The Neverending Story -

The Morbid Slayer · #91 12-07-2005, 08:23 AM

...Got it chopped in three pieces by the not so stupid Dark Mudokon,because...

Rex Tirano · #92 12-07-2005, 08:27 AM

:

The problem is that she has a boyfriend. Otherwise I'd be more than happy to tell her what she can do with my magical flute that is standing to attention.

(god I hope she's not like 14)

Heh.

15. Z0r.

... He wanted to have a flute but was given a stupid clarinet instead! "Damn those pesky...

- Rexy

The Morbid Slayer · #93 12-07-2005, 08:34 AM

...little assholes who ate my...

Rex Tirano · #94 12-07-2005, 08:41 AM

... ass. "Yes, you heard me right", Havoc cried, "I was raped in this very thread...", he broke off into...

- Rexy

OANST · #95 12-07-2005, 09:00 AM

...an irish jig that scared all the birds across the earth. As the sky became blackened out...

See. I can be non-disgusting when I really set my mind to it.

used:) · #96 12-07-2005, 02:01 PM

...as a blue unicorn named Hinderscripe shat all over the...

Cullen Heath · #97 12-07-2005, 04:39 PM

.....japanees king, Hung- Chung- Bob- Man. Wow this meant bad news.....

used:) · #98 12-07-2005, 04:42 PM

...after all, you just generilized another culture which you probably know zip about. Due to my hypocrasy...

Munch's Master · #99 12-08-2005, 10:01 AM

....a flock of jibbering geese came and ate your head. Nobody really was bothered because.....

LoboDiabloLoneWolf · #**100** 12-08-2005, 10:34 AM

...they thought we were a bunch of nutcases anyway, so off to the funny farm we were carted, but...

Rex Tirano · #**101** 12-08-2005, 10:39 AM

... AFOS became enraged at the obvious copyright infringement used in this thread. He came to shut it down but...

- Rexy

Havoc · #**102** 12-08-2005, 10:51 AM

...president Bush didn't listnen so...

Abe 01 · #**103** 12-08-2005, 11:01 AM

bombed and polluted the world u american idiot

xx_xx_0dd · #**104** 12-08-2005, 11:03 AM

... then he went to japan and....

OANST · #**105** 12-08-2005, 11:10 AM

...ate fried fetus. After a good solid nap he slapped Laura on the ass and...

Havoc · #**106** 12-08-2005, 11:14 AM

...****ed her silly before going back to Korea to...

OANST · #**107** 12-08-2005, 01:00 PM

...drink crushed maggot juice. Being the antichrist, he was weaned on the stuff and just plain loves it. After sacrificing a virgin he...

xx_xx_0dd · #**108** 12-08-2005, 01:08 PM

......Jumped into the ocean and emerged as.............

Havoc · #**109** 12-08-2005, 01:12 PM

...a supersaiyin 4 and...

OANST · #**110** 12-08-2005, 01:15 PM

...instantly died because dragonball sucks so very much. All the children then rejoiced. 2000 years later we find some guy named Jim staring into the sun and contemplating...

used:) · #**111** 12-08-2005, 02:12 PM

...then a meteor opened a time portal sending us back to near 2006 while a group of ass raping octupi decided to destroy Abe 01 and AFOS for their aura of stupidity. Meanwhile, back on Derka Derka Island...

metroixer · #**112** 12-08-2005, 02:25 PM

...I was ignoring this thread for a while but then came back and ate my own legs because i'm mentally pshycotic (retarted is such a stong word

). Therefore....

used:) · #**113** 12-08-2005, 02:27 PM

...we will see what is going on at derka Derka Island...

metroixer · #**114** 12-08-2005, 02:36 PM

...and you have a missle aimed at your helicopter which is homing. My heart somehow comes out of my body with me still alive and....

used:) · #**115** 12-08-2005, 02:43 PM

...manages to enslave all of the natives on the island and sell them, to Japan for 1.6 for their evil plan to...

metroixer · #**116** 12-08-2005, 02:52 PM

...Attack the rest if america and blame it on the russians wuth fake proof. So the U.S.A and russia dook out until the germans try and stop it. They fail and die and even their people get enslaved. Meanwhile the japanese tke captive all the neutral countries and when the time is right they send the slaves to war. What happened was....

OANST · #**117** 12-09-2005, 06:29 AM

...all the tacos had been eaten. Seeing as how the Japanese love tacos this caused...

CheeseOfGlory · #**118** 12-09-2005, 06:47 AM

...Godzilla to rise up and smite the kerrack. And thus began the tale of the 500 foot Jesus, or Big J.C. as his friends called him....

OANST · #**119** 12-09-2005, 06:57 AM

...when he was in the ghetto. Godzilla then gave him a titty twister and...

The Morbid Slayer · #**120** 12-09-2005, 10:25 AM

...The Morbid Slayer shot thecrap out of them with a handcannon and...