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OANST · #**1021** 03-06-2012, 07:19 AM

I will probably buy Mass Effect 3 today.

Dynamithix · #**1022** 03-06-2012, 08:31 AM

You'll probably regret it after you see the ending(s).

OANST · #**1023** 03-06-2012, 08:46 AM

Do not spoil it. I will burn your house down.

Daxter King · #**1024** 03-06-2012, 09:03 AM

I will likely rent Mass Effect 3.

Someone post Halo 4 stuff, I'm on my phone so I can't.

Crashpunk · #**1025** 03-06-2012, 09:49 AM

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Do not spoil it. I will burn your house down.

With the Lemons.

OANST · #**1026** 03-06-2012, 10:20 AM

Yes, I got your Portal 2 reference.

Anyway, I bought Mass Effect 3 on my lunch break.

Daxter King · #**1027** 03-06-2012, 10:25 AM

Sherphard stops the reapers and fucks aliens.

Sorry if I spoiled it.

Varrok · #**1028** 03-06-2012, 10:41 AM

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Sherphard stops the reapers and fucks aliens.

Sorry if I spoiled it.

Which Mass Effect game are you talking about?

...oh wait, that's rhetorical

OANST · #**1029** 03-06-2012, 11:03 AM

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Sherphard stops the reapers and fucks aliens.

Sorry if I spoiled it.

My Shephard is monogamous. His relationship with Tali is beautiful, and nothing can tear it asunder.

Dynamithix · #**1030** 03-06-2012, 11:56 AM

I wonder if they'll reveal Tali's face in ME3. I hope not, it would ruin her mystery.

OANST · #**1031** 03-06-2012, 11:59 AM

Why are you so interested in what my girlfriend looks like? Back the fuck off.

Varrok · #**1032** 03-06-2012, 12:09 PM

You do realise she was fucked by many, many other people? Gee, must be hard for you.

Crashpunk · #**1033** 03-06-2012, 12:10 PM

Erm...

Wings of Fire · #**1034** 03-06-2012, 12:11 PM

I refuse to believe OWF is having a waifu discussion.

I refuse.

OANST · #**1035** 03-06-2012, 12:16 PM

Can I just say dem hips?

Dem hips.

MeechMunchie · #**1036** 03-06-2012, 12:27 PM

OANST · #**1037** 03-06-2012, 12:29 PM

I wanted to posrep that, but I couldn't. Made me giggle.

Hazel-Rah · #**1038** 03-06-2012, 04:56 PM

Halo 4 looks pretty sweetles, I'm going to sell Halo Anniversary to preorder it.

The BR is back and it looks like the Helghast assault rifle :P

Dixanadu · #**1039** 03-06-2012, 06:49 PM

Shepard was gay the whole time.

Mac Sirloin · #**1040** 03-06-2012, 07:03 PM

The following was not posted relative to the previous post^.
Mass Effect fucking sucks. I'm sorry, but it always has and everyone who plays it or likes it or has anything positive to say about it is fooling themselves. It is gaming trash. It is literally everything wrong with Games from the fans to the developers to the fluff to the merch. It is garbage and so are you. I tried, but it's just so boring and has nothing to offer that's new or different and it keeps getting worse.

Be a man in Dragon's Dogma. The Dragon's Dogma needs men.

>Open world
>30 hours of gameplay if you play quick
>100+ if you dig in and enjoy some monster killin'
>You do not play as a gay spaceman having sex with bubonic russians in life support suits

fuck everyone

Daxter King · #**1041** 03-06-2012, 08:47 PM

Telling people that one game is everything wrong with gaming and then posting a trailer for a Capcom game?

I hope it is a subtle troll.

Dynamithix · #**1042** 03-06-2012, 09:46 PM

After playing both Mass Effect 1 and 2 at least two times each, there's just no way I can agree with you on that one. I can not say the same about Mass Effect 3 after I saw, well, a lot of it. I'm just not hyped up for it at all, but I won't spoil any of the dumb as fuck things they did in it.

Varrok · #**1043** 03-06-2012, 09:55 PM

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The following was not posted relative to the previous post^.
Mass Effect fucking sucks. I'm sorry, but it always has and everyone who plays it or likes it or has anything positive to say about it is fooling themselves. It is gaming trash. It is literally everything wrong with Games from the fans to the developers to the fluff to the merch. It is garbage and so are you. I tried, but it's just so boring and has nothing to offer that's new or different and it keeps getting worse.

I agree with Mac, but only about first game, it's plain dumb, the gameplay is really unfair, the game is buggy, AI is a joke, the same I can say about the plot. I've got to say, I have a great fun playing it just to laugh at how bad this game is. It's a disgrace to RPGs (it's not RPG game really - the whole role-playing is reduced to "be a dick" or "not be a dick") and shooters. But as I'm playing ME2, the sequel seems better in most aspects. It's still a bad game compared to classics, but an improvement upon ME1. Haven't finished the sequel though, so I can't loose my hope for a good laugh yet

Daxter King · #**1044** 03-06-2012, 10:11 PM

Mass Effect games certainly have more role playing in them than a typical Final Fantasy. Yet no one cries about them not being "true RPGs". Most people see the shooting and just scream that it isn't an RPG.

Of course RPG is a fucking stupid genre definition, since pretty much every game ever can fall under it.

Varrok · #**1045** 03-07-2012, 03:44 AM

FFs are jRPGs, ME is intended to be a cRPG (and is not). Yes, that's a stupid definition of a genre. Like adventure games

Mac Sirloin · #**1046** 03-07-2012, 07:19 AM

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Telling people that one game is everything wrong with gaming and then posting a trailer for a Capcom game?

I hope it is a subtle troll.

Capcom makes amazing games. They just don't make very balanced ones. And since my current favorite Capcom franchise is Monster Hunter, and this is basically Monster Hunter with 100% of the improvement that I'd make added in, I can't say a word against it. Mass Effect is a bloated turd that started very, very well. I'm glad I never got into it, though. The 3rd game seems massively and effectively disappointing.

Varrok · #**1047** 03-07-2012, 07:37 AM

I remember Capcom making good games. Then they forgot about the good series' roots and made some sequels worse than original and after that they sold all good titles to lame foreign studios

Daxter King · #**1048** 03-07-2012, 07:37 AM

Capcom enjoys almost making good games and then cancelling them.

Capcom enjoys putting forced co op into games.

Capcom enjoys outsourcing beloved franchises to shitty developers.

Capcom enjoys releasing the same game 3 times in one generation, all for retail.

Capcom enjoys putting 12 DLC characters on disc and making people pay for them.

Wings of Fire · #**1049** 03-07-2012, 07:40 AM

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Capcom enjoys releasing the same game 3 times in one generation, all for retail.

Fuck yeah, Street Fighter!

Varrok · #**1050** 03-07-2012, 07:43 AM

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Capcom enjoys almost making good games and then cancelling them.

Capcom enjoys putting forced co op into games.

Capcom enjoys releasing the same game 3 times in one generation, all for retail.

Capcom enjoys putting 12 DLC characters on disc and making people pay for them.

Yeah, that too