Bits and Pieces VI (Charlie sucks balls edition) -

Mac Sirloin · #**1111** 08-04-2011, 01:10 AM

I liked this show better when it was called Sailor Moon and had talking cats instead of horrific gem demons.

Strike Witch · #**1112** 08-04-2011, 01:18 AM

Oh, it has a cat.

Who is voiced by the lady who originally voiced Sailor Moon, ironically enough.

Mac Sirloin · #**1113** 08-04-2011, 01:20 AM

So many little gem monsters. Oh my god

Anyway, Mocha Shakah Khan.

***Nate*** · #**1114** 08-04-2011, 11:03 AM

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Thats a bit of a overstrech. Its good but you cannot beat GlaDOS

Bear in mind that Ellen McLain is also a professional opera singer.

Ridg3 · #**1115** 08-04-2011, 11:48 AM

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Oh, it has a cat.

Who is voiced by the lady who originally voiced Sailor Moon, ironically enough.

Ironic indeed.

Wings of Fire · #**1116** 08-04-2011, 11:55 AM

Sailor Moon's voice actor also played the alcoholic woman in Neon Genesis Evangelion who wants to fuck the underage main character.

Is this also ironic?

Emesdee · #**1117** 08-05-2011, 07:44 AM

Wings of Fire · #**1118** 08-05-2011, 08:01 AM

Dynamithix · #**1119** 08-05-2011, 08:04 AM

Funny. In Finland, they're dropping the price by 100€ which is almost 120$.

Wings of Fire · #**1120** 08-05-2011, 08:17 AM

Ridg3 · #**1121** 08-08-2011, 01:03 PM

http://www.tbitw.com/

I'm going to get neg-repped for this and I don't care.

Dynamithix · #**1122** 08-08-2011, 01:26 PM

I'm too scared to click either of the buttons. D:

Havoc · #**1123** 08-09-2011, 01:42 AM

Bird is the word, by any chance? I'm not clicking either.

Manco · #**1124** 08-09-2011, 03:17 AM

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Bird is the word, by any chance? I'm not clicking either.

Yes it is.

Wings of Fire · #**1125** 08-09-2011, 08:10 PM

http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_N...a_Paper_Towel/

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Rick Santorum tried again to explain why gays shouldn't be allowed to get married, and this time he went all "metaphysical."

The San Francisco Chroniclecaught the moment on tape as Santorum stood before a small gathering of Iowans at a Hy-Vee grocery store, where customers filled drink cups and went on about their business while he spoke. The former Pennsylvania senator needed to get the voters' attention.

"This," he said suddenly, "is a napkin."

Santorum appears to yank a brown piece of paper, which might very well be a napkin, from a nearby dispenser.

"I can call this napkin a paper towel," he said. "But it is a napkin. And why? Because it is what it is. Right? You can call it whatever you want, but it doesn't change the character of what it is."

Santorum said his reasoning was "sort of the metaphysical. Right?"

No one can be heard on the tape in response.

"So when people come out and say that marriage is something else — marriage is the marriage of five people, five, 10, 20. Marriage can be between fathers and daughters. Marriage can be between any two people, any four people, any 10 people, it can be any kind of relationship and we can call it marriage. But it doesn't make it marriage. Why? Because there are certain qualities and certain things that attach to the definition of what marriage is."

And then he held the "napkin" up again to drive home the point.

***Nate*** · #**1126** 08-09-2011, 09:51 PM

And he wonders why people assigned a dictionary definition to his name.

Gwan-Thwei · #**1127** 08-10-2011, 09:34 AM

Even funnier is that Santorum has earned a much viler definition in Urban Dictionary:
The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.

LOL

Ridg3 · #**1128** 08-10-2011, 10:05 AM

This is fake but I laughed regardless.

Mac Sirloin · #**1129** 08-10-2011, 04:19 PM

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Even funnier is that Santorum has earned a much viler definition in Urban Dictionary:
The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.

LOL

Dynamithix · #**1130** 08-11-2011, 03:14 AM

I want one of these!

DarkHoodness · #**1131** 08-11-2011, 04:13 AM

Wow, me too. That's some damned awesome work - The person who made that has a huge attention to detail and replicated him perfectly. I wonder how easily one could make a fully mechanical version.

