Stupid answers for stupid questions -

E'l Scrabino · #61 01-24-2007, 05:05 PM

Yes. That is me! Fwafwafwa...

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, and everyone wants to know where Peter piper put the pickled peppers that he picked. So why does the Electric car burn when you throw a 72" T.V on it?

moxco · #62 01-24-2007, 07:01 PM

A. It burns because you chose me

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Q. Were do babies come from?

E'l Scrabino · #63 01-24-2007, 07:03 PM

Ask your Mother.

w00t, root, shoot, boot, or moot?

snuzi · #64 01-24-2007, 07:47 PM

A: None of the above.

Q: Yes, no, maybe so?

moxco · #65 01-24-2007, 08:26 PM

A. So, no, maybe yes.
Q. Who would you perfer a kiss from?

Or

snuzi · #66 01-24-2007, 09:39 PM

A: Neither. I prefer a kiss from my girlfriend

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Q: O & A Party Rock?

Bullet Magnet · #67 01-25-2007, 03:46 AM

A: Nurse! Nurse! He's out of bed again!

Q: Can you explain the Whole Sort Of General Mish Mash to me?

moxco · #68 01-25-2007, 12:23 PM

A: No
Q. Who is the 5th doctors twiced removed cousin?

snuzi · #69 01-25-2007, 12:40 PM

A: Charles Manson.

Q: When will the world end?

Arxryl · #70 01-25-2007, 01:19 PM

Rest assured, the day the world's IQ drops a few more percentage points is still a few weeks away.

You don't believe me, do you?

E'l Scrabino · #71 01-25-2007, 01:44 PM

Maybe o do, maybe i don't. That's for me to know and for you to be suspicious about :P.

Off the edge or onto the water?

OANST · #72 01-25-2007, 04:04 PM

A. Off the edge for reasons I don't feel like explaining.

Q. Oanst or April D?

snuzi · #73 01-25-2007, 07:20 PM

A: OANST.

Q: Who are you, really?

Bullet Magnet · #74 01-25-2007, 08:01 PM

A: If I told you I'd have to kill you, and I am under specific commands to enjoy it.

Q: Why, why, why?

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Delilah...?

snuzi · #75 01-25-2007, 10:20 PM

A: Because, because, because.

Q: Are you an actual magnet that attracts bullets?

Bullet Magnet · #76 01-26-2007, 07:09 AM

A: I'm not an actual magnet. But yes.

Q: What gets wetter as it fries?

Arxryl · #77 01-26-2007, 07:24 AM

a tub of meep meat.

Does everyone with a driver's liscence deserve to drive?

moxco · #78 01-26-2007, 11:51 AM

A. Maybe not telling.
Q. If a German drives 2 km an hour and breaks the laws of physcs whats there name?

snuzi · #79 01-26-2007, 01:26 PM

Q: Mr. Physics-Breaker-Man-Schtein.

A: If I'm me, and you're you, who are they?

E'l Scrabino · #80 01-26-2007, 01:29 PM

If you're you and i'm me they are them. (lol logical explanation

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Song or music or band?

snuzi · #81 01-26-2007, 01:30 PM

A: Music all the way.

Q: Where did these brownies come from?

E'l Scrabino · #82 01-26-2007, 02:12 PM

I don't think you'd really wanna know...

Chocolate stuffing in a turkey!

Bullet Magnet · #83 01-26-2007, 05:02 PM

A: I'm sorry, we're out of turkey.

Q: Would you like another dead animal with chocolate rammed up its anus?

E'l Scrabino · #84 01-26-2007, 05:09 PM

Yes please! XD

Can i w00t now?

Arxryl · #85 01-26-2007, 06:39 PM

If you w00ted, someone else would have to w00t, and then so continues a whole chain of w00ting. So go for it.

What will be the cause for the end of the world?

snuzi · #86 01-26-2007, 07:02 PM

A: Ignorance.

Q: What is an Arxryl?

OANST · #87 01-27-2007, 08:24 AM

A. A vaginal blood fart.

Q. How did I get so sexy?

Bullet Magnet · #88 01-27-2007, 05:26 PM

A: When you achieve that goal, you can tell me.

Q: What's short, sweaty, and goes "I'm open. I'm open. I'm open. I'm open! Oops!"?

used:) · #89 01-27-2007, 06:33 PM

A: Oanst's penis

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar?

OANST · #90 01-27-2007, 06:48 PM

A. I would kill you. But I'll do that anyway.

Q. In what way should I kill Used for his blasphemy?