One of my big secrets

[Zerox]

QFT Salamander.

Funny how a cute thread started by an innocent twelve year old girl quickly becomes something altogether more.....graphic.

Says something about the members here obviously. Which is why I'm not saying anything.

Other than I still need a new avatar.

[Vanilla ✜]

You know the odd thing is when i first seen abe i was scared of him.

[OddjobAbe]

An even stranger thing is that I am reading this discussion while my wife is sat next to me talking about the sale on at T.K Max.

The young lasses are getting kinkier by the minute. One minute it's Justing Timberlake or whoever (I wouldn't know), the next minute it's Abe the grotesque plonker from Oddworld.

EDIT: The wife's out of the room now.

What she doesn't know is that I am not going to lend her the money to buy stuff that she's only buying because it's on sale. Instead I'm going to go out into town without her and buy her lingerie for her. Last time I did that, I got some strange looks from the guy behind the counter. I kidded him on and said, "I'll put them straight on when I get home".

[Vanilla ✜]

Ok that is just the strangeist thing.

[GlacierDragon]

I like trees, in my arse

Ouch, that must hurt!

[Wings of Fire]

Ok that is just the strangeist thing.

In a thread encompassing voraphiles, arborphiles, mudokophiles, leg rape by scrabs, lame phallus puns, fleech masturbation and God knows what else I view Oddjobabe's behaviour as a refreshing blast of normality.

[Vanilla ✜]

I gith up. YOUR ALL NUTS but Abe is now, GlacierDragon aren't nuts.

[OddjobAbe]

I gith up. YOUR ALL NUTS but Abe is now, GlacierDragon aren't nuts.

Are you saying that because I like to buy my wife's underwear for her and sit at home with it waiting with it until she comes home I'm nuts?

[Laser]

Sigged WoF!

[Wings of Fire]

It depends rather on what you do with it while you wait.

[OddjobAbe]

I certainly don't wear it. I sort of fondle it. Trouble is, that's no good until she's worn them.

I've said too much.

[Havoc]

Don't say sigged when you sig something else... that's bad and not very trustworthy now is it. But yes, WoF, that's so quotable I want someone to quote it.

EDIT: In fact, I will.

[Laser]

Havoc i said sigged, then i sigged it

I kinda should of sigged it first, then said sigged

[Havoc]

Fine, you win this time. Wait, no you don't. Your quote is cut off! HA!

[Laser]

No its not? I just edited out the bit which said "I view Oddjobabe's behaviour as a refreshing blast of normality." because i didn't think it was relevant

[Havoc]

Makes the quote more complete .

[GlacierDragon]

YOUR ALL NUTS but Abe is now, GlacierDragon aren't nuts.

Yay I'm not nuts!
*runs around in circles screaming*
Or am I?

[Nate]

I really want to tell people to go back on topic but I'm not so sure that that would be an improvement.

[Fuzzle Guy]

I really want to tell people to go back on topic but I'm not so sure that that would be an improvement.

There's a topic?

[Wings of Fire]

There seems to be 2 topics running parallel to eachother, one about Oddworld sexual fantasies and one about Realworld sexual fantasies.

[abe619]

my birthday is next friday.
and thanks cream for u know for admiting u're afraid of some oddworld stuff.

[Fuzzle Guy]

i hate sexual stuff anyway.

But Abe turns you on, right?

[Leto]

Abe619, do you hate it because you feel guilty thinking about it? I'm not being satirical at all, it genuinely interests me. If you could tell me anything about how you feel about voraphilia I'd be very interested.

but Nate the only reason you want to get on topic is to hide your insane uncontrollable lust for Abe and his dirty loincloth

[Vanilla ✜]

Thats ok Abe619 everyones scared of something.

[Nate]

but Nate the only reason you want to get on topic is to hide your insane uncontrollable lust for Abe and his dirty loincloth

I have in the past stated my preference for Grubbs. As many of them as you could fit in a muddy puddle.

[Wil]

Please, people. If it's not about sexual lusting after the grotesque fictional characters from Oddworld, it's not good enough for the Oddworld Forums.

And Havoc, and it's your sig that is cut off./me breaks own rule

[Wolfie-Dark Steef]

I used to like Stranger. Until I realized that in the earlier part of the game, that he would do mostly anything for moolah, even take down a poor critter of his own type, now imagine being his boy/girlfriend. The I realized how sexualy frustrating it would be to be with a four legged creature (after the de-pantsing scene).
Then I made myself an alter-ego, Wolfie -points to avatar-, who is a steef, now I like him again. Yes, I realized that I'm insane, and that no one cares, but I'm confessing.

[Leto]

to be with a four legged creature (after the de-pantsing scene).

SPOILER FORUM

ah how those days are gone

[Johnnyboy]

This reply is based on the first post....
Um, How can anyone think a Oddworld character, or CREATURE, is sexy?
I mean, anything BUT Mudokons.
I dunno. Maybe it's because I'm a guy and don't see your point of view but...
Ew. You continue on with your crush on Abe I guess.

[Havoc]

And Havoc, and it's your sig that is cut off./me breaks own rule

No it isn't. The quote is there, just a tiny bit of the quote box that's missing.