Why the hell does my teacher think that me finding out the square root of a 50' circle for the retard "Jimmy" in the textbook is going to ever help me out in real life?
__________________ Our fate is sealed only when we accept it. -~Arxryl~-
"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
A: Put it in a water balloon and hang it over your bed at night.
Q: What else goes bump in the night?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
A: I'd probably be running around screaming, because with my luck I'd end up at the home of some schmuck who can't cook and would end up starting me on fire.
Q: Danny Boy or Tommy Boy?
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"Sick cultures show a complex of symptoms such as you have named . . . but a DYING culture invariably exhibits personal rudeness. Bad manners. Lack of consideration for others in minor matters. A loss of politeness, of gentle manners, is more significant than is a riot."
-- Robert Heinlein in Friday
