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07-08-2007, 03:19 AM
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"Ah, thanks..." Sagittarius answered Jak before hearing James yelling at him.
"Sorry man, gotta go..." He apologized before going to get the expressos. He followed the slig with a grudge, glaring at him behind his back.
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OOC: Matias getting seduced by Chris? Humphrey/Irwin porn?......Ew.
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Matias watched as Chris walked over, started tickling his neck and hip, and asking if he had to be searched.
He removed Chris's finger. "Please refrain from that. I have an unfortunate condition of being ticklish. And yes, if you are unwilling to provide the forms I must search you."
He walked past Chris, to Chris's bag, and began looking through it, carefully removing and stacking papers, odds and ends and anything else in the bag.
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OOC: Yay Slaveless. And I cannot wait for Chris' reaction to Matais' "And yes, if you are unwilling to provide the forms I must search you."

IC: "Yeah, guns, right...I'm doing things my own way, then" thought Chelon as Vernel ignored him. He looked around. Better go off and explore, since he was new. He came across a large building, with a painted sign saying 'Mess hall' on it. What in the hell was a mess hall supposed to be? He walked inside. A Big Bro and two Mudokons were inside, among others, and appeared to be cooking up a meal. So this was a cafeteria or something? There was alot of chairs and tables around. maybe they were employed as cooks or something? Well, he was pretty hungry, and what they were setting up smelt pretty nice. He went over to the nearest table and 'sat' next to it (that is, the Gloktigi equivalent, bending his elbows so he is lower to ground, and relaxing).

Stan watched the elder Mudokon go. Yep, the boss would be fairly angry if they did something they weren't meant to, and he hardly liked the thought of what he might do to these Mudokons "You heard her, guys! That Vernel will be pretty angry. And anyway, how could you resist the smell..." he inhaled deeply, enjoying the scent, and then looked through the cupboards for the larger plates, grabbed a bundle and put them on the side, then spread them out. The Elum Chubs were also supposed to be ready. He took them out and put them next to the plates. He was wondering how many he ought to put on each plate, when he saw one of the tallest creatures ever strut in, and then crouch next to the table. Damn, it was taller than himself. That was something. He looked at it, then turned to one of the Mudokons (Kole) "Hey, you know what dat thing over there is? It's pretty big..."

Chelon noticed the Big Bro point at him and turn to the Mudokons. It was either surprised at his presence, or was telling the Mudokon to perhaps prepare some extra food for him. Whichever it was, he didn't care too much, and ignored it.
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IC: Max arrived at the armory and picked himself up a grenade launcher and left the armoury towards the tower "I'll sign that paper later".

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Jak looked at the steef walk away Jak walked back to the mess hall and into the kitchen "so how is that food coming anything I can do" Jak asked.
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James marched back to the North Eastern tower as Sagittarius followed him. Upon arriving James commanded, "Slave give two of the drinks to the security currently working here, once you've done that I want mine."
Ug who knows what that Mudokon lover(Gorrck) will think when he sees me acting this way.

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Matias shy of Chris's touch removed his finger. "Please refrain from that. I have an unfortunate condition of being ticklish. And yes, if you are unwilling to provide the forms I must search you."

The Chronicler then walked off and started going through Chris's luggage. Easily twisting what Matias had implied Chris smiled, "No no Mati-love, you are looking in the wrong place."
Chris, with a mischievous smile on his face, walked up to Matias from behind, pushing his body against Matias's body. Then Chris whispered into the Chronicler's ear, "Why don't you check inside my dress?"

At the same time Jim had arrived at the Medical hut and peeked his head in to the tent to make sure it was safe. Jim was scarred for life, it appeared he was about to witness the steps one takes to make little eggs... only neither of them was a queen. Jim pulled his head back out of the hut and fell to the ground vomiting. "My poor virgin eyes..."
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07-08-2007, 12:53 PM
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OOC: I lol at Chris....Though Venks is probably gonna get a warning for being too kinky. Chris is being too promiscuous, naughty Chris, naughty Venks.

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"Yes oh mighty lord and master, just tell me who exactly to give them too and I'll do your holy command..." Sagittarius tried to hide the sarcasm in his voice.
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OOC: No, scratch that last analogy. That is the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life. And almost as gross as Arrack. I'm no homophobe, but Yeshua Masschiach on a donkey, that was creepy. You're like Lulu and I'm like Tex. I may have an established, perhaps larger fortune, but you are rising to the top like a bat out of hell. Try and keep it R-13 or lower please.

