Stupid answers for stupid questions

[moxco]

A. Chesee of the eater who eats cheese. Than he ate the cheese that cheesed after he ate the cheese.
Q. Did that make any sence?

[Fortesque13]

Q:Sence doesn't make any sense!

A:Where does Abe get his haircut?

[moxco]

A. At the butchers.
Q. 1 cow + 2 pigs + 7 chickens + 3 sheeps diveded by oddjob=

[Fortesque13]

A:Vet's office!

Q:Where does Abe get his manicures?

[Arxryl]

Your mom...




I am hungry, but why don't I eat?

[skillyaslig]

A: Cause your lips are stiched
Q: Why does my dog like to eat grass?

[Arxryl]

Because your dog food tastes like crap... well, crap that your dog wouldn't eat.




Why feets?

[Slaveless]

Because the human race sees feet as a popular body structure for the past million years.

Apples are great when they have been downloaded onto a computer program and made part of Badger theme song, huh?

[Arxryl]

Hell yeah... and when Apples can sing "Grim Grinning Ghosts" whenever I want them too, that rocks as well.




All the lonely people... where do they all come from?

[E'l Scrabino]

This is the cause of people eating meat pies covered in tomato sawse and then touching their walls.

If A=1 and X=25, then why is the rake sometimes like a sattelite dish?

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

A: Because it was slain by the orange.

Q: If 2+2 does not equal 4, then what's the capital of Alabama?

[snuzi]

A: New York City.

Q: lol?

[moxco]

A: Because it was slain by the orange.

Llama song?

On Topic:
A. Lick Orange Llama.
Q. If Havoc was gay would he date Jesus?

[snuzi]

A: If he reads that, you know he'll kill you, right?

Q: Why didn't I answer?

[moxco]

A. Oh, but you did.
Q. What do Amish people taste like?

[Patrick Vykkers]

A: Amish flashing
Q: Is Spirrow an ephebophile?

[Arxryl]

Um... sure... we'll say that.




Why am I attracted to the opposite sex?

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

Llama song?

Totally.

On topic:
A: You're turning het. Don't fear it.

Q: Where will you retire?

[E'l Scrabino]

I shall return for my wallet.

Gloobe gleebe sneeble means what in which language?

[Arxryl]

It means "You do the hokey pokey.... and you turn yourself around..."
Yeah. That's what its all about. And the language is "toomuchtimeonmyhands."




If someone shot you in the heart, what would you do?

[Salamander]

A:Nothing, I'd be to busy bleeding
Q: Are you a fishmonger?

[Alf Shall Rise]

I like neither fish nor mongers.

The music stopped. She died. What the hell happened?

[Slaveless]

Lots of stuff that are too goody two shoe for this forum.

Kewl or cool?

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

A: I always thought it was "kewools!"...

Q: What does your spew taste like?

[E'l Scrabino]

I also think that monkeys, like us, are related to the dandelion.

If a clown gets a pie in the face, what's 622 squared?

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

A: Key lime squared.

Q: Most popular movie in Oddworld?

[E'l Scrabino]

Your law of fizziks proves that you was originally u.

Grumble or growl?

[moxco]

A. A grumbly growl.
Q. Dude wheres my car?

[Fortesque13]

A:See that tree over there? Look up!

Q:How'd Moxco's car get up there?

[Reiji Neko Mitsukai]

A: I'm not sure, but I heard rumors that some fuzzles were drinking last night...

Q: How do Fuzzles drive cars?