 07-12-2004, 02:06 AM

The congratulations not for the thread, but yes... It was a good idea... now I can write this: Vegyszer bút, holt nem vút, vút egyszer, egy vegyszer bút!!!

ClaireBear · #**109** 07-12-2004, 02:09 AM

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The congratulations not for the thread, but yes... It was a good idea... now I can write this: Vegyszer bút, holt nem vút, vút egyszer, egy vegyszer bút!!!

My Hungarian needs work but I figure you're congratulating me about being in love!

Thanks Will... its taken a long time to feel this way about someone.

I hope one day you know the feeling and enjoy it as much as I am.

WiLL the Wander · #**110** 07-12-2004, 02:35 AM

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Vegyszer bút, holt nem vút, vút egyszer, egy vegyszer bút!!!

Well this hungarian sentence not a congratulation, it's a idiotic recreate of this sentence: Once upon a time, there was a blahblah... yeah and the hungarian sentence is use the ol' peasant dialect of Hungary... or sg (damn I must learn english, again!!!)

ClaireBear · #**111** 07-12-2004, 03:47 AM

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Well this hungarian sentence not a congratulation, it's a idiotic recreate of this sentence: Once upon a time, there was a blahblah... yeah and the hungarian sentence is use the ol' peasant dialect of Hungary... or sg (damn I must learn english, again!!!)

Ahhhh!

No need to apologise Will... I know no Hungarian at all... I'm really impressed by those who can speak (or in this case type!) more than just their own language!

Killa_47 · #**112** 07-12-2004, 05:35 AM

....i'm just gonna watch:

i only know english.

Lucipher · #**113** 07-12-2004, 05:41 AM

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Hey! I don't!!!!

I mentioned it once... nay twice when I first landed here!

Anyhoo.... age is irrelevant on here... you can put down any old crap... I may sign up as being a toddler... just for s**ts and giggles you understand!!

Oh and while I remember... Luc... I find the last line of your signiture very offensive... that may be your opinion but having it constantly displayed out of context like that does little to endear you to me.

Just thought I'd mention it!

Spam away mate!

How can the words "I don't plan... I scheme!" "Bwahahahahahahahaha!"
Be offensive to anyone?

Fuzzles! · #**114** 07-12-2004, 10:44 AM

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Mmmmmm I love fry... you gonna do fried bread? Mmmmmmm!

*CB drools onto her keyboard*

OMG I miss fried bread. Cept we called it dipped bread. I want it now!!!!!!!!

Congrats on the love you! The first time is always the best!!!

WiLL the Wander · #**115** 07-12-2004, 11:03 AM

Hmm... I only can fry those things that I love... and I don't mean food (uhhh... yes)... I love fryed potatoes (or sg...), MMMM, MMMM, with oliva-oil (or sg...), without ketchup, and... with little forks!!! MMMMMmmmm... and the house-made potato better than the shop-made thingie... or sg...

ClaireBear · #**116** 07-12-2004, 09:42 PM

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How can the words "I don't plan... I scheme!" "Bwahahahahahahahaha!"
Be offensive to anyone?

Your old sig!!!!

The one about harming and persecuting homosexuals!

Lucipher · #**117** 07-13-2004, 08:29 AM

Errr...yeah! That was the point of the sig. And why should you care? Your not gay...Are you?

Killa_47 · #**118** 07-13-2004, 08:31 AM

I'm not sure she likes answering them sort of questions.

I love this

thread!!!!

WiLL the Wander · #**119** 07-13-2004, 09:04 AM

Yeah, this is a good thread, i can do this:

Lucipher · #**120** 07-13-2004, 09:11 AM

The mod's have no power here! So I can do this! Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
Badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
Badger badger badger badger badger SNAKE!