I was already sick when posting this from hunger, now it's just.. eew. Damn, now I'm tempted to bring in Malarkey in 5 pages, just to watch the hilariousity of him avoiding Chris but being Internaphiliac. Your character is like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and Big Gay Al.

For the love of God, MM, don't have Matias do a body cavity search. That can only lead to trouble and disturbingness.
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Vernel thought he heard vomiting and ran over to the medical hut. Normally, Mudokons did not vomit unless the situation was serious. He didn't care about him, just that the profits might be going down. He shouted "Clean up, beast!" to the Mudokon and peeked inside the medic hut, where he saw Chris seducing his Chronicler. Vernel was mildly homophobic, and restrained the urge to vomit. He shouted like a sick Slog to Chris;
"Why the hell is it that when anyone on this planet does sex, they have to go overboard with it! Can't you just stop being so damn outgoing! Hit on your patients and employees, no one equal to you! Domino!"
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Domino had been bored stiff for the last aeon. He, along with Banner, seemed to be at the pure beck and call of his cruel master. He longed for the 3 month waiting period to end and his master to take him back to have a nice, $2000 quiet family dinner.
Domino then heard his master's call, and ran over.
"Yes?"
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Vernel spoke to his rapidly returning Intern slave;
"Good to see you at my beck and call, boy. Go over into the medical hut. I want you to keep creepy boy distracted, then try and find some Argaiv to inject into him to calm him down. Cold shower calm."
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Domino replied to his master, thinking to complain but thinking it was all probably in the service of his country;
"Yes sir."
Domino went into the medical hut and positioned himself between the Vykker and the Chronicler, "speaking" (via font and size of text) loudly and cheerfully to the Vykker;
"Sorry to interrupt you, sir, but I'd like to share this lovely atmosphere. I'm a poor lost Intern from the streets of Nolybab who never had a home or family. I also once killed someone and feel a great and overwhelming need to be punished for my sin. How might I repent, oh master medic! How might I receive penitentianal punishment?"
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Someone has asked me to come and have a look at this since its getting unsuitable for young ages. Remember there are younger members who want to RPG but aren't going to want to think about what's going on here. In fact there are older members who don't want to think about what's going on here!

Venks, stop being gross. Everyone else can have fun and act in character to the quintology without being violent or sexual.
Pat, don't encourage him: no internophiles!

It's ok in fanfiction (as long as you warn people first) but it's not cool here. The RPGs are supposed to be suitable for everyone.
Keep it up and I'll set OANST on you. And that won't be fun for anybody.
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Someone has asked me to come and have a look at this since its getting unsuitable for young ages. Remember there are younger members who want to RPG but aren't going to want to think about what's going on here. In fact there are older members who don't want to think about what's going on here!

Venks, stop being gross. Everyone else can have fun and act in character to the quintology without being violent or sexual.
Pat, don't encourage him: no internophiles!

It's ok in fanfiction (as long as you warn people first) but it's not cool here. The RPGs are supposed to be suitable for everyone.
Keep it up and I'll set OANST on you. And that won't be fun for anybody.
xDI lol'd. Well my RP might be dead, but at least I stuck up a no cybering rule in it. All hail master Splat!
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OOC: You don't mind If I post my character bios now and enter later, do you Patrick?


Name: Barnabus (or 'Barny')

Race: Slig

Age: Around 16

Gender: Male

Appearence: Slightly taller and stands straighter than the average Slig. Normal green skin, with dark green stripes on his neck, shoulders and back. Pants are shiny and well cared for, with camo paint on the ‘thighs’.

Equipment: His rifle, and he wears gloves with spikes along the knuckles for hand-to-hand combat.

Personality: Has a military-like respect for superiors, is friendly with equals, and loves to beat up/shoot/taunt/otherwise maim Mudokons and other moving objects. Quite slow, below-average I.Q, but he sure knows how to work a gun Speak slowly when talking to Barny.

