The Rhyming Thread! -

MA · #61 08-31-2009, 07:31 AM

AG, this is what i'm talking about. if you'd have read the whole thread you would have seen that i explained how it should be done, and so far the posts since then have been what i meant,
blah blah blah blah blah blah bent.

fuck sake.

EDIT: look;

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what i meant was someone makes a rhyme in reply to the previous post, but it is their own ryhme; it doesn't have to rhyme with the previous one. e.g:

person 1: who came back? for fuck sake,
there is only so much a man can take.

person 2: at least we can reminisce of times gone by,
and that, my friend, is not a lie.

also that example wasn't about you AM, i posted that before you returned.

Phylum · #62 08-31-2009, 11:06 PM

I'm sick of peoples disregard,
For the rules - just read retard!

*When I started writing that I had no intention of calling anyone a retard, but nothing rhymed with disregard

***Nate*** · #63 09-01-2009, 12:26 AM

I am shocked that you would disregard
Excellent words like, yard, guard and petard.

MeechMunchie · #64 09-01-2009, 06:00 AM

The constant stream of witty abuse
Is what makes these forums of any use.

MA · #65 09-01-2009, 12:17 PM

oh tell me about it, its what we need,
it is like our metaphorical feed.

Ridg3 · #66 09-02-2009, 11:54 AM

Mollucks Assitant's rhymes are a bit of a sham,
There about as funny as fucking tinned ham.

Dixanadu · #67 09-02-2009, 12:21 PM

Your avatar is a duck.
I think you should clear to fuck.

Wings of Fire · #68 09-02-2009, 12:27 PM

This forum is full of vile Oirish birds
I despise their accents, they be all a bunch of turds.

Ridg3 · #69 09-02-2009, 02:08 PM

My accent is great,
For it does not sound slate,
But to all your Glaswegian poem,
I must say,"Lovin every wan oh them."

I actually don't care if that doesn't sound Rhymish, it's just our Noirn Ireish accent sur.

OddjobAbe · #70 09-02-2009, 02:11 PM

Holy shit, I've done it again,
I should turn in, for it's after ten,
I feel I should write in my own accent,
Though I shall not, for this game I resent.

Ridg3 · #71 09-02-2009, 02:23 PM

Thats a good rhyme to show your disdain,
But what is your problem with this wonderful game?

OddjobAbe · #72 09-02-2009, 02:28 PM

This terrible game puts me through much pain,
For to look at the screen, my eyes must strain,
As I am tired, no, completely knackered,
Something, something, something, maraca.
I struggled on that last part.

Kronos1712 · #73 09-03-2009, 04:16 AM

As a newcomer here, I'd just like to say,
that this hilarious thread has made my day ^^
We're all Oddworld fans here, all with the same passion,
why then must we post in this ridiculous fashion?

Josh · #74 09-03-2009, 04:21 AM

Why,Kronos1712,
Is this concept new to you?
This is fun thread to dance and ryme,
Now play nice or go shag a lime.

Kronos1712 · #75 09-03-2009, 04:28 AM

Now I believe that last bit was just too plain rude,
I have no intrest in shagging citrus fruit..

Josh · #76 09-03-2009, 04:29 AM

Now I meant that purely in jest,
The humor around here is simply the best.

Kronos1712 · #77 09-03-2009, 04:34 AM

Now with you there, I really must concur,
everyone here is a real.. 'humour connoiseur'
O_o

Josh · #78 09-03-2009, 04:37 AM

On that note I shall leave on a high,
With a question to ask the new guy...
Will you make all of our days,
And like us, be one of the gays?

Kronos1712 · #79 09-03-2009, 04:45 AM

I'm afraid with that you'll be all upset,
I'm actually not, but please don't fret..
Again the sense of humour, I must commend,
I hope that this rhyming becomes an ongoing trend...

Josh · #80 09-03-2009, 04:48 AM

Ah well,
it's not a real hell.
Something tells me that you will still fit in here,
Even if you are not queer.

MA · #81 09-03-2009, 05:26 AM

don't listen to him, he is a gay,
he wont do you any favours, (unless you're willing to pay...

)

Ridg3 · #82 09-03-2009, 06:17 AM

I know what you mean, your innuendo was crude,
But I thought that by now you knew that I would.

MeechMunchie · #83 09-03-2009, 08:07 AM

You may not be gay, but a few hours here
Will never fail to make you a queer.

Oh glorious rhyme, oh glorious life,
The joy of this thread will rid me of strife.
While the trolls will keep trolling and the flirtation keeps rolling,
A few posts of hilarity are just so consoling.

MA · #84 09-03-2009, 11:32 AM

that was quite a skillful and witty rhyme,
its all just good fun, and doesn't cost a dime.
if we continue this now, we could have a swell time,
BUT I STILL WANT KRONOS TO SHAG A LIME!

Kronos1712 · #85 09-03-2009, 11:50 AM

I've told you already, I don't see the point..
it sounds rather painful.. sorry to disappoint..

Ridg3 · #86 09-03-2009, 12:48 PM

I can't understand the people in here,
Posting their posts that sound so, so queer,
When they profess to be straighter than shafts,
Oh my God that word made me Jizz in my pants.

MA · #87 09-03-2009, 01:39 PM

i wanted Kronos to do it so i could see his pain,
this is how it works, get in the game!

MeechMunchie · #88 09-04-2009, 04:58 AM

Vent your rage through a poem, it's always a treat
To send your fellows off flying, the force of your literary power sending them tumbling head over feet.

Josh · #89 09-04-2009, 07:25 AM

Why Meech, how clever,
But you probally were not sucsessful in your endeavor.

Mac Sirloin · #90 09-04-2009, 09:30 AM

Jesus Fucking Christ why did I even click on this thread.
Mind you, I have just gotten out of bed.
(If I do this too much I try to start rhyming in conversation. Shit's annoying,so I'mma keep my distance)