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I had pancakes for breakfast this morning. Ace.
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lucky git. unsurprisingly, all the eggs in the house are gone. no more pancakes for me.
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I once made the mistake of tasting Marmite. I hate Marmite. Bollocks it’s like soy sauce.
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i tried to find a strange fact about Marmite, like 'did you know that Marmite contains a highly unstable ingredient that is also used as a trigger product in Anti-Tank mines?', but amazingly i found Nil.
actually, call me a liar 'cus i
did find this frightening poster;

that proves my theory that Marmite is work of the Devil (chef).
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Marmite? That's disgusting. Butter just goes with them. 
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only ever had crumpets with butter...all i know...i'm simple.