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  #61  
03-04-2002, 01:58 PM
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*dramatic music*

can't run!My leg! *cracks*

Must fly!

*atemps to fly*

Dang must fly!

*trys again*

*shuts eyes*

I can't watch!

*starts to fly*

I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY!

Grab on Dark Xinos! I'll save you and everyone!
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"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

  #62  
03-04-2002, 02:13 PM
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yeah...

cue evil fuzzles to return and eat melvin and emit a large belch after wards..bwahaha
  #63  
03-04-2002, 03:28 PM
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salty pretzals doncha see there is LAVA!Don't just stand there!

*flaps her wings* Ahh me leg!

Grab on salty preztals.

EVERYONE RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN! LAVA ALERT! I REPEAT
RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!

*flaps hard*

I'm da dragon on the edge!

Cack errrrrrr......where should I fly everyone to safety guys?????

*Gulp*

*looks at lava*

I'm too small to save everyone and I gotta a bad leg!

Help?!
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*[Jill Valentine]*
"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

  #64  
03-04-2002, 04:13 PM
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Dead bwahaha

i am evil so i will run a way and leave everybody bwahaha..damnFUZZLE ATTACK"!!!!! FUZZLE ATTACK!!!FUZZ*COUGH * ARRGH NO *coughs, screams dies*
  #65  
03-04-2002, 04:23 PM
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Oh gosh salty preztals is dead!Oppps!

Oh well, I'll save Dark Xinos and he'll help me resuce the others. I'm a wee babie dragon on the edge!

*dark_xinos pulls her bad leg while climbing on her back*

Oi, mind the leg!

*flys somewhere while lava chases them and evil fuzzles*

EVIL FUZZLES AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Grab on Dark_xinos!

*Flys like heck*
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*[Jill Valentine]*
"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky


Last edited by MunchOnThis; 03-04-2002 at 08:27 AM..
  #66  
03-04-2002, 07:31 PM
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ILL SAVE U!

no must save every one! *uses joe to sumon the MIGHTY PANTS OF SAFENESS * every one get on! *every one gets on* ill save us! *flys pants over to volcano and uses his imaginton powers from joe to make a giant cork witch plugs up the volcano* every one:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!

Joe:YAY!!!!!! IM ALIVE!!!!!

sudnly appers!

Joe:ON NO!! ITS THE BUG BEAST FROM PLANET BING WOOP!!!!!!!
ARE PLANETS SWORN ENEMY!!!!!

bug beast: RORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  #67  
03-04-2002, 08:42 PM
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hey!i'm in too!u'm packed up and ready to go!and Wolfpac i got the flamethrower!i'm not sleepin in no tent!i'm sleepin' wit da bears!*warm* hey whatta ya know!I give da bears couple o drinks and they're my best buddies!Hmmm i'll roast the roach wit da flamethrower!die!roach!I'll knock you out!*Sligface punches the evil bug and it goes all the way back to its planet!*See ya!...Don't worry i'll give you a postcard!Everyone is saved thanks to sligface202!
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  #68  
03-04-2002, 10:05 PM
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*Mitsur is still on ground*Come back!!!!
*See's fuzzles "DIE B******DS!"*Takes out Caster(From outlaw star)*Guys come and get him*"Hey these pants are kind of itchy......"
  #69  
03-04-2002, 10:32 PM
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it starts to rain, i as in pants is gettin wet the wind blows me away i get stuck in a tree
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  #70  
03-05-2002, 12:58 PM
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Oh no! Pore munchman! Takes munchman of tree and hangs over "not yet coled lava" to dry.

Munchman: Ouch its hot!

Me: Dont worry! Youl be dry in a sec!

Munchman *grows*

Gets better idea! *secretly barrowes joe...*

Me: Joe! Summon the largest holy pants in all the cybernet!
Joe: Whaaaaa- hum, humhum-------dwoapaaaa!. *POFF!*

*uses gaint pants as umbrealla for everyone
  #71  
03-05-2002, 01:03 PM
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Gangway!!!!!

*Grabs her long lost friend and mitsur before the lava gets them*

*mitsur and Charlotte climb on her back*

Charlotte:Phew thanks Munchie your a pal!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!

What now???

*I turn to see a HUGE MONSTER GODZILLA version of a Scrab!*

All:AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

*Flys like heck*

MY LEG! *cracks.......again*

Charrlotte:Stop Whining and FLY DAMN IT FLY!!!

I AM FLYING AS FAST AS HECK ITSELF! *gulps*

Charlotte: yoinks!

