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  #991  
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A: Going back into 1945, eating pancakes, then slaying Hitler with the magic Rainbow Sword.

Q: Has anyone ever done that?
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A: My grandpappy did once. But that was long ago.

Q: Does Hitler's moustache make you giggle?
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04-30-2007, 11:33 AM
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A: Only when he wiggles it.

Q: Duck duck goose?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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04-30-2007, 08:14 PM
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A: Rabbit.

Q:whats the answer to MCT?

(this post curtesy of koopmans, try guessing who THAT is)
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04-30-2007, 09:34 PM
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A: Mightily crowded town.
Q: 1.5^6/10.5?
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04-30-2007, 09:42 PM
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A: 47.

Q: A space alien walks into a bar and starts poking people. How soon before his people come to take over the earth?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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04-30-2007, 09:47 PM
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Q: If you had two opposable thumbs on one hand, what would you do about it?
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04-30-2007, 11:03 PM
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A: i would sell them for a kings ransom.

Q: why is this site not blocked on my schools internet?

(wooo! 100 posts. *does 100 posts dance*)
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05-01-2007, 10:42 AM
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A: Because your school is awful.

Q: Do you want a cookie?
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05-01-2007, 02:49 PM
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A: yes, yes i would.

Q: How much money does jesus make in a year?

(question from murphy)
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05-01-2007, 07:53 PM
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A: He dosen't make money, he makes peanut butter.

Q: How do you destroy the king of England if he's seen all the James Bond movies?

Oh yeah, 1000th reply goes to me! Woohoo!
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05-01-2007, 09:36 PM
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A: blow up the movies, then blow up the king.

Q: If i bought 10 candy bars and gave 5 to my friends, how sick would i get?

(and no mitsur, i got the 1000th post )
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05-01-2007, 10:13 PM
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A: Depends on what kind they are.

Q: Am I the only one freaked out by Mitsur's avatar?
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-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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A: Nah, it gave me nightmares
Q:How many eyes does a chicken have?
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05-02-2007, 11:16 AM
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A:3.142 and a squirrel
Q: Q?

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A: Que.

Q: do we need a montage?
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05-02-2007, 06:20 PM
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A: No, we need an interpretive dance.

Q: What is so scary about my avatar?

Seriously, it's just a pic of a skeleton noble I found.
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05-02-2007, 09:00 PM
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A. It reminds me of me grammy

Q. Have you noticed some of the thread titles read like a punch line?
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05-02-2007, 09:20 PM
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A: What do you look like?
OH SHIT!!!


Q: Tofu or futon?

And it scares me because I have- y'know- an irrational fear of the living dead.
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-- Robert Heinlein in Friday

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05-03-2007, 12:36 AM
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A: yakatori.

Q: why do my paint skills seem to get worse?
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05-03-2007, 01:35 AM
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A: Because you think they are getting worse.
Q: Why do I think WaterMelodys pics are good?
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05-03-2007, 02:18 AM
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A: because, as stated before, you don't yet understand the true power of them.

Q: why does everyone think theyre good?
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05-03-2007, 02:21 AM
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A: Does everybody think theyre good?
Q: Who likes to eat fungi?
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A: Bernard eats the mushrooms in his hair, nuff said.

Q: really, does anybody out there think my paints are good? seriously?
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05-03-2007, 10:12 AM
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A: Seriously. Yes.

Q: Tango or waltz?
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05-03-2007, 10:43 AM
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A; Neither. I'm horrible at dancing.

Q: Do I have a problem?
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05-03-2007, 01:58 PM
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A: no, you have Italics

Q: why do i want to dye my hair?
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05-03-2007, 08:09 PM
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A: Because you're awesome like dat.

Q: 7/0 = ?
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A:0_O
Q: What eats tuna and minties?
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A: Sonic the hedgehog
Q: What is a telly tubbie?
 


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