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Here we go. Another puberty thread.
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Jordan, don't tolerate the behaviour of the little shit that strangled the poor kid by oulling his tie. Either defend yourself in some way, or report him. It's little dickheads like him who spoil this world. If you're scared of the little wanker, don't show fear. That'll just encourage the little tosser. If the little git does something annoying, don't show anger. That'll just encourage the little arsehole. I don't care how you do it, just get this little fucking tithead sorted out.

Please excuse the cuss, but this is how I feel about the little git. I just think that Jordan and the others at the school shouldn't have to put up with the crap they get off him. He should have been excluded for killing the kid.

Also, Spirrow - the fluid is called 'seamen'. Excuse me if there's any spelling errors, I'm real tired today.
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I'm fairly sure pre-pubescent males would only be producing lubricating liquid from the Cowper's Gland.

Anyhow, enough of the kiddy-porn antics, you perverted bastards.

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I'm not assuming they were bright enough to bring condoms to school...

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I don't think they produce sperm until puberty starts.
No shit.

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Jordan, don't tolerate the behaviour of the little shit that strangled the poor kid by oulling his tie. Either defend yourself in some way, or report him. It's little dickheads like him who spoil this world. If you're scared of the little wanker, don't show fear. That'll just encourage the little tosser. If the little git does something annoying, don't show anger. That'll just encourage the little arsehole. I don't care how you do it, just get this little fucking tithead sorted out.

Please excuse the cuss, but this is how I feel about the little git. I just think that Jordan and the others at the school shouldn't have to put up with the crap they get off him. He should have been excluded for killing the kid.

Also, Spirrow - the fluid is called 'seamen'. Excuse me if there's any spelling errors, I'm real tired today.
Wait a moment, wo are you referring to exactly?

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At my school kids trade condoms.
That's because adolescents nowadays are freaking pathetic bastards who have nothing else in mind but sex.
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04-09-2007, 01:17 PM
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Oddjob, that made me laugh. It's funny when you swear.
I see what your saying though. But he does this to everyone, and if you're in his way, he'll do something to ya. I just try and avoid him as much as I can. This kid really needs to be locked up, seriously, he's gonna end up being something very dangerous when he grows up.
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Oooh, that kid that was bugging ya. Now I get it.

Well, I say just take it for now. Eventually he'll take it too far and end up in jail for life, or dead in some ditch .
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At my school kids trade condoms.
Card games, anyone?
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That's because adolescents nowadays are freaking pathetic bastards who have nothing else in mind but sex.
That's all they've ever been.
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EDIT: Actually, the people at Moxco's school (either an elementary or junior high) wouldn't be adolescents, judging by his age. They'd still be kids.
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That's because adolescents nowadays are freaking pathetic bastards who have nothing else in mind but sex.
Hey hey hey, easy on the insults there... Tiger f*cker I'll let you guys get away with, but I'm not a pathetic bastard.

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Oh you wern't talking about me specifically... never mind. Carry on.

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That's all they've ever been.
Very true.

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EDIT: Actually, the people at Moxco's school (either an elementary or junior high) wouldn't be adolescents, judging by his age. They'd still be kids.
Well, in his case, preadolescents. Whatever. They're still single-minded little bastards .
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Jordan, what I'm very interested in is, why this guy isn't in juvie.
I mean, he actually killed someone, do I have that straight?
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Perhaps he did it in self-defense? Although, even if he did, you'd think he would've either been home-schooled after that or transfered to a different school.
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How do you strangle someone by their tie in self defense?

Kicking someone in the nuts and running, THATS self defense.

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Well, maybe the kid had a knife, and he had to subdue him somehow, so he decided to choke him with his tie until he passes out, but instead of knocking the kid out, he ended up killing him?

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Jesus Christ. What kind of school is that?
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I say, you should be a CSI. .

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Jesus Christ. What kind of school is that?
Not a very good one .

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Kid at my school got expelled for biting someone in self-defense.
Because a slap justifies as assualt, appearantly.
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No way was it in self defence. He did it because he's cruel. The police even came into school personally to take him away.
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It's the reason why the world has alot of bastard children.
Hey, I'm a bastard child. I wasn't concieved when my mum was 13 though.

This thread is funny, its a tad shocking yet also quite amusing.
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God... Rich that was fast, we posted on the same minute, right on 11.00.
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Also, Spirrow - the fluid is called 'seamen'. Excuse me if there's any spelling errors, I'm real tired today.
Bleh! It ain't called semen until a boy begins producing sperm.


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Here we go. Another puberty thread.
Why don't some brainless spammer make a thread called "Have you started puberty yet (ladies)?".
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Also all those guys in the navy arn't gonna be to happy being compared to sperm...

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Bleh! It ain't called semen until a boy begins producing sperm.
I don't usually use my PHDs to get the better of people, but you do know you're talking to a doctor of medicine and physics, right?

Also, you didn't mention anything about there being no sperm produced, did you? The other guy did. You just implied. I think.
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This is exactly in reference to the first post and about this story what is wrong with society. Kids are having sex before they even understand what it is drinking and using drugs before their bodies are done developing and forming connections or their minds are even able to contemplate and make the choice for themselves as to what they want to do, recognizing the cost benefits for themselves...sigh.
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with others watching...it is wrong!
Have you seen any porn movies?

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We got this gay moron at our school. [Thank god his leaving in 6 weeks.] Anyways he feels the over guys. Sometimes in quite disturbing places.

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