Anyone Suicidal or Homocidal? -

Jacob · #61 05-06-2002, 05:31 PM

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Now that would be one heck of a death.

lol. One time at school (Year 8 time) we were talking about Deaths for each other. And we were saying how the most boring one of the group (Not saying the name as if anyone from my school reads this i will be linked with this forum and i will be burned.) will just collapse of a heart attack, while i would...Ahem:

Fall down the stairs into dinner lady, who knocks into a tray of donuts that wheels down the street, crashing into a van which goes into a little old lady...throwing her through the school window onto a table that knocks a giant pie onto the table. Which the head of the school slips on, his pen flies out of his pocket, his the above light which bursts and causes a fire. And then the fire gets to a gas canister and blows the entire school up...wiping out most of the street.

That would happen cos i am the most INTERESTING PERSON TO GRACE THIS WORLD...etc etc etc

Jacob · #62 05-06-2002, 08:14 PM

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...I NOW WANT SUICIDE TO HAPPEN...I AM HURTING...I HAVE FOUND OUT SUMAT AND IT HURTS...ITS HURTING....DAMN SECRETS THAT I FIND OUT!!

Majic · #63 05-06-2002, 10:05 PM

Ah, feel better man... I know secrets that go around with unfaithfulness and blackmail worthy stuff all the time. Maybe thats why I get so angry and say the world sucks, hm... I have idea now, due to unpleasant circumstances I have been basicly cut off from all feleings of affection towards anybdy without making someone mad or having people hate me, damnit. Now where'd those car keys and that big piece of granite go

Time to go out and destory a light pole.

Jacob · #64 05-07-2002, 07:30 PM

I dont like my school. I dont like life. Life makes my whole school life ok until the last week and then all this bad stuff is happening and hurting me...its really shitty. I hope when i die i get a chance to piss on lifes head.

pinkgoth2 · #65 05-08-2002, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob
I dont like my school. I dont like life. Life makes my whole school life ok until the last week and then all this bad stuff is happening and hurting me...its really shitty. I hope when i die i get a chance to piss on lifes head.

The Meaning Of Life: Dire cruelty.

Three choices (do not take seriously :P):
1) suicide
2) get meaner than life is [my choice ;)]
3) just live with it and have it victimize you

Hey, Jacob, I hope the problems of your life go away soon. But it's all I can do, hope. Then again - I ought to just be confident that you'll manage, who'm I to doubt your own abilities? You may be stronger than you think...

- TyA

Jacob · #66 05-08-2002, 04:14 PM

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You may be stronger than you think...

I laugh at my problems and make others laugh with me. Thus i get pulled through the hard times, plus, if i am feeling really down...i bitch and make fun of geeks (Like this kid i know at school who has no social life and is on the net, like 24/7!!) Wot a freak!!