Let me tell you all a story:
There was a woman who was sitting in an armchair in her living room, reading a book about the cruelties of battery-farming chickens. She had not slept well the previous night and now found herself nodding off.
She began to dream and, as so often happens, the dream was an odd mix of all the experience and information she had taken in that day. She dreamt that she herself was a battery-farm-chicken who had stopped laying and so was being taken to the chopping block to become tonight's dinner for the farmer.
She was carried into a great barn, her head laid on a wooden block and an axe raised above her head, ready to plunge.
By now her husband had come home from work and found her sleeping in the armchair. Wanting his dinner, he tapped her on the back of the neck to wake her.
Unfortunately, at the very same moment he tapped her neck, the axe in her dream struck her. The shock of the dream combined with the real-life-neck-tapping was so great that she had a heart-attack and died.
There is one very apparent flaw in that story, and it is also the same reason why there was no comic for the end of the last round.
There will be one for the final however. I'm not that cruel.
And if it's late it'll be your own faults. Just cus.
- Xavier: 17
+ Nate: 13
Last edited by Splat; 06-07-2008 at 04:03 AM..
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