What Do You Look Like? (V13)

[Vyrien]

It's a cesspit. A pit filled with shit. A ShitPit™.

Also people hate PewDiePie because he makes unfunny, childish jokes and pulls stupid faces in a forced attempt at humour.

[MA]

it's cess pit. it's a pit full of horrible shit. we had a pool on the farm full of rancid piss-water that would drain in from the main shit hole (where you'd load shit for spreading). we called that pool a cess pool.

shit hole, cess pool and rancid piss-water are all very official agricultural technical terms, of course.

EDIT: fucking Vyrian speedy shit big dawg goddamn motherfucker

[Manco]

Also people hate PewDiePie because he makes unfunny, childish jokes and pulls stupid faces in a forced attempt at humour.

Don’t forget the rape jokes!

[Nepsotic]

In that case, cesspit works. Fucking cesspit. Fuck. Shitload of cesspit hate. Does anyone else hate everyone?

[MeechMunchie]

Every year a few farm workers drown in slurry pits. I can't imagine many worse ways to die than with a lungful of rotting piss/shit/mud/entrails.

Also, this is by far the weirdest thing we've gone offtopic for.

[Nepsotic]

Rather that than die watching Silent Hill Revelation...

[Vyrien]

EDIT: fucking Vyrian speedy shit big dawg goddamn motherfucker

I'm a pillar of the community.

[MeechMunchie]

I'm a pillock of the community.

[Vyrien]

Well I didn't want to say it but-

[MA]

we need a comedy jingle.

drowning in shit is one way to go on a farm. drowning in grain is another. you can also have a plough reverse over you. my boss had one of his testes gored off by a bull. i myself have been electrocuted and trampled. BUT ITS ALL IN A DAYS WORK

[OddjobAbe]

I imagine all farmers to be like Robert Shaw off Jaws.

[Nate]

The Off-Topic Fairy wants you all to shut the fuck up about cess and pits.

[STM]

Shouldn't hate PDP at all...just don't watch his shitty videos if you don't like them. Christ.

e: Jesus christ that's a massive photo, I'll upload another one instead, one sec.

ee: There we go, anything to get my tits out.

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[Jordan]

i was hoping to see a bit of butt too... oh well

[Vyrien]

Stay classy Jordan.

[Nepsotic]

Nice hair. I'm jealous

[Nate]

It's not the greatest photo of me, but that's Ron Motherfucking Gilbert!


If you don't know who that is, you're not worth my time explaining it.

[Varrok]

Way cooler than OANST's photos

[Nate]

Way cooler than OANST's photos

Actually, from memory OANST had photos with both Ron Gilbert and Tim Schafer, so he's met two out of my three gaming heroes*. I've also met two out of three, but not the same two.






* 'Heroes' is a stronger word than I really mean. But 'People I admire for that which they have produced without worshipping the person' doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

[Phylum]

Is Gilbert down here for PAX?

[OANST]

Gilbert is down there for Nate. PAX is just something they will do together. While holding hands.

[MA]

Gilbert is down there for Nate. PAX is just something they will do together. While holding hands.

poor PAX. double-teamed.

[Nate]

I spent most of the afternoon chatting with his girlfriend. She's really nice.

[Mac Sirloin]

we need a comedy jingle.

drowning in shit is one way to go on a farm. drowning in grain is another. you can also have a plough reverse over you. my boss had one of his testes gored off by a bull. i myself have been electrocuted and trampled. BUT ITS ALL IN A DAYS WORK

I heard that grain elevators formerly full of hay can explode at any spark because of a buildup of certain chemicals. Poop may also be involved. I always picture someone surviving though. Bunch of good old boys at the club discussing how they lost a finger to frostbite or a limb to horsebite, and then old 'half man' jenkins rolls in and details leaning against a silo and lighting a smoke before losing most of his body. Then everybody buys him a drink but it just drizzles out of the massive torso-sized catheter he's plugged into.

Here's an intimidating photo of me before trimming my beard.


Here I am nowish

[OANST]

I hate people who can grow good beards. Hate.

[Varrok]

Don't you hate people who can't as well?

[OANST]

It's true.

[STM]

Phwoar.

[MA]

i know old 'half man' Jenkins!

you look really well, man! and i can't believe the thickness of that beard, it has volume i can only dream of.

[Phylum]

My beard is almost exactly that colour, including the reddish bits around the chin.