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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

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If a cat smokes in a forest and no one is around to see it, does it have lips?
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God, this is the most I've laughed in a while.
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One time, at christ camp, I was a good boy, and went to bed on time after saying my prayers, cause those fuckers are mean and vindictive.
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If a cat smokes in a forest, does it get lung cancer?
Yes it does.
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Cats don't smoke.
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One time, at christ camp, I was a good boy, and went to bed on time after saying my prayers, cause those fuckers are mean and vindictive.
As soon as I wrote that last post I knew I was going to get something like that.
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Cats don't smoke.
There’s probably some animal abuser out their who got one to do it.
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“I always believe the movies I've made are smarter than the way they are perceived by sort of mass culture and by the critics,” Snyder said, a statement he immediately followed by saying, “Also, ‘It looks like a video game.’

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But..but. That's inhumane.
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There’s probably some animal abuser out their who got one to do it.
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I've been called a PornBot and an Animal Abuser. These forums are very friendly, but fun at the same time

And I wouldn't hurt an animal, I find that the same level as hurting a human.

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LOL - Anacronym - therefore, capitals.
I would never have noticed that error.
I've highligheted on error in a bold description of what was wrong. Do you notice what else I changed in your post?
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.

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I've highligheted on error in a bold description of what was wrong. Do you notice what else I changed in your post?
"Of" is now "Have".

My grammar isn't perfect. I'm sure we have gone over this before?
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Ohhhh, it was grammar. I thought maybe he found a dead possum smoking a cigar, hidden somewhere within your lines of text.


Someone please let me know when I have beaten this particular joke to the point of extinction. I'm too close to it. I can't tell.
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06-11-2009, 01:56 PM
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I reckon its getting close.
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I reckon that "of" means a completely different thing than "have", and so no matter how bad your grammar, you should be able to get it right.

I feel another negrep from Max coming on. I'd better stop.
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so thats who -repped you before.
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You did offer for anyone to -rep you though.
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I reckon its getting close.
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I suppose, I thought you meant its getting close to the end, so...
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Once you have changed your avatar make sure to post here so I can supply you with a dose of my massive posrep. That's right. There are incentives!
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I'm the original!
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done
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