Bio: Like many Sligs, he has arrived, fresh from training camp, ready and eager to serve. He has been specially noted for his unusually high skill in brutal killing, especially with wild animals and moving targets. When he was tested for moving targets, they gave him a small rifle to shoot with. Knowing that he had no such dexterity for using the thing, he walked away, leaving his testers in a little confusion before he came back... with a rocket launcher. They passed him anyway, for his sheer brutality.
When he was tested for hand-to-hand, well, he hade himself some studded gloves, and the rest is history. He passed with flying colours.
The one thing he completely flunked (though was made up for by the other subjects) was Strategy. He couldn’t plan himself out of a paper bag. His superiors knew that, if he was all muscle, no brains, he would make the perfect soldier, and thus he was granted special honours to the camp he was assigned to.


Name: Ricardo Digiuno (calls himself Ricky)

Race: Slig

Age: Around 16

Gender: Male

Apperance: Pretty much like a normal Slig, only with slightly duller green skin, and dull yellow stripes along his neck. Physically scrawny, tends to rely on firearms to get the job done. Old-fasioned bronze-coloured pants (you know, the sort in the Slig production design pic) that has ‘R. D.’ Written in bold black paint, to make sure nobody attempts to steal them. Has spiked collar and plain black gloves.

Personality: Isn’t as interested in carnage as Barnabus is, though that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like it. Unusually intelligent, very interested in mechanics and electronics. He’s usually a little shy and anti-social, but will talked if talked to (especially by a superior). He has pride, though, and if someone insults him he will fight back. Fiercely.

Equipment: His rifle and his brains. Also, as he is like a magpie in the sense that he loves collecting shiny things, he will no doubt gather some other items to pull apart, and make things.

Bio: Like Barnabus, he is fresh out of ‘Slig highschool’, though with no special honours or mentions. He passed average overall, and his teachers said on his report card;
”Ricardo has a fairly good grip on firearms and combat, but spends far too much of his free time pulling apart items and not enough time using them.”
Despite this, he has not stopped with his thorough examinations of common objects (such as guns, pants, masks, fones, grenades (once leading to a very unfortunate mishap involving his superior, leading to two weeks confined to barracks), pens, electric toothbrushes, anything he could get his hands on. A... a nancy-boy of the Slig world, I suppose you could say.
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07-09-2007, 09:57 AM
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OOC: No ICing right now, still waiting for replies, but...lol at Chris and Matias. And, though I understand the point Splat is making, if someone is such a nitwit or whatever that they're 'offending' so much by Chris' actions that they decide not to join this thread, though I will say we don't want things going too much farther than they currently have gone, though as far as it is, it is quite amusing, really...
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OOC: Pat, Splat, don't worry- I'm keeping Matias waaaay out of Chris's clutches.
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Matias turned around to find an Intern between them.
"You killed somebody? Ah, are you the Intern named Gear who murdered 3 Circus Mudokons and a Slig Valet in an alley in Nolybab just outside Magog Coliseum? Or are you the Intern Domino who killed his master with a pillow due to a suicide note? Those are the only recent Intern killing cases I can remmeber. And I have a spotless memory."
He finished looknig through the bag. "And I believe a sufficient repentance would be to search the Vykker in front of me for a Gabbiwog licence. He is currently playing rather hard to get."
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Gorrck watched as James instructed a Steef to give out the drinks. He raised an eyebrow.
"Hey! Whatsyername! C'mere. Ya've done better than I thought you'd do. It were only a simple task, but yer've shown initiative and responsibility by gettin' someone else to do the work. Also, shows you're willing to give orders. Plus, you've somehow got a Steef under yer control, which is impressive. Tell you what, I'll give you your lunchbreak back. You certainly seem more eager than before, and more motivated."
Gorrck really couldn't work out James, one minute he was a lazy scrounger, the next an efficient Slig with an air of authority. He figured he'd either go places, or end up going mutinous.
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OOC: I really don't know what you guys are talking about, Chris was merely asking Matias to check inside his dress. Theres nothing sexual there at all... you pervs!

IC: The Steef obediently said, "Yes oh mighty lord and master, just tell me who exactly to give them too and I'll do your holy command..."
It was nice to get a little respect around here, even if it was from a Slave.
James pointed at the people he addressed, "Hand a drink over to my overseer Gorrck and my fellow guard er.. well the other dude(Mik) I don't know his name! Stop asking stupid questions!"

