Sex

[OANST]

You love it, you dirty boy you. Anyway, It's probably not a good idea to go whoring yourself around like I did but as long as your careful and you want to have sex I say go for it. It's a lot of fun.

[Nate]

I think there's too much information flowing in public here...

Welcome to the true Oddworld Forums. It's nice to see the old place again!

Alright, alright, I sleep with Ariel Sharon. At least metaphorically.

Okay, that's the most horrible mental image since my sister tried to give me tips on giving a blowjob...

[mitsur]

Okay, that's the most horrible mental image since my sister tried to give me tips on giving a blowjob...

Isn't that an old joke?

Tsk, tak, Nate, you shouldn't steal a joke and make it your own. Only accomplished liars like me can do that.

BTW, that just added to my own plethora of Horrible-Images-I-Want-To-Suppress-But-Can't, right up there with Havoc doing a tiger and Alcar getting gay over alcohol.

[Nate]

No, that's something that actually happened to me. What joke are you referring to?

/me doesn't bother to correct mitsur's other misunderstanding

[Patrick Vykkers]

Technically, Ariel Sharon love would be borderline necrophiliac, no?

What's Mitsur's other misunderstanding.

[mitsur]

I have no idea.

[Salamander]

Do you think nate is straight? If you answered yes, that's your misconception.

[mitsur]

Do you think nate is straight? If you answered yes, that's your misconception.

No, I've known Nate has been gay for awhile. It's just I was confused because I've seen a movie where some gay guy's sister is giving him blowjob tips, and I assumed Nate had seen the same movie, and was using that situation.

My bad, you can deduct 20 smart points from my profile.

[Facsimile]

I don't actually know.



Ta-da!

Alcar...

I love you.

[Bullet Magnet]

Sex, as alluring as it is, frankly terrifies me. I can't imagine a more terrifying situation or experience. It's not horrifying, oh no, and I'm not saying I don't ever want it.

There's just a major terror factor there for me. That, along with by aversion to alcohol, legendary social ineptness, physical insecurity and general nice-guy attitude spells doom for any conceivable romantic conquest.

Personally I think that sex should be treated with respect, as should your partner. While I don't hold it against anyone who, as I've heard it put, "whore themselves out", I find that distasteful myself. I'd rather keep it within a proper relationship (though that terrifies me even more).


Damn, rereading this post is depressing.

[Nemo]

I have unusual views on the subject.


While I do believe it's not something you just do whenever you want (like eating), it's nothing to get upset or make a big thing about (no metaphor intended). I mean, if I found out my girlfriend (Yes, this is hypothetical) was having sex with someone else, I wouldn't get mad over it. Sure, I'd be worried if she got pregnant or an STD. It's only a physical thing.
Good thing is, I don't have to worry about such a thing because I don't have a girlfriend.

[Voodoo Hand]

I have unusual views on the subject.


I mean, if I found out my girlfriend (Yes, this is hypothetical) was having sex with someone else, I wouldn't get mad over it. It's only a physical thing.
Good thing is, I don't have to worry about such a thing because I don't have a girlfriend.

You, sir, are in a definite minority.

What you outline here is a major cause of domestic violence, homicide, and
not to mention, a major cause of ex-girlfriends. (or partners)

Most folks are not to keen on the idea of their partners going out and having an "irresponsible exchange of body fluids" with anyone else.

"irresponsible exchange of body fluids" i love that term, heard a public health
official use it in place of unprotected intercourse in an AIDS perversion lecture .

I find it so romantic.



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[Goresplatter]

Eh, not your fault, I just have antisexual catholic opinions, nothing against you personally.



I am a female.

That's it, I'm changing my signature so that no one else makes the mistake of my gender again....I'm not sure if what I typed made sense.

Catholic... antisexual opinions?! Does this mean Chastity!? :O

[Venks]

Do you wear chastity panties Zozo?
If so thats kind of hot! *wink wink* lol I love me.

[6-finger-fred]

Hell, I don't even wear regular pants half the time.

My views on this can't be said too clearly, mainly because me is a virgin. (I just turned 13) But I don't care what you do with it, whips, chains, hamsters, and donkeys included. (Ok maybe not, but you get the idea..)
Just don't tell me about it.. please. I personally will only do it if I have probable cause (Horniness ), like an actual relationship and stuff.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Do you wear chastity panties Zozo?
If so thats kind of hot! *wink wink* lol I love me.

........


That's just your revenge for me calling you Naughty naughty Venks more than once in W@RF, isn't it?

Catholic... antisexual opinions?! Does this mean Chastity!? :O

Maybe's, define chasity and I'll think about it. Hmmm, think I might get one of those virgin ring thingies...

[Goresplatter]

........


That's just your revenge for me calling you Naughty naughty Venks more than once in W@RF, isn't it?



Maybe's, define chasity and I'll think about it.

Never, ever losing your virginity... if you don't mind the term

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Never, ever losing your virginity... if you don't mind the term

Sounds like fun. My brother says I'm a square because I haven't pulled.

[Nate]

Never, ever losing your virginity... if you don't mind the term

Not necessarily. You could be a non-virgin and then take a vow of chastity. The term implies celibacy (i.e. not having sex in the present) rather than not having had sex. A secondary definition would be following sexual morality; a person choosing to only have sex in the missionary position with a legally and religiously appointed spouse would still be considered chaste.

[Joshy]

Sex is such a wonderful thing and you should reserve it for someone special.

[Kamille]

I like hookers but I guess saving sex for someone special is good too

[Fortesque13]

Jesus! Get some grammah, maybe then the hookers'll want ya. Use punctuations! It makes you look like a 10 year old, and since your profile doesn't have your actuall age I'd think that you're 9! But let's hope you're not...

[LadySlig]

Good luck.

Why would I need good luck? (Thanks though) Unless I am raped, or something disgusting like that, I will stay a virgin untill marriage.

[Majic]

This reminds me of some article I read once upon a time, from a site I don't even remember how I ended up at. The author likened virgin sex to someone's first workout at a gym after getting a membership; it's awkward and clumsy, lacks direction and when you're sweaty and musky afterwards, you really don't go around telling people afterwards "Dude I just had the best workout ever!"

Whilst I'm a proponent of sex before marriage, even to the point of casual relations outside of a relationship, I'm not too gung ho about running out and trying to knock up every girl I can. The lewd ones are the risky ones, after all.

[Hobo]

Why would I need good luck? (Thanks though) Unless I am raped, or something disgusting like that, I will stay a virgin untill marriage.

Sure, we all said that once, now i'm joining sex addicts anon.

[Patrick Vykkers]

You got addicted to yourself? Oh dearie.

[Havoc]

Well for some people its impossible not to get addicted to yourself. I mean, some of us are just THAT great 8D.

[skillyaslig]

Well good for you! *Gives medals to Havoc and Hobo*

[Patrick Vykkers]

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

NO PATRICK! :?I don't even know what the image is of.