lol i am actually quite tall so thats quite relevant...
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That was not a video, that was a pile of words extracted from your stuffed up brain.
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Actually, it was a video. Haven't you seen the special addition Godzilla...?
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I would not throw a tissue at jacob, because it has no point
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Im actually allergic to tissue paper, so it does have a point...
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I am not a mouse, I happen to be a human being
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Thats what Halo man said...turns out he was a moron.
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: Make a reply full of peoples quotes and make dumb ass comments about them.
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They are not 'dumb ass' they are sarcastic and harsh. Dont you know that im trying to kill off the forumers by making them commit suicide...?
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by saying Jacob's stupid, I'm packing it up into one saying.
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Yes...but is it entertaining? No. It just makes you come off worse...
GD this has nowt to do about my sexuality. This is about Ugly, poor, geeky, townie-esque people being seperated from society and castrated. Lets just put in my 'Introduction to a GUT free society' video shall we?
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*Puts in video*
*'Dear Chasey Lain' plays in the background as camera pans around the land-scape, showing peace and tranquility. Birds sing, Bears roll around happily, Tigers play playfully with the Deer instead of eating them and Crocodiles sing gracefully with the Wildebeast*
Male Voice over: 'The word 'Utopia' springs to mind, doesn't it? Heheh, well...This is far from it. We at the GUT society, soon to be re-named 'GUPT' , have made this happen. How? I hear you cry. Well, we basically shoved the vile, mutants of civilisation into a school of happyness, were they can learn and be free without the prejudice of others...'
*Camera pans around to a small building with bars on the windows, slowly it moves forward. The doors of the building open up and show the filthy interior. 'Your pretty when im drunk' plays in background*
Female Voice over: 'Here at our school, for the disadvantaged, we teach them everything from washing to cooking. Of course, we dont teach them the stuff that actually matters, as they will never be intergrated into society. *Corny Laugh* '
*Screen divides into four sections, in the left hand corner there is a large 'G'. That section expands until it is the screen itself*
Male Voice over: 'One section of our school dedicates itself to the social outcasts of society...the Geeks. These lower beings are given maths equations to keep them happy and are kept away from the opposite sex incase they feel intimidated...'
*Screen changes until the 'G' becomes a 'U'*
Female Voice over: 'The next section is the 'U' section which dedicates itself to the grotesquely disfigured. Not much to say really...they are laughed at and sometimes sold for slave labour and/or freak show actors...'
*Screen changes until the 'U' becomes a 'T'*
Male Voice over: ''T' stands for Townies. The filthy, flea ridden mongrels of society. If it were legal we would kill them in the open, unfortunatly its not...so we have to do it in secret.'
*Screen goes blank and a 'P' appears*
Female Voice over: 'This is a new section being built entirely for the poor...why? Because they are poor and ask us, the higher beings, for money.'
*Screen cuts to a Fat lady*
Fat lady: 'Yes...T-This school is great. They really take good care of you...*Sniffle*'
Man whispering in background: 'Keep going or you wont get the marshmellow...keep going...'
Fat lady: 'Annnnd...erm...there is a really happy atmosphere...'
*Scream in background*
Man whispering in background: 'Smile for the camera...'
*Fat lady smiles and screen goes blank*
Male Voice over: 'So you see, we at the school dedicate our lives to the welbeing of these freaks...'
Female Voice over: 'We help them achieve their goals, get what they want and live a happy life...'
Both: 'Away from society...*Corny laugh*'
*Disclaimer on the bottom of the screen in white:
Disclaimer: Any accidents and/or deaths that occur whilst the person/persons are in our care does not have anything to do with the beatings they may have recieved by our extremely qualified carers. Also, carers must be notified if the patient/student has still got their genitalia so castration may be booked/scrapped. Thankyou.
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Obviously this vid is just a trial. Many changes are subject to occur in the near future...