Suddenly Gorrck shouted, "Hey! Whatsyername! C'mere."
James didn't really care what the Slig had to say but walked over to him anyways. The Slig started talking enthusiastically, "Blah blah blah initiative and responsibility blah blah. Steef blah impressive. Blah blah lunchbreak back."
Hearing what he wanted to hear James said, "Whatever..." and started off towards the mess hall. He grabbed his expresso from the stupid Steef as he passed him. James looked up into the air wondering what if would be like to fly through the sky.

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As Chris tried to seduce Matias a troublesome Intern(Domino) got in between them and said rather cheerfully, "Sorry to interrupt you, sir, but I'd like to share this lovely atmosphere. I'm a poor lost Intern from the streets of Nolybab who never had a home or family. I also once killed someone and feel a great and overwhelming need to be punished for my sin. How might I repent, oh master medic! How might I receive penitentianal punishment?"

Chris just stared at the Intern for a moment wondering why the foolish thing had got in the way of him expressing his love. Before Chris could say anything, however, Matias interrupted, I believe a sufficient repentance would be to search the Vykker in front of me for a Gabbiwog license. He is currently playing rather hard to get."

Chris tried to calm himself down, these two were just irking him to no end. "Heres your stupid license!" Chris reached into his dress where there was a small hidden pocket at the chest. The surgeon pulled out a wallet and from it retrieved a Gobbiwog license and roughly handed it to the Chronicler.

Chris stared angrily at the Intern saying, "Look here you little masochist. I'm a highly respected doctor and don't have time for your petty thrills. You may have assumed by seeing my precious moment with Matias that I was someone you could come to for a cheap fix, but let me clear that image from your head permanently. I'M NOT A WHORE! GET OUT OF MY MEDICAL HUT RIGHT NOW! JIM YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING MUDOKON ESCORT THIS THING OUT OF HERE!"

OOC: Chris is always happy to go along with something someone suggests, but Chris doesn't want to be viewed as a whore.
Denial.

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IC: Jim pushed himself up from the ground weakly having just vomited. Caring as ever Vernel shouted at him, Clean up, beast!"
Jim started using his raggedy towel to clean the mess when he heard Chris scream, "I'M NOT A WHORE! GET OUT OF MY MEDICAL HUT RIGHT NOW! JIM YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING MUDOKON ESCORT THIS THING OUT OF HERE!"
Jim sighed and walked into the tent looking for a thing. Spotting the Intern(Domino) Jim grabbed his arm and said, "Ready to go?"
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07-09-2007, 04:29 PM
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OOC: MM, Domino's master is still alive. He's just on vacation. This is set before AE, thus Dripik is alive. MO is a day after AE, and the day after MO is when Domino's master commited suicide because he thought Praetyre and his wife were dead (in actuality, only his wife, the Vykker who raised the Gabbiar bid to $1,000,000, was dead)

Thank you Splat. I won't encourage him. Then again, I suppose it's my fault for setting a trend. First vomit inducing Sligs, then BDSM victim Intern
s (in the words of the immortal MM), then Nazi jackoff Sligs running Chinese organ operations, now someone else has decided to invade. Someone had to draw the line, and I'm glad it was you. I set a maximum of R-13 (which, for a comparison, would have the level of language, violence, and sex as Hot Fuzz), a limit I myself try to keep to, as the general age of this forum's members (plus the protection with COPPA)

And on Chris, if a hermaphroditic bisexual running a line seductively down to someone's hip, suggestively talking, bumping them like some kind of serial rapist, and asking them to reach inside one's dress isn't sexual, then I suppose Arrack is actually the world's sexiest Slig, Praetyre is sadistic and a hobo with no medical experience, Domino is a heterosexual with a happy life, the ability to talk, and a virgin, Vernel is a lovely, happy Slig who has sworn vows of celibacy and acts kindly to all creatures, Banner is an intelligent Big Bro with no trauma who isn't afraid to speak his mind, and I'm not the one who caused the whole Guardian staff to mysteriously die horrible deaths.

