Guilty pleasures(arg sp?) -

Hobo · #61 10-08-2006, 04:48 AM

I like licking batteries

Havoc · #62 10-08-2006, 05:18 AM

You should try licking a fully charged car battery! It's fun!

Bullet Magnet · #63 10-08-2006, 10:30 AM

That's the last we'll see of Hobo.

Leto · #64 10-08-2006, 11:12 PM

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Do you have a picture of the seamonkeys?I would love to see one.Dead animal sodomy sounds like something I want to try.

I'm afriad I don't have any pictures (as I found them in the shed when we were clearing it out to refurbish it, so I have no idea where they went), but I'll try to provide a breif description:

To my recollection, they resembled a seahorse mixed with a cockroach, and their bones were a prominent white with their skin was a semitransparent yellow. If you didn't look closely they looked like moving skeletons with eyes.

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That is amazing.. Holy crap, you should have never disposed of them. Although that does indeed sound rather scary.

I wish they didn't disappear. Sadly, I assume when it was me and my father (DISPOSER OF BELOVED PET CORPSES ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS) doing the shed he chucked them out.

I also have recently adopted the guilty pleasure of leaving my furby in a room full of people before I leave for the day.

Mojo · #65 10-09-2006, 10:14 AM

Guilty pleasures... Hmm... I eat girls undies. Fresh ones, that is, straight from the store.

No seriously, I take pleasure in shocking people. Wether it's by mooning people I don't know, or dying my hair bright red, I love to shock people!

Rex Tirano · #66 10-09-2006, 12:27 PM

I love having my hair played with. My college friend was pretending to cut my hair in one of your lessons today and I really liked it [although I'd never sya, it kinda sounds pervy :P].

- Rexy

Statikk HDM · #67 10-09-2006, 04:34 PM

You ever get your hair shampooed before you get a hair cut from a pro?
That feels awesome.

Havoc · #68 10-10-2006, 12:13 AM

Word! And more words for the char limit!

Statikk HDM · #69 10-10-2006, 03:26 PM

I've been "thinking thoughts" about my Chemistry teacher.
Why do older women trip my trigger? I just don't get it.

Bullet Magnet · #70 10-10-2006, 04:15 PM

It's obviously that your current lifstyle has made you "resistant" to the allures of those your own age. Drifting from one meaningless relationship to the next, the playboy you are, has lead to you becoming tired of the "floosies" you normally go with. Now, older women have a mystery about them you are keen to explore. I suspect it is the same way that cheese or wine improves it's flavour with age (cheese up to a point). Have your cheese and wine if you must, but take the neccessary precautions. [/creepyfreudianspeak]

toxicity · #71 10-10-2006, 06:51 PM

Havoc · #72 10-11-2006, 04:06 AM

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I've been "thinking thoughts" about my Chemistry teacher.
Why do older women trip my trigger? I just don't get it.

At least tell me she's a MILF!

Statikk HDM · #73 10-11-2006, 10:25 AM

Dragonforce is a guilty pleasure?
FLO IS A GOD!

Reptile · #74 10-12-2006, 07:12 AM

I enjoy saying hurtful things to old people. Aah, my secret...

skillya_glowi · #75 10-18-2006, 05:25 PM

Drinking alone at night. Ack.
Also, I have an obsession with European/brand clothing. Ralph Lauren, Louis Vuitton, Bebe, Calvin Klein, Sesto Meucci, Gucci, etc.

I, too, enjoy being cuttingly blunt (what an oxymoron) with people. Most of the time it's a joke, though.
I talk to myself when I'm alone. A lot. It's fun to try on different accents. I can do British, Russian, French, Canadian, Australian, and German accents. Ain't I a pro?

Bullet Magnet · #76 10-18-2006, 05:36 PM

Staying up too late on forums, even when I know that during the next day I will be falling asleep standing. Now that's awkward, for all concerned.

Facsimile · #77 10-19-2006, 08:33 PM

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Wow.

That's definitely a guilty pleasure. You know they're repetitively crap, but they're still great.

Abeguy · #78 10-20-2006, 05:25 AM

I love greasy fast food restaurant burgers. Especiallly McD's Double Quarter Pounder W/ Cheese...*drools* I want one now sooo badly.

I have numerous others.

I like making myself seem better than others in every single way...in person of course. i havn't perfected doing it online.

Statikk HDM · #79 10-20-2006, 10:02 AM

I see your Dragonforce and raise you a...

mitsur · #80 10-20-2006, 04:47 PM

My guilty pleasure is biting my toe-nails. I know it's gross, but my feet feel so much better without the long nails.

Abeguy · #81 10-20-2006, 05:25 PM

I don't understand how people "bite" their nails. I never really got how to bite them off

Statikk HDM · #82 10-20-2006, 07:08 PM

You make sure your feet are clen, then you bend down and put your leg in a sitting crossed position. Then you bite. It reminds me of another thing I did as a young lad, but this is a family site.

Bullet Magnet · #83 10-20-2006, 07:41 PM

You know, that sort of this really puts people off their soup. Especially if you do it in restaurants. Especially if your clippings manage to ping around the room (when biting them? I've seen it done).

Statikk HDM · #84 10-20-2006, 08:04 PM

Who would clip their toenails in a restaurant? Who is that stupid?
Whats the followup for that? Trimming your pubes?

Abeguy · #85 10-20-2006, 09:20 PM

lol, probably...

Bullet Magnet · #86 10-21-2006, 05:32 AM

Well, if you're rude to your waiter...

Statikk HDM · #87 10-21-2006, 10:36 AM

I take great pleasure in knowing that at a restaurant I won't be going to again for years, perhaps ever, I can stiff the waitresses and not suffer at all. This one time I persuaded a group of of about 20 people not to tip on the buffet at a Pizza Hut. Not everything must be tipped in my opinion but apparently this is a big social no-no, a real "dick move".

Facsimile · #88 10-21-2006, 06:13 PM

Come to New Zealand. We don't have tipping here.

Statikk HDM · #89 10-21-2006, 06:26 PM

Yeah, but don't you guys make a mandatory tip on top of the bill? A restaurant around here does that and if they didn't have great chicken and ribs I wouldn't eat there.

AquaticAmbi · #90 10-22-2006, 02:53 PM

But tips are how the waiters/waitresses make their money. It's most definitely rude not to tip your server if he treated you well yet he only made a little over $1 in that half hour that he served you. If you could easily afford where you were eating, it wouldn't hurt you to show some courtesy and give the guy a decent tip.