EDIT:

Someone else made a turret.

EDIT 2:

This guy is a legend:

MeechMunchie · #**1132** 08-11-2011, 08:24 AM

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Huh... ever feel like you're the last sane man in an insane world?

You mean that's you? That can't be, because I'm the last sane man in an insane world. That is my dream, you can't just steal a man's dream.

Last two sane men, then.

No, there can only be one, like in that movie where there could be only one, and in the end there was only one dude left, because that was the point.

If I made another Quotes Thread would anyone post in it?

Strike Witch · #**1133** 08-11-2011, 11:43 AM

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All Time Top 100 Stars at the Box Office
Name Movies Total Box Office Average
1 Frank Welker 96 $6,235,136,592 $64,949,340
2 Samuel L. Jackson 85 $5,235,194,441 $61,590,523
3 Tom Hanks 44 $4,449,575,685 $101,126,720
4 John Ratzenberger 32 $3,906,072,112 $122,064,754
5 Harrison Ford 41 $3,734,158,473 $91,077,036
6 Eddie Murphy 36 $3,710,539,654 $103,070,546
7 Warwick Davis 18 $3,462,496,393 $192,360,911
8 Tom Cruise 35 $3,355,726,795 $95,877,908
9 Jack Angel 28 $3,317,891,129 $118,496,112
10 Hugo Weaving 22 $3,295,379,728 $149,789,988
11 Alan Rickman 32 $3,282,701,342 $102,584,417
12 Morgan Freeman 52 $3,276,684,552 $63,013,164
13 Robin Williams 58 $3,234,383,008 $55,765,224
14 James Earl Jones 47 $3,230,999,119 $68,744,662
15 Bruce Willis 62 $3,219,241,578 $51,923,251
16 Gary Oldman 34 $3,180,467,968 $93,543,176
17 Robbie Coltrane 33 $3,117,670,248 $94,474,856
18 Johnny Depp 47 $3,115,401,205 $66,285,132
19 Stan Lee 16 $3,070,855,872 $191,928,492
20 Mickie McGowan 25 $3,011,117,406 $120,444,696
21 Owen Wilson 37 $2,988,988,425 $80,783,471
22 Maggie Smith 35 $2,955,507,740 $84,443,078
23 Cameron Diaz 32 $2,903,979,877 $90,749,371
24 John Cleese 42 $2,840,911,712 $67,640,755
25 Phil Proctor 28 $2,829,389,517 $101,049,626
26 Matt Damon 45 $2,689,186,399 $59,759,698
27 Timothy Spall 35 $2,635,108,753 $75,288,822
28 John Travolta 43 $2,618,688,116 $60,899,724
29 Kathy Bates 51 $2,610,778,477 $51,191,735
30 Helena Bonham Carter 32 $2,599,197,108 $81,224,910
31 Michael Papajohn 30 $2,597,789,528 $86,592,984
32 Jim Cummings 31 $2,597,456,460 $83,788,918
33 Ben Stiller 43 $2,589,606,827 $60,223,415
34 Frank Oz 24 $2,562,233,313 $106,759,721
35 Julia Roberts 38 $2,558,723,218 $67,334,822
36 Robert De Niro 64 $2,556,011,900 $39,937,686
37 Michael Gambon 41 $2,546,080,343 $62,099,521
38 Jim Carrey 32 $2,545,059,926 $79,533,123
39 Dustin Hoffman 41 $2,544,485,190 $62,060,614
40 Will Smith 20 $2,542,908,988 $127,145,449
41 Liam Neeson 53 $2,534,855,411 $47,827,461
42 Willem Dafoe 53 $2,507,714,745 $47,315,373
43 Sherry Lynn 24 $2,506,090,154 $104,420,423
44 Tom Felton 11 $2,459,130,352 $223,557,305
45 Sigourney Weaver 46 $2,454,208,843 $53,352,366
46 Jason Isaacs 27 $2,441,775,277 $90,436,121
47 Clint Howard 46 $2,433,232,336 $52,896,355
48 Devon Murray 11 $2,427,958,537 $220,723,503
49 Michael Caine 52 $2,420,459,912 $46,547,306
50 Richard Griffiths 28 $2,400,880,210 $85,745,722

Way to go frank.