Also, don't send OANST. If so, I'm calling Nate.
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Vernel stepped into the medical hut;
"I sent him in. He's no murderer or city boy, he's my secretary. And you sir, have crossed the bounds of acceptable behaviour to other employees of similar statue. By all means, I don't care if you brutalise, molest, torture, and seduce animals like Mudokons, Steefs, or even injured Sligs of a lower rank than sergeant, but do not harass the bureaucratic staff, me, or any one who you are equal or roughly equal too. That's just bad business, and by the way, call me Vernie or any other cute name and I will personally put a bullet through your skull! So clean up the act, queen of the castle, or this dragon is gonna take you away, and no knight in shining armour is gonna save you!"
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Sagittarius razzed behind James's back, sighed and handed an expresso to Gorrk and Mik. "Here ya go boys." He said cheerfully. "Anything else I'm supposed to do around here?"
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OOC: Oh, right. I'm getting so confused with Domino's timeline. So this is BEFORE he met Malarkey? In that case I presume he and Domino would have had no history upon meeting in this RP. And when Domino said he'd killed, he was simply trying to get Chris's attention?Also, in reference to your R-13 description, I bought Hot Fuzz on DVD last Sunday.

Gorrck and Mik each accpeted the drinks.
Gorrck was the one to give Sagittarius orders "Firstly, what's yer name? Secondly, if you want orders, then go out of the camp and round up some Scrabs, Paramites and Meeps for a food stockpile. If you see any Natives then trank 'em and bring em in too. Do good and I'll let you have some of the food."
He drank some of the expresso then turned to Mik. "An you. Make yerself useful fer once. Go with him."
Mik retorted "But I've been told to stay sniper. I'm not part of the hunting party."
Gorrck advanced on him. "I'm yer superior, I give the orders. Do it, or I'm taking yer drink."
Mik narrowed his eyes behind his mask, and started walking out of the tower, gripping Sagittarius by the arm.
"C'mon. Off we go hunting. If I'd known this was my job I'd have stayed in the Barracks. I thought this'd be a nice fun camp mission, but no, I get the role of Scrab hunter."
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Matias turned to Vernel.
"Harass? He wasn't technically harassing me, merely providing me with the Gabbiwog licence. Very delayed. And he exposed my ticklishness, which, though inconvenient, is bearable."
He then checked the licence. Matias was trying to be careful with his words, to avoid further giving Chris the idea that he viewed him as a whore. But Matias' mind was bureaucratic, and as such, both the words 'Whore' and 'Tact' were totally alien to him.
"All seems to be in order. Now, if you're going to be befriending creatures I think I'd better check you avoid breaking any kind of protocol. There are still laws against Internophilia, after all."
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"My name is Sagittarius..." Sagittarius answered Gorrck before walked off arm in arm with Mik.
"Sooo, what's ya name and how did ya get here? I got here through winding up in a fuzzle crate..." At the memory, he scratched one of his scars.
"Man, they still itch...."
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OOC: As of tomorrow night, I will not be able to role play until next week.

@Splat: Okay.

@Patrick Vykkers: Where's Banner? Haven't seen him in a while.

And do you need another surgeon? I could work one out. I have been dying to make a successful Vykker lately.

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Cora was glad that the Slig had eagerly gone away from his furry, strange looking friend and went off back to the Mess Hall. She felt bad that the Slig had to leave from their bonding and go back work, but the friend already had left due to another Slig. She also needed to get back inside to the Mess Hall, one of the Sligs might get angry at her. Sligs were never easy to deal with.

They were always looking for a Mudokon to screw up and when one did, they would harass and beat. Even though most did not follow the law themselves, they were a little jealous of other species' abilities. Sligs wanted to get Mudokons for messing up. And with a Slig in charge, things might get really hard. Beatings for something simple could be the result. But she was taught that people would kill for jobs like a Mudokon's, so they had to make they don't ruin the chance of working. No wonder the Sligs were jealous of them!

Yet Cora felt as if that wasn't really true. She questioned that belief now and days, because many times she was considered to be killed because she was old. Why did Sligs and Glukkons want to kill her for doing the best job in the world? Did they hate her? Why was that? She didn't have the answers, but she knew one thing. Maybe what Kole was saying was a little true. Were Mudokons being tortured?

Cora let that go in her mind. She didn't need to think all of this. It made her distracted from her wonderful job. She found her way to the Mess Hall and entered.

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Kole heard that the Big Bro was talking about screwing up and angering the boss. That brought back memories of guilt, pain, hatred, torture, and betrayal from himself. Kole stopped to be absolutely be enraged from the past. Everything he was taught were lies, lies! He thought he had such a great job! But no, he was really a piece of trash in the eyes of Mudokons! He learned from the Tear X-Tractor that the Glukkons were heartless! They cared nothing for Mudokons! Why else would he be on an machine that nearily killed him, made him lose his youth, and part of his tear gland? He thought the Mudokons on the Tear X-Tractors weren't really in a whole lot of pain, and were Mudokons that didn't understand how good they had it. But the Glukkons tortured him because of an honest mistake. That was inhumane! What monsters!

Blinking so hard that he actually relaxed, he heard that the Slig had spoke to him again. He had to snap back into reality and just deal with the Glukkons and Sligs. There were no Glukkons here, and no Sligs had a grudge against him here. His life wasn't as hard as it was at SoulStorm Brewery. Maybe he could just hear what this Slig had to say.

It was talking about some visitor they had. Kole didn't look at it first, being that he had a job. He placed two sheets of Spooce bread on each plate they had, and then found himself over to the Elum Chubs. They were suppose to be in threes on each plate, like he intended. Since they were fresh from the oven, he had to use some safety utensils. He went to a drawer and drew out a fork. Keeping the fork in his awkard hand, he stabbed the fork into one of the Elum Chubs and flicked it off the fork when it was over a plate. He got all fiveteen onto five different plates, and had each near the bread. About five plates were finished. He would need to make about ten more. But that was assuming no one had came afterwards. If more came, at least they had the ingreidents.

Next, he glanced at the funny looking fellow the Big Bro was talking about. He had never seen such a tall, weird looking creature before. Then again, all Sligs looked a little strange too. But this was just odd. He guessed he would be encountering new people in this camp now and days. Kole kept the Slig comment to himself and said, "Well, I have never seen such a guy before, not even on the Tube. I'm pretty restricted to what I see. New people are bound to be seen around here."

The Slig that ditched him had came back and he was ready for him. He grumbled from his sight at first and first said to the Slig in the low tone, "Well, first of all, have patience with me. I can't responde in an instant all the time!

And second of all, you could scramble the Clakkerz eggs. Those need to be prepared. We already have our first viewer,"

Cora resented the fact that Kole seemed to be losing his patience again too easily. But he seemed to calm down afterwards, so that relaxed her a bit. She realized she did not have a job, so she said, "What can I do, hon?"

"How about dipping honey on the Elum Chubs and opple sause on the bread?"

"Seems pretty good to me.", responded Cora. She left off to the plates to get the liquids. She would start her job from there.

Kole went back to the bags of bread, and got himself ten more sheets of Spooce bread. He placed the cooking oil back onto pan and started to start the stove. Kole had a job to do as well.
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Name:
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Gender: Male
Species: Mudokon
Age: 14
Physical Description: Is very tall and lean, with bulging eyes. He has red feathers on his head that reach almost up to his eyes. Georgiy also wears a black loin cloth. He has cloth around his feet and hands too (much like the earlier designs of Abe had).
Equipment: He keeps a stone-carved knife in his loin cloth secretly, but is seen holding a wet towel.
Personality: Very lazy and unenthusiastic. He only seems to be cheerful when a guard passes by, but is usually sighing and sometimes even sleeping on the job..err..if you call it a job.
Biography: Georgiy was born in Rupture Farms 1703, and was only taught how to wipe walls. That was even too much for him. He knew he wasn't made to do that, but figured ah what the hay. So he is one of the many ordinary Mudokons, who don't bother calculating any escape routes, don't attack and rebel, who don't commit suicide, and those who refuse to work and get shot down. Georgiy doesn't have much of a back story, since he never took action and has always done his "job", he never got into any trouble. Since he had was a well mattered slave, not causing any trouble, the Glukkons considered that he would be useful at Camp #7002. So, he was transported there, and soon started to get tired of the same routine. So now he plans on taking ACTION!
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IC: "Looks more like a creature rather dan a guy...I'll ask Vernel later, I suppose..." Stan then turned to the eggs. Couldn't hurt to do some himself, could it? Scramble them...they'd been taught originally some very basic cooking skills incase they ended up in that kind of job, teaching everyone rather than spending more money deciding for particular classes to put Sligs in. It was essentially only things like turning the oven on, but oddly enough, they'd been given some tips on cooking with eggs, though never got the opportunity. He supposed 10 would do for now. He looked through a few cupboards and found a big bowl...appeared to be a mixing bowl, based on the pictures. Then cracking the eggs...hopefully his hands wouldn't be too big. He picked up an egg between one finger and his thumb, and attempted to crack it on the edge of the bowl. He hit too hard, and egg splatted onto the table. he grabbed a kitchen tissue to clear it up quickly, binned it and tried again. He very gently tried to hit it on the edge, and even then the bowl rocked slightly. He then lifted it over, and used both hands to open the egg over the bowl. Hmm, that didn't work out too badly. he repeated this with 9 eggs, so ten were in the bowl. So, scrambling eggs...he needed a whisk, right? He looked in the cupboard, and saw a simple, handheld whisk. This oughn't be too hard, as long as he didn't throw egg everywhere. He put it in the bowl and gently moved it round, and sped up until the egg was spinning round in the bowl, nearish the edge. He threw the whisk into the sink afterwards. He then looked into the bowl. What did he do with the eggs now?...