Scrabzilla is on our tail!!!!!!!!

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EVERYONE! RRRRRRUUNNNNNNN!
I REPEAT RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!


Mummy!( )

*Suddenly they crash lands in a Costal Village*

All:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky


Last edited by MunchOnThis; 03-05-2002 at 05:17 AM..
  #72  
03-05-2002, 05:03 PM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  #73  
03-05-2002, 05:43 PM
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gets joe and........

*gets joe and uses imagention to sumon the strage*


Joe: creture ATTACK!!!!!!!
*creture jumps on scrab smushing it to a squishy pulp*

all:YAY!!!

*creture goes renagde and attcks every one*

all:AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  #74  
03-05-2002, 06:02 PM
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After landing in a coastal village.......

*Rubs her head*My leg!

Everyone O.K????

*Charlotte and mitsur groan*

O.K maybe not.........

*A huge group of tribal fuzzles surround us*

All:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Fuzzlesgibberish)*

TIME TO FLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Grab on Char and mitsur!

*Flys while groan about her leg!*
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*[Jill Valentine]*
"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

  #75  
03-06-2002, 03:33 AM
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*very confused*

*puts banedage around munchonthis leg so munchonthis cant move so it heals...*

*falls asleep*
  #76  
03-06-2002, 04:14 AM
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What's for Dinner???
Well there are Brains, Bear or Bugs. What do you want???
Ummm... Give me the Bugs.

Munch, Crunch, Crack

Mmmmmm...Tasty.
Arrrgggh, What's happening too me. I'm turning into a Giant Bug myself. Someone Help me. AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!
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  #77  
03-06-2002, 10:52 AM
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Desides to not take that risk... (sorry wolfpac)... aqually i cant help sence im sleeping... but while im asleep i might just whell help my self to a can of caned brains in brainjuice (raw).

*sluuuurp...* *squirts brainjuice at everyone* *lays down in tent again.
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03-06-2002, 12:05 PM
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*munchman lets go of mitsur because hes ssssooooo tired*"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!Wait I'm not mitsur, i'm really Squall from final fantasy 8!*Kills all fuzzes and uses water spell on lava!(And the day is saved by Squall!!!)
  #79  
03-06-2002, 01:56 PM
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bwaha

bwaha i've been reincarnated as a fleech.....I WILL EAT YOU ALL BWAHA HA
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03-06-2002, 06:09 PM
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*runs*
  #81  
03-06-2002, 06:29 PM
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*fleech crawls over to a banaged Munch*

Ah go away!

*Munch roasts the fleech and eats him 4 tea!*

Yummy!
Anyone want a roast fleech?
Tastes great with salt!

*burps and grins*
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"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

  #82  
03-06-2002, 06:47 PM
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IDO

i do yum! *has some*

yay it tastes good!

*large swarm of mimes comes and begins acting mimey*

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HElP US!!!!!
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03-06-2002, 06:51 PM
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Not more things!

What next?
Paramites wearing nappies?

*grins nervously*
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*[Jill Valentine]*
"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky

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03-07-2002, 01:35 AM
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Everybody come on my caping trip!
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03-07-2002, 02:06 AM
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i want to go!!!!!!!!!!!

pack me up in your back pack, dont bend me, i get mad
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03-07-2002, 02:37 AM
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*chants to make everyone fall asleep*...*Every one falls asleep*

*Walks over to the fire and takes alittle fleech. Looks at it. Sees that its posioned and goes to sleep myself (WITHOUT EATING IT!!!)
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03-07-2002, 05:53 AM
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Can someone find the cure for Bugitis???
I'm sick of being a bug.

And the next person to hold Fly Spray over my head will get Slaped Silly.
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03-07-2002, 12:02 PM
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We are going to the Grand Canyon on my caping trip!(I can see it now.....sombody rolls over and falls off the edge )
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03-07-2002, 12:17 PM
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THEN A KID COMES FORM THE WOODES HES ABOUT 14 AND HE WANTES YOUR SOCKES EEEEW
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03-07-2002, 01:18 PM
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I'm coming too mitsur!!!!!!
But first I need BigFace to heal my leg.........

*takes a deep breath*

BIGFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I will torture his groin" ~ Policeman in HNB

"Won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky..
Testify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Slap a liar in his eye, kick a hole right in the sky
Tesify, testify kick a hole right in the sky
Johnny, Johnny Johnny..."
~ RHCP, Johnny kick a hole in the sky



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