A: Cry. Then maybe hide under the bed, then getting my butt stuck between the floor and the frame, letting them find me with my legs kicking comically as I try to free myself.
Q: Why are you hiding under the bed?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
A: Because that's his job. To be annoying and generally not-helpful. Although if you bend him enough times, he snaps and kills all the other Microsoft Office help things.
Q: Is gas genetic?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
A: No. It's genetic. (And AO kinda supports that theory, actually...)
Q: Thunderbird or Mustang?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
A: Might want to check the connection to the CPU- pull the plug and see if there's any prongs missing or loose. Otherwise, try prying off some of the more troublesome keys and seeing if you can't identify the problem from there. It might also be damaged from food or liquid getting inside. In that case, your only other option is to get a new keyboard.
Or maybe it just hates you.
Q: Anyone have a baseball bat?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
A: You're in a hospital, sir. Now if you'll follow these men in the white jackets, they'll give you a special one of your own and show you to your room...
Q: A possessed slig walks into a room full of BigBros. How long does he live?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
(And AO kinda supports that theory, actually...)
