What would you name your children/adopted slaves/incomprehensible offspring? -

used:) · #62 10-02-2010, 05:14 AM

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What the hell does that have to do with Chris?

Also, what do you mean I'm Connie?

Connie from King of the Hill.

Dixanadu · #63 10-02-2010, 01:44 PM

Yuss, in Brazil and the like. I mean in an English speaking country, it's bound to raise some eyebrows. Not to mention when the child becomes aware of the Bible, he'll praise himself on being named after a deity.

Wings of Fire · #64 10-02-2010, 02:25 PM

For a girl: Alexandra or Diana
For a boy: Alexandra or Diana

Strike Witch · #65 10-02-2010, 04:56 PM

Telemetry for artillery batteries recieved

Wings of Fire · #66 10-02-2010, 05:13 PM

You can tell when a girl secretly likes you if they're sharp with you for liking their name.

Dixanadu · #67 10-02-2010, 06:24 PM

You can tell if a girl likes you if she stares at you with her mouth open.

Wings of Fire · #68 10-02-2010, 06:40 PM

Then you whip it out and stick it in.

Dixanadu · #69 10-02-2010, 09:44 PM

Well, I was going to say that's when you talk to her. But your idea is better.

Mac Sirloin · #70 10-03-2010, 09:03 AM

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Then you whip it out and stick it in.

No that's when you get saliva samples and threaten with cloning if she doesn't sex you up.

Bullet Magnet · #71 10-03-2010, 03:49 PM

You threaten her with cloning in which she is the surrogate to bring the clone to term.

Wings of Fire · #72 10-03-2010, 03:53 PM

And this begins my sex slave lineage.

Bullet Magnet · #73 10-03-2010, 03:54 PM

That's like sleeping with your adopted children once they grow up.

Wings of Fire · #74 10-03-2010, 04:11 PM

I know right? Hot.

Dixanadu · #75 10-04-2010, 01:08 AM

I could think of several other uses besides sex slavery. It would be nice for my clones to view me as some kind of living deity incarnated into human form.

Wings of Fire · #76 10-04-2010, 01:26 AM

Sicko!

Dixanadu · #77 10-04-2010, 01:50 AM

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I know right? Hot.

Aye.

OANST · #78 10-04-2010, 06:22 AM

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That's like sleeping with your adopted children once they grow up.

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***Nate*** · #79 10-05-2010, 03:07 AM

If you look closer, that's not a stamp in his hand...

Dixanadu · #80 10-05-2010, 10:10 AM

I hope it's a penis.

Bullet Magnet · #81 10-05-2010, 11:05 AM

Whose hand?

OANST · #82 10-05-2010, 01:14 PM

Crossing streams in 3...2...1....

Awwwww, yeah.

Anonyman! · #83 10-12-2010, 06:59 PM

Something Greek. Greek names are objectively best.

Andronikos. Fuck yes.

just_an_(ODD)alisque · #84 10-12-2010, 10:21 PM

my daughters' names are Gergana and Miglena

Bullet Magnet · #85 10-13-2010, 03:19 AM

Gork and Mork?

MeechMunchie · #86 10-13-2010, 09:21 AM

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Gork and Mork?

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Strike Witch · #87 10-14-2010, 01:25 AM

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Gork and Mork?

Oi wot

Is Mork 'n' Gork

not da utha way, grot.

***Nate*** · #88 10-14-2010, 02:47 AM

Or Mork 'n' Mindy.

OANST · #89 10-14-2010, 07:16 AM

Shazbot!

MeechMunchie · #90 10-14-2010, 09:53 AM

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Oi wot
Is Mork 'n' Gork
not da utha way, grot.

Itz iz Gork 'n' Mork, yuh ded-hed snotling. Goo-gul it, squig'ead.