*Insert clever welcome thread name here*

[Wings of Fire]

We're like vultures watching a carcass.

Or gays watching a bathroom door.

Or MA watching the milking shed.

[MA]

them's milks be good.

EDIT: IT WAS A TEST

[Pilot]

Low quality and outdated?

No, mechanical television from the early quarter of the 20th century is low quality. Betamax is truly da bomb.

Hi noob, remember that taquitos belong in your mouth, not your ass. Teatleak.

[Ridg3]

No, mechanical television from the early quarter of the 20th century is low quality. Betamax is truly da bomb.

Hi noob, remember that taquitos belong in your mouth, not your ass. Teatleak.

Don't listen to him, you can insert your taquitos in any orifice you please

[MA]

Don't listen to him, you can insert your taquitos in any orifice you please

and to think i was starting to like you.

[Pilot]

I'm hungry.

[MeechMunchie]

For love.

[OANST]

In all the wrong places.

[Pilot]

Hey, you're the one whose bowels hurt. I think you've had too many taquitos.

In all the wrong places.

[OANST]

Who told you?

[Pilot]

I saw for myself.

[MeechMunchie]

We all did. You should close the curtains.

[OANST]

We all did. You should close the curtains.

Sorry. I just never imagined that you would all be so interested in seeing my bowel movements.

[MeechMunchie]

Really? Seriously, really? How long have you been here? I think over the years most members have made it pretty clear that they are.

[Ridg3]

Sorry. I just never imagined that you would all be so interested in seeing my bowel movements.

I'd like to move into your bowels

[Pilot]

Sorry. I just never imagined that you would all be so interested in seeing my bowel movements.

There were no bowel movements, just a dark void.