They need to make a Castlevania where the main character IS DRACULA and it takes place between Portrait of Ruin and Dawn of Sorrow in the 70's (coincidentally giving them 30 years both ways to fuck around with as they please). You'll have to travel to England and Vietnam and shit, playing in a day and night cycle. You can feed off of any people at night, but it increases your diffifulty somehow if you harvest too many, like, Disco-Death will appear and be like "Bro, you're bogging me down real bad. Not cool." and in order to balance out all of the souls he has to make monsters that...take their soul-place or something.
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