Bits and Pieces V -

STM · #**1111** 10-18-2010, 01:22 PM

this and this

= recent internet phenomenon

Bullet Magnet · #**1112** 10-18-2010, 01:26 PM

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What the hell did I just read?

I don't understand.

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Why does the purple one only have one boob?

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Why is he groping her in the last panel?

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That was the only part that made sense to me. Titties are made for groping.

They're demons of Slaanesh. Their sheer sexual pain/pleasure perversion makes the Tainted Coil look Christian.

OANST · #**1113** 10-18-2010, 02:04 PM

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They're demons of Slaanesh. Their sheer sexual pain/pleasure perversion makes the Tainted Coil look Christian.

Yes. That's very interesting. Yes. I am interested in this. Yes. No, I'm not.

MeechMunchie · #**1114** 10-18-2010, 02:08 PM

If you didn't understand that comic, you will never understand why 40kers love Chaos. I suggest you don't worry about it. We are a small and insignificant minority.

enchilado · #**1115** 10-18-2010, 02:22 PM

I don't understand it, but I thought it was funny.

OANST · #**1116** 10-18-2010, 02:24 PM

I've got one up on you. I neither understood it, nor thought it was funny.

MeechMunchie · #**1117** 10-18-2010, 02:26 PM

I'll meet your lack of understanding and amusement and raise you a lack of sarcasm.

Strike Witch · #**1118** 10-18-2010, 02:29 PM

Basically, in the future there's a giant space magic hole where demons live. There's for demon gods:

Khorne, god of killing things and skulls
Nurgle, god of fat smelly zombies and disgusting things
Slaanesh, god of creepy deviantart porn and LSD
Tzeentch, god of really really complicated plans

And they have lots of armies that go around and kill people.

You know, like everything else in 40K.

enchilado · #**1119** 10-18-2010, 02:29 PM

EDIT: SW posted.

Please wait while I think up some witty edit text.

MeechMunchie · #**1120** 10-18-2010, 02:32 PM

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Basically, in the future there's a giant space magic hole where demons live. There's four demon gods:

Khorne, god of killing things and skulls
Nurgle, god of fat smelly zombies and disgusting things
Slaanesh, god of creepy deviantart porn and LSD
Tzeentch, god of really really complicated plans

And they have lots of armies that go around and kill people.

You know, like everything else in 40K.

I could go into a long and boring post about how each one reflects aspects of man's insecurities, but I know better. Also, Tzeentch is god of magic.

Wings of Fire · #**1121** 10-18-2010, 02:53 PM

Nerds.

OANST · #**1122** 10-18-2010, 02:58 PM

I could go into a long and boring post about how some people think that these broad stroke generalizations are actually apt portrayals of the human condition, but I know better.

Bullet Magnet · #**1123** 10-18-2010, 03:32 PM

They're not supposed to be apt, they're fucking Chaos!

I will keep this up, and I'm not even into WH40K.

That may be untrue.

Strike Witch · #**1124** 10-19-2010, 02:17 AM

This looks to be the greatest film ever made.

***Nate*** · #**1125** 10-19-2010, 03:01 AM

So essentially it's Ghost Rider but he's in a car? That's just lame.

Oh, and by the way, I can already predict the ending. Cage's character sacrifices himself (probably returning to hell in the process, unless they go for a lame Constantine-style twist), in order to save the blonde, who will promise to take care of the baby.

I will personally give you 200 rep points if I'm wrong.

Strike Witch · #**1126** 10-19-2010, 03:03 AM

I'll take that bet. If you're correct, you can take 200 of mine!

***Nate*** · #**1127** 10-19-2010, 03:42 AM

Oh, I didn't say I'd subtract 200 from myself. Just that I'd use my super mod powers to add 200 to you.

Bullet Magnet · #**1128** 10-19-2010, 06:30 AM

If either of you are right, I'll post an essay to the comments of your next blog.

Dynamithix · #**1129** 10-19-2010, 08:51 AM

I'm going to give you guys the best song in the universe:

Fantastic.

No but really, I was looking for some Call of Duty videos and then this song was in a video and I laughed for a good 5 minutes straight.

MeechMunchie · #**1130** 10-19-2010, 12:47 PM

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I could go into a long and boring post about how some people think that these broad stroke generalizations are actually apt portrayals of the human condition, but I know better.

I think some form of generalisation is unavoidable when you're trying to cover the entire human race. I think Games Workshop did a mighty fine job at picking the most consistent; The fear of death (Nurgle), the fear of other people (Khorne), the fear of change (Tzeentch) and the fear of oneself (Slaanesh).

Anywho, how 'bout a comic that won't cause an argument:

OANST · #**1131** 10-19-2010, 01:00 PM

I was just being a dick, anyway. I don't really care.

MeechMunchie · #**1132** 10-19-2010, 01:05 PM

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I was just being a dick, anyway. I don't really care.

How surprising.

***Nate*** · #**1133** 10-19-2010, 07:29 PM

Emesdee · #**1134** 10-21-2010, 03:52 AM

Havoc · #**1135** 10-21-2010, 02:02 PM

"You wouldn't download a car..."

I would if I had enough storage space!

Mr. Bungle · #**1136** 10-21-2010, 08:50 PM

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard at a single YouTube video by myself. Fuck, I had soda come out my nose.

Wings of Fire · #**1137** 10-22-2010, 01:07 AM

That was even less funny a second time.

Emesdee · #**1138** 10-22-2010, 02:10 AM

Havoc · #**1139** 10-22-2010, 03:01 AM

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I don't think I've ever laughed this hard at a single YouTube video by myself. Fuck, I had soda come out my nose.

If you've ever seen some of Egoraptor's other works you'd quickly come to the conclusion that this is really really really not funny.

Strike Witch · #**1140** 10-23-2010, 03:12 AM