Bits and Pieces IV -

Bullet Magnet · #65 01-24-2009, 04:58 AM

When you understand the laws of physics, anything is possible.

Havoc · #66 01-24-2009, 01:46 PM

Epic Fail

Bullet Magnet · #67 01-24-2009, 09:39 PM

That's what you get when you mock an elite soldier unit on the job.

Hobo · #68 01-25-2009, 07:53 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

Some good stuff on there.

Bullet Magnet · #69 01-25-2009, 08:00 AM

Textbook Toxoplasma infection.

Chubfish · #70 01-25-2009, 10:20 AM

Oh yeah and set the quality to high unless you want your eyes to bleed.

laff

***Nate*** · #71 01-26-2009, 03:34 PM

This one starts off awful cute, but that's not why I'm posting it. The reason why you MUST watch this is to see the reporter, who clearly thinks this animal story is beneath him, going off on some editorial tangent towards the end and trying to derive a deeper meaning from it all.

OddjobAbe · #72 01-28-2009, 10:50 AM

The sketch in itself isn't that good, but the impersonations ar spot on.

Havoc · #73 01-28-2009, 02:53 PM

***Nate*** · #74 01-29-2009, 06:38 PM

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Bullet Magnet · #75 01-30-2009, 06:12 AM

You think that's backwards? I can go one better, and topical to boot. ACLU sues school for harassing a student by accusing her of witchcraft.

Mac Sirloin · #76 01-30-2009, 02:58 PM

You should not have introduced me to Yahoo Answers. That was a mistake.

OANST · #77 01-30-2009, 03:02 PM

It's an interesting world we live in.

Malloy · #78 01-30-2009, 05:27 PM

wow. the feet.

Mac Sirloin · #79 01-30-2009, 06:58 PM

That's a big bunny.

a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BUNNY

Havoc · #80 01-31-2009, 06:04 AM

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Thank you, now I have to go to the hospital with my cracked rib.

OddjobAbe · #81 02-01-2009, 01:22 AM

Bullet Magnet · #82 02-02-2009, 05:06 PM

Join the consensus of the World's Thickest People on this baffling website http://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/

***Nate*** · #83 02-05-2009, 03:04 PM

In case you ever wanted an interactive toilet.

Bullet Magnet · #84 02-05-2009, 04:22 PM

And then it catches a computer virus...

Mac Sirloin · #85 02-06-2009, 09:00 AM

I love Bulldogs so much.

Havoc · #86 02-07-2009, 06:21 AM

Uwe Boll... Funny... does not compute!

Pilot · #87 02-07-2009, 09:30 AM

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Join the consensus of the World's Thickest People on this baffling website http://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/

Well I can begin to appreciate them doing what they feel is a 'service' for mankind, but a lot of that site doesn't make sense. For example... what is the IHC Lottery?

"The IHC Lottery will not save everyone. It will, however, give each individual an equal chance at survival. Guarantee your chance by registering today. Because the ticket you receive is only valid for one person, we recommend encouraging your family and friends to sign up as well. We're all in this together."

In what together... ticket for what? The whole thing is intentionally ambiguous.... Who would think that *if* there was some global disaster that there would even be any kind of global infrastructure left in tact to be dealing with worthless 'tickets'? There's no common sense at play in this. Anyone truly concerned about some global disaster would spend less time worrying about tickets and learning some survival tactics.

I'd sooner deduce that there's some kind of marketing gimmick at play; marketing likes to induce fear to sell a product.

OddjobAbe · #88 02-07-2009, 02:51 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh16TPEDjB4
What a catchy tune.

Wings of Fire · #89 02-08-2009, 11:07 AM

Duran Duran are win.

mitsur · #90 02-13-2009, 05:23 PM

I don't know what the fuck is going on with my youtube videos. I have to type the code, edit in html tags, then edit it again to delete the html tags, and then it works. If I just post the code it refuses to work.