Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer -

GrigtheSlig · #91 07-30-2003, 11:38 PM

A. OK, Yes!

Q. Who has bugbites on there legs right now?

oddguy · #92 07-31-2003, 02:03 AM

A: I'm guessing you!

Q: E= what?

GrigtheSlig · #93 07-31-2003, 02:53 AM

A. XYZ

Q. Who do you think you are?!?!?

SeaRex · #94 07-31-2003, 03:56 AM

Q: Why the f*ck is this thread still open?

oddguy · #95 07-31-2003, 05:06 AM

:

Originally posted by SeaRex
Q: Why the f*ck is this thread still open?

A: I dunno. *cough*It's an easy way to get higher rank though!*cough*

Q: Who here has wooden teeth?!

MrBoj · #96 07-31-2003, 05:45 PM

oddguy · #97 07-31-2003, 09:34 PM

Q: If someone with wooden teeth eats salsa, does their mouth catch fire?

GrigtheSlig · #98 08-01-2003, 12:22 AM

A. *running around, screaming and crying* YES!!!

Q.If there was another letter in the alphabet, what would it sound like?

oddguy · #99 08-01-2003, 03:56 AM

A: It'd go Moo!

Q: Where do the gum-gnomes live?

paramiteabe · #**100** 08-01-2003, 04:04 AM

A. up my nose in a buger!

Q. If the sky is plad and I ate a cookie what number is number 8?

oddguy · #**101** 08-01-2003, 11:16 AM

A: Ummm.....I know this one! *thinks really hard* Um....2! Yes 2!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

GrigtheSlig · #**102** 08-01-2003, 10:15 PM

A. Cus I said so!!!

Q. How do you say Supercalafragalisticexpealidosions in Spanish?

oddguy · #**103** 08-01-2003, 11:00 PM

A: El Supercalafragalisticexpealidosioucio!

Q: What is the meaning of life?

GrigtheSlig · #**104** 08-02-2003, 12:08 AM

A.Eating!

Q. Why does it rain jello squares where I live, not that I dislike it!

LuLu_Fund · #**105** 08-02-2003, 10:32 AM

A: Because you're deluded and probably hungry!

Q: Why do I say tomato and you say tomato?

GrigtheSlig · #**106** 08-02-2003, 06:36 PM

A. Cause I like oranges!

Q. Why do we have to sleep?

OANST · #**107** 08-02-2003, 08:35 PM

A. so my vaginal warts can heal
Q.If I'm here and you're there and Jesus was a Jew then why do I feel so funny when I'm smoking banana peals?

LuLu_Fund · #**108** 08-02-2003, 10:47 PM

A: Search me.

Q: What the hail was that about?

oddguy · #**109** 08-02-2003, 11:15 PM

A: Something stupid I wager.

Q: Who likes spam, the untasty meat kind?

LuLu_Fund · #**110** 08-02-2003, 11:38 PM

A: I used to... and that's saying something.

Q: How long can you hold your breath for?

GrigtheSlig · #**111** 08-03-2003, 12:16 AM

A. 15 years and counting!

Q.Why does the moon glow so brightly???

oddguy · #**112** 08-03-2003, 03:28 AM

A: Because it can!

Q: Who wants to go to space?!

GrigtheSlig · #**113** 08-03-2003, 03:43 AM

A. Maybe later, the movies are closer!

Q. Like, dude?

LuLu_Fund · #**114** 08-03-2003, 05:56 AM

A: Like, ahuh

Q: Why does Hank call his daughter Horghetta and bath her in cellophane when her mom yell "Mah-man-ah-cudda-tikka-book-corsa-candy" with her butt clenched?

GrigtheSlig · #**115** 08-03-2003, 06:25 AM

A. Cause the moon is in the perfect position for a summoning ritual!

Q. Why can't you look directly at the sun?

LuLu_Fund · #**116** 08-03-2003, 09:33 AM

Apparently it can make you go blind.... but I always stare at the sun and it never does me any harm.

Now, where did I put my glasses???

paramiteabe · #**117** 08-03-2003, 12:46 PM

By putting it across a peanut

Where is my nose?

OANST · #**118** 08-03-2003, 04:23 PM

A. in my small intestine

Q. if 2 plus 2 always equals five then how come your mom won't stop coming over?

GrigtheSlig · #**119** 08-03-2003, 07:18 PM

A. Cause she want's you!

Q. Why do the bugs always fly into the lights?

OANST · #**120** 08-03-2003, 07:21 PM

A.electricity is damn sexy

Q.Why? just why?