Chelon waited patiently. Some of the plates were being filled with food already. He could hardly wait for some actual food, though he showed nothing on the outside...maybe he ought to do something while waiting, rather than just sit around? He got up, and started wondering around a little, before looking over to the kitchen. He went over and looked at what was going on. He then detected a scent...must be the food. Never smelt anything so nice before..."Smells nice" he said, before continuing to just stand there, observing various implements in the kitchen.

Stan looked up, noticing the creature had come over, then it spoke...was it normal for this, uh, whatever-it-was to be speaking? "Uh...thanks" he said, before averting his gaze and looking to the Mudokons. He held up the bowl to the female one "So, uh, what should I do with these now?"

OOC: Now to wait a week for Slaveless' return >.<
Maybe I'll end up making another character, if only to be doing something...hm, there aren't any natives yet...mebbe, mebbe not.
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Mik glanced briefly at Sagitarrius.
"Oh right. My name's Mik. I kinda volunteered fer this mission. I thought it'd be a good fun stakeout, an' I could practice playing my harmoncia, work on my sniping, but so far I've been couped up in that tower with Gorrck. He's a strict bastard, nicked my harmonica."
He continued walking with Sagitarrius, reaching the perimeter gate and opening it. He walked out, and loaded his rifle, removing the sniper extension.
"Now to bag ourselves some dinner."
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Sagittarius smiled at being able to talk to someone, before hearing what he said last and seeing him with a gun. He froze on the spot with a pale face, realising he was expected to kill again. He took steps back, before charging away in the opposite direction.
"I'm sorry, but I can't kill people..." He uttered quickly before running away from Mik.
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Mik spun round and ran, then grabbed Sagitarrius.
"No! Not kill people. Just a couple of critters for food. You're a Steef, I thought you guys spent your whole lives hunting animals?"
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Sagittarius stood shaking, before turning back to Mik.
"Sorry...Thought you meant people..." He answered. He brreathed in shaky breaths.
"Look, I just don't wanna kill anything, thats why I became a slave in the first place...Just...Look, you can kill animals away from me, but just..." He stopped as he had no idea what to say.
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Jak looked at the mud (Kole) "I don't like your tone you need to lighten up" he walked and picked up the eggs cracked them into a bowl added some milk and started to beat them with a whisk
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Vernel barged into the tent, trying to make matters better or worse was indiscernible. At the mention of a dragon, a damsel in distress, and a knight in shiny armor, naughty memories crept into Chris's head.
Very unexpectedly Matias stepped up to Vernel seemingly protecting Chris, but not even a moment passed and the same Chronicler said, "Now, if you're going to be befriending creatures I think I'd better check you avoid breaking any kind of protocol. There are still laws against Internophilia, after all."

Anger boiled Chris's blood, but still mildly pleased by the Chronicler's former action, Chris decided to let the last remark slide. "Don't worry Mati-love."

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Jim shrugged and let go of Domino, apparently no longer needed. The Mudokon went back outside to clean up his vomit. Somehow this wasn't how he expected his first day to go at all.

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James entered the mess hall, the first thing he saw was a giant purple animal moving in the kitchen. James just stared, not sure what to do.
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Vernel shouted to Chris after hearing him again inappropriately address Matias;
"Don't call him that unless he gives you permission. I'm running a slave organ and military establishment operation here, not an adult resort in Nas Ocsisnarf. Do anything creepy again, and I promise I'll march you at gunpoint into a shower and turn it on so cold, it could give a Grubb frostbite! If you try and get away, you will spending the next 5 years in a wheelchair!"
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