Zombie Apocalypse -

Bullet Magnet · #91 05-24-2010, 09:56 AM

A regular mountain man is our OANST.

Sekto Springs · #92 05-24-2010, 09:56 AM

You would all make Les Stroud proud.

PalezQkkeli · #93 05-25-2010, 10:18 AM

I've never been so happy about anything as I am happy of this thread :')

Anyway If you'd buy those lighter-thingies which only produce sparks. They don't wear out too fast..

Sekto Springs · #94 05-26-2010, 06:15 PM

My school held an awards ceremony today. My aforementioned teacher, Bob, liked my thesis on Z-day so much that he awarded me "Most Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse".

Too bad I can't find the contents of the paper. Ah well.

Grieva · #95 05-26-2010, 06:20 PM

Alternatively, he may have read your thesis and concluded that you had no brains.

Sekto Springs · #96 05-26-2010, 06:24 PM

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Alternatively, he may have read your thesis and concluded that you had no brains.

Also very likely.

Dixanadu · #97 05-27-2010, 07:55 PM

Zombies do not exist... Did your parents not tell you all?

mr.odd · #98 05-27-2010, 08:13 PM

Try telling that to the zombies.

Grieva · #99 05-27-2010, 08:17 PM

Ah, I remember the day my father took me on his knee and said "Son, I think your old enough now to know the truth; zombies aren't real, the groaning you hear at night is just your mother."

Dixanadu · #**100** 05-27-2010, 08:21 PM

What do vegetarian zombies say? "GRAAIINSS...GRAIINS!" How about a railroad zombie?

Josh · #**101** 05-27-2010, 11:32 PM

"Pleaaassee step off the plaaatttfooormmm. Miiind the gaaap."

Sekto Springs · #**102** 05-28-2010, 12:38 AM

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"Pleaaassee step off the plaaatttfooormmm. Miiind the gaaap."

I read this with a cockney accent and lol'd.

Dixanadu · #**103** 05-28-2010, 12:52 AM

Rockets don't work good against zombies.

MA · #**104** 05-28-2010, 04:55 AM

Dixanadu's don't work good against threads.

Ridg3 · #**105** 05-28-2010, 04:59 AM

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Rockets don't work good against zombies.

That's such a stupide comment...last I checked, robots were quite good at being resistant to the zombie virus. Actually, I'm going to start building a legion of warrior zombie fighting robots to counter the zombie apocalypse, all I need is styrofoam, wires and a 9800gtx+ graphics card.

MA · #**106** 05-28-2010, 05:00 AM

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That's such a stupide comment...

you're French now?

Ridg3 · #**107** 05-28-2010, 05:06 AM

Baby, I can be whatever you want me to be...within limits of course.

MA · #**108** 05-28-2010, 05:13 AM

MM already bagsy'd the French Spy role.

Ridg3 · #**109** 05-28-2010, 05:19 AM

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MM already bagsy'd the French Spy role.

Impossible...the French are cowards and to have them go through covert espionage missions is just completely out of the question.

MA · #**110** 05-28-2010, 05:27 AM

but there's French, then there's frog.

How To Be Racist.

MeechMunchie · #**111** 05-28-2010, 07:46 AM

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MM already bagsy'd the French Spy role.

Oui-oui, mah petit fleur.

STM · #**112** 05-28-2010, 08:34 AM

baise tu aye!

MeechMunchie · #**113** 05-28-2010, 11:48 AM

What the flip is wrong with you?

Josh · #**114** 05-28-2010, 11:50 AM

Le Quasson.

MeechMunchie · #**115** 05-28-2010, 12:03 PM

Murky Bucket.

Dixanadu · #**116** 05-28-2010, 05:45 PM

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baise tu aye!

Fuck up.

***Nate*** · #**117** 05-28-2010, 06:21 PM

Tais-toi et revenir sur le sujet.

Sekto Springs · #**118** 05-28-2010, 07:43 PM

Dixanadu · #**119** 05-28-2010, 07:51 PM

Well. Fucking. Played.

STM · #**120** 05-29-2010, 02:45 AM

Fucking brilliant!