What Do You Look Like? (V13)

[OANST]

It was, and still is, a boy.

Its name is Brock.

[Holy Sock]

Hope it goes well!

[MA]

congratulations OANST!

[STM]

I sincerely hope he grows up to befriend at least one boy named Ash, but hopefully many hundreds in his life.

[OANST]

I get the feeling that if I was more familiar with Pokemon I may have chosen a different name....

[Crashpunk]

Nah don't worry. He's going to be a very loving boy. All the girls will love him.



Seriously though. Congrats OANST.

[STM]

I get the feeling that if I was more familiar with Pokemon I may have chosen a different name....

Pikachu or something...

[OANST]

A lot of people were campaigning for Zeke because of the other kids being Zac, and Zoey. I, however, was not interested in continuing a pattern started by her and her ex, even though I do kind of like the name.

[Varrok]

With those names you could've made them into a cartoon with a catchy intro melody

[Nate]

A lot of people were campaigning for Zeke because of the other kids being Zac, and Zoey. I, however, was not interested in continuing a pattern started by her and her ex, even though I do kind of like the name.

Shoulda gone with a name starting with 'A' so that you could have A-Z twice.

[Manco]

No don’t you see, they already have Z so now they need the rest of the alphabet. They already have Abbey, Brock, next is Charlotte…

[OANST]

If Steph had her way we probably would end up with Charlotte. She keeps mentioning giving Brock a baby sister, and I keep mentioning performing home surgery on my testicles.

In keeping with the mad scientist hair posts, I over slept a bit today, and went to work looking like this:

[STM]

I've started smoking a little bit again because it makes me look cool and I'm trying to kill myself in a way that is socially acceptable.

Also I'm thinking of shaving my sides.

[Varrok]

Smoking doesn't make you cool. At least not in that particular photo. Also, I'm offended by you smoking, because why not. Here, grab a lolipop

[STM]

Thanks man.

[OANST]

Why are your sides so hairy? That's just weird.

[STM]

I dunno man, it's like all my hair is on my sides.

[OANST]

Gross.

[Nepsotic]

Dude learn how to roll better (y)

[STM]

Hey no way guy! Don't you know the more beat up your cig looks the edgier you are? Why, just ask Tumblr.

[enchilado]

I need a haircut.

[MA]

Ench my man!

I've started smoking a little bit again because it makes me look cool and I'm trying to kill myself in a way that is socially acceptable.

Also I'm thinking of shaving my sides.

just out of interest, what brand do you buy? i smoke John Player Special. roll-ups, because it's cheaper.

[Nate]

I need a haircut.

What? It looks good just like that.

[enchilado]

It's actually a lot longer than I managed to make it look there.

[Nate]

It's actually a lot longer than I managed to make it look there.

Even better! Take a photo of that too.

[OANST]

Cute baby, activate!

[Varrok]

Good job, baby.

Cute baby, deactivate!

Baby: *starts pissing, shitting and vomiting all over basically everything, then cries and screams for hours and hours*

[OANST]

Yes, that is night time baby. Night time baby hates daddy.

[Varrok]

You have my deepest condolences. I wouldn't find the mental strenght.

The babies should be like 7 from the start. It'd be much easier.

[OANST]

Better than working midnights/less better than